woman:

An adult female human being.

QUOTES:

(1) Humorist James Thurber (1894-1961) rephrasing the cliché: a woman's place is in the home/kitchen: ' A woman's place is in the wrong .' Of course, as Lady Lou (Mae West) says in She Done Him Wrong
See Also: 59, 59ing, 69, a bit of crackling, a bit of crumpet, a bit of ebony, a bit of fat, a bit of hair, a bit of muslin, a bit of mutton, a bit of raspberry, a bit of skin, a bit of skirt, a bit of stuff, a piece of ass, a piece of calico, a piece of dark meat, a piece of Eve's meat, a piece of fluff, a piece of goods, a piece of meat, a piece of mutton, a piece of patch, a piece of skirt, a piece of snatch, a piece of stray, a piece of stuff, a piece of tail, a poke in the whiskers, a poke through the whiskers, a proper bit of frock, a screamer and a creamer, abandoned woman, abduct, aberration, ablutoskepsis, abortion law, abortion rate, abortion-on-demand, abscess, absolute risk, accommodate, accouchement, accoucheuse, Accu-Jac, ace of spades, ace queen, acey-deucey, acokoinonia, acquaintance rape, actress, actual failure rate, actual intercourse rate, ad feminam, Adam, adolescent homosexuality, adultera, adulteress, adventuress, afghan, Afrodite, afternoon gig, agedness, agnuopia, agomphathymia, agynophelymity, aidocratia, airing her dairy, algorgynia, all tits and teeth, all-nighter, allantotrioism, alley cat, allogynia, allotriorasty, allovalent, Alsatian, alternating flame, ambibombe, American by injection, American trombone, amokoscisia, ample-bodied woman, amply endowed, anal intercourse, anal virgin, anal-genital intercourse, Andrew phenomenon, androgynophilia, androgynous fucking, androgyny, andromimetic, androzoon, anger rapist, anile, anililagnia, anility, animal, anogenital intercourse, anophelophobia, anophile, anorapt, anoraptus, anything in trousers, aphrodette, aphrodism, apodyopsis, Apostle's pinch, apron knight, apron strings, arching for it, Are you red sails in the sunset?, Are you saving it for the worms?, armful, arse, arse from elbow down, arse up, artichoke, article, article of virtue, ass hound, ass man, assets, Athor, atom bombs, Attila The Hen, attractive, aunt Flo, available, B-girl, B-girl string, B.S.H., B.V., babe, babe-a-cious, babe-a-licious, babe-o-rama, babellicious, baby blues, baby bumpers, baby pillows, baby up, baby vamp, baby-split, babyolatry, bach night, bachelette, bachelor bait, bachelor girl, bachelor night, bachelor-man, bachelor-woman, bachelorette, back-door man, backup, bacon, bacterial vaginosis, bad news, bad reputation, bad week, bad woman, badger game, bag, bag bride, bag-twister, bagel baby, bagels, baggage, bait, baked alaska, baked ass, balcony, ball of fire, ball wracker, ball-breaker, ball-buster, ballane, ballooning, balloons, ballum rancum, baloney hop, banana, banbury, band rat, bang, banged up, bangs like a bunny, bangs like a tappet, bangster, bar girl, Barbie, barn burner, baroselgia, barracuda, bash leather, basher, basiter, basitrix, bat, bat up, batch night, bathing beauty, bathroom, battle-axe, bawd, bay window, bazookas, bazooms, bazoomy, bazoongies, BBW, be at number one, be with a woman, beach bunny, bean bags, bean belly, beard, bearded lady, bearded woman, beastess, beastette, beauty, Beave, The, beaver, beaver flick, beaver hunt, beaver pose, beaver shot, bed bait, bed bargain, bed bunny, bed down, bed hopper, bed-swerver, bedbug, beddy, bedful of sin, bedswerver, beetle, beldam(e), bell peppers, belly ass, belly plea, belly woman, bellys, belt, belt-fed mortar, ben's gran, bend some ham, bends, the, beo, berkeleys, berkleys, best piece, better sex, betty, bezongas, bi, bicycle, biddy, biffa, biffer, biforatia, big brown eyes, big browneys, big chester, big conk, big cock, big dame hunter, big game, big game hunter, big game hunting, big girl flamboyant, big head, big love, big O, big twenty, bike, bikini, bikini whale, bim, bimbette, bimbo, bimbo-nomics, bimmy, bint, bipara, bird, birds and the bees, the, birds-nester, birth control, biscuit, bisecting the triangle, bisexual, bit, bit of ass, bit of crumb, bit of cunt, bit of ebony, bit of ebony goodness, bit of fat, bit of flesh, bit of fluff, bit of fork, bit of goods, bit of grease, bit of hair, bit of jam, bit of muslin, bit of mutton, bit of raspberry, bit of skin, bit of skirt, bit of spare, bit of stuff, bit on the fork, bitch, bitch goddess, bitch kitty, bitch magnet, bitch's blind, bite, biter, bits and pieces, bivirist, black bagging, black cherry, black joke, black Maria, black meat, black mouth, black triangle, black velvet, blacksmiths shop, blart, blister, block of ice, blood sports, blossom, blowen, bludgeon, Bluebeard, board, bob, bob-tail, bobbers, bobtail, boggle, boiler, bombshell, bona palone, bona polone, bonbons, bone addict, bonnet, boo-boo head, boob job, boody, boop-boop-a-doopy dame, boosiasm(s), boosies, boot slave, boots and shoes fetish, booty, bosiasm(s), bosom, Boston marriage, bottle, bottom wetting, bottom's up, bottomless pit, boudoir bandit, boudoir photo, boulevardier, bowlegged, bowzer, box of assorted creams, boy toy, bra, bra-burner, brank, brassiere, brazen, bread buttered on both sides, break a cherry, breast fest, breast man, breeder fish, bremelo, brick shithouse, brim, brimstone, British Standard Handful(s), broad, broad-jumping, broke her ankle, broke her knees, broken-kneed, brown sugar, bubbies' uncle, bubbleable, bubby boob, bubby trader, Buckinger's boot, buffarilla, built like a brick shithouse, bulbs, bum-brusher, bumper-to-bumper, bumpy jumpers, bun woman, bunch-punch, bungalowing, bunnies, buns, burgershot, burka, burning bush, burning shame, bury the bone, bury the wick, bush, bush child, bush pig, bushel bubby, bushwack, bust, bust some booty, bust someone out, busters, bustier, bustle, bustle pinching, busty, butch femme, butch mafia, butch-queen, butcher, butter, butter baby, buttered bun, button buster, button hole, buttonhole, buttonhole worker, buxom, byke, cabbage, cack-broad, cad, cake, caligynephobia, calk, callipygette, callisural, callitrichous, camel toe, camels foot, camels toes, camp, camping, can of brown polish, Can you insert a Tampax?, candida vaginal infection, candidiasis, candy, candy-leg, cane, Cape Horn, Cape of Good Hope, caress oneself, carnalite, carpenters dream, carry a bundle, Casanova, cat, cat heads, cat-fight, cat-fighting, cat-party, catamenia, catamenial discharge, cataphilist, catch an oyster, Cateracts of the Nile, catheads, catting, cattle, caulk, cavalier, cavaliere servente, cave, cave man, ceiling inspector, centerfold, chador, chalubbies, chance sandwich, chancroid, change of life, charcoal blossom, charcoal lily, charity dame, charity girl, charity moll, Charley, Charlie, charmer, charver, chase pussy, chase tail, chasee, chassis, chastity, chaver, cheap, cheek kiss, cheeker, cheesecake, cheilocunnidipity, cheiloproclitic, chemical blonde, chemise, cherchez la femme, cherry, cherry blossom, cherry picker, cherry pie, cherry-pipe, chest, chest puppies, chic, chick, chick flick, chick-chaser, chickboy, chicken dinner, chicken thief, chicken-fancier, chicklet, chickybabe, chiclet, Chileno, chimney sweep, ching doll, chippie, chippy, chippy around, chippy-chaser, chiselette, chiseling cutie, chlamydia, Chlamydia trachomatis, chocolate drop, chones, chuck a tread, chucking a sausage down the Old Kent Road, chucking a worm up the Mersey Tunnel, chunk of lead, chunk of meat, churn the butter, churning butter, churning the butter, cinch, Circe, circus, clam jousting, clap trap, clapster, claptrap, classic proportions, classy chassis, cleavage, cleaver, cleft underside, clicket, climb, clit fight, clit fix, clitoral orgasm, clitoridectomy, clitoris, clitorize, clitoromania, closet, the, club, club sandwich, clucky, cluster-fuck, cnemopalmia, coarse piece, cock bite, cock hound, cock in her eye, cock up, cock-and-hen, cock-artist, cock-happy, cock-pleaser, cock-smitten, cock-tail, cock-tease, cockaman, cockhound, cockish, cockquean, cocksman, cocksmith, cockstupration, cocktease, coffee house, coffee shop, coisman, coit, coital alignment technique, coital position, coital posture, coition, coitus à la vache, cold, cold heart, cold meat, collar-and-tie, colpette, colpoheterophrenia, combo, a, come out, come-freak, coming out, coming wench, coming woman, commercial phone sex, commodity, common shore, common woman, common-law husband, common-law wife, community chest, concubine, contrary sex, contrectophobia, controlling part, controsexual, cooch, cookie, cooler, coot, cooz(e), coozey, coozy, cop a cherry, coquette, coquettish, Corinthian, corking the onion, corral, Cosmo Girl, cotquean, cotton ball, couple, courtesan fantasy, courting cream, cover girl, cow, cow-climbing, crack, crack a cherry, crack a Judy, crack a pitcher, crack hunter, crack it, crack the belly, crack the pipkin, crack the pitcher, cracked pipkin, cracked pitcher, crackish, crackling, cram, cranberry dip, cranny hunter, crawl, crazy about, creamie, cremie, a, Crescent Moon, crinkum crankum, crone, cross-legged, crotch watcher, croupade, crow, crowbar, crowie, crumpet, crunt, crurocentric, cuddle and kiss, cuddle bunny, cuissade, cul-de-sac, cully-shangy, cum dumpster, cum-freak, cunt, cunt itch, cunt-struck, cunt-tease, cunt-teaser, cunting, cunty, cupcake, cupcakes, curse, the, cut him off, cute trick, cutes, cutie, cuzzie, cyberfeminism, cyberslut, cyesolagnia, cymbalism, cyprinophilia, cystitis, dabbler, dacnolagnomania, dacrylagnia, dainties, dairies, dairy arrangements, dairy farm, Daisy Dumpling, damaged goods, dame, dame complex, dame-on-the-make, damp, the, dangerous curve, dangling a worm in a paste bucket, dant, danzanol, dark, dark hole, dark meat, dash in the bloomers, dash up the channel, daub of the brush, dead cert, dead down there, dead easy, dead meat, deadlier of the species, December-May romance, decensus, defloration, deflowered, deflowering, Delilah, Delilah syndrome, delivering the wood, delivery room, delo nammow, demi-rep, demi-vierge, demimondaine, demimonde, demoiselle, devilette, devout sex, diamond-digger, Diana complex, dibby-dibbies, dick-drinker, dick-teaser, dicked in the pudding, dicky broad, die, die for, dig in the wiskers, digger, digitate, digitize, dildo, dildoism, dinners, dip the wick, dirt bag, dirty leg, dish, displaying her charms, distaff, distaff side, the, divine scar, divorcee, do a back fall, do a bottom-wetter, do a flop, do a spread, do a tumble, do a woman's job for her, do it the French way, do it with oneself, do oneself, do the bowling hold, do the right thing, do-able, dock, dog clutch, doll, doll face, doll-tits, dolly, dolly bird, dolmio grin, dominant bitch, dominatrix, dominatrix bitch, domme, Don Juan, Don Juan syndrome, Don Juaness, Don Juanism, dont fight it, its bigger than both of us, doodle sack, doos, dorsal lithotomy, dotal, double, double event, double feature, double fuck, double moral standard, double peptide, double sexual standard, double standard, double-gaited, double-life (wo/man), doughed-up darling, Douglas cul-de-sac, downy bit, dowry, doxy, drabble-tail, drack, Dracula's mother, drag hustler, drag queen, drag show, draggle-tail, dress goods, dress lodger, drive it home, drive it to home base, drive-thru, driving Miss Daisy, driving the pink love bus into tuna town, drop anchor down the booby hutch, drop anchor in the bubby hutch, drugstore blonde, dry hole, dunk the dingus, dunk the dolphin, dunkie, dusky dame, Dutch fuck, east and west, easts and wests, easy lay, easy make, easy mark, easy meat, easy pick-up, easy ride, easy rider, easy woman, eat, eat seafood, eating for two, eating pussy, eating stuff, effeminate, elders, enjoy a plaster of warm guts, enjoy a woman, Enovid, eonism, erotocrat, erotomastia, erotomonomania, escort, eskimo pie, esquaw, esquimuff, estromania, eternal feminine, the, eunuch, everlasting wound, evirate, Ewig-Weibliche, das, exercise the armadillo, exercise the ferret, experienced, eyeful, eyes, face job, face on a stick, facts of life, the, fag bag, fag hag, fag-lang, faggot, faggot's moll, faggoteer, faglish, fair game, fair sex, fairer sex, fall in love (with), fall off the roof, fallen woman, faloosie, family, fan one's pussy, fancy, fancy girl, fancy lady, fancy man, fancy woman, fanny, fanny magnet, fans her pussy, fare un ditolino, farmer's lady, fast chick, fast girl, fast lady, fast stepper, fast woman, fastie, favor, fed at both ends, feed somebody's monkey, feed the monkey, feed the pussy, fem, female dom, female dominant, female dominator, female goodies, female impersonator, female of the species, the, female orgasmic dysfunction, female variety, the, femdom, femdomme, feme, feminine, feminine heart pumper, feminine persuasion, the, feminine variety, the, feminosexual, femme, femme fatale, femme follower, femoke, fertility symbols, fidget the midget in Bridget, fifth point of contact, fifty-nine, fifty-nining, figure, filling the box, filling the juicebox, fine figure, fingerdoodling, fire-box, fish, fishtail, fix her plumbing, fizgig, fla, flah, flapper, flash drag, flash of light, flashing her charms, flat cock, flat fuck, fleece, fleece hunter, flesh, flesh bombs, flesh it, flesh sandwich, fleshpot, fleshy bagpipes, fleshy charms, fleshy parts (of a woman), flinking, flip-flaps, flip-flops, flirt girl, flirtee, flirtigiggs, floozy, flops, flossie, flossy, flower, fluff, fluffer, fluffhead, fluzie, fly-by-night, flyer, foken, fond of, food metaphor, foraminate, fore and after, fork, fornicatress, Fort Bushy, fortune cookie, frail, frail flossie, frail job, frau, Fraulein, free for all, free-and-easy, freebie, freewheeler, freewheeling femme, freezer, French, French art(s), French fare, French fuck, frenchified, fresh meat, fresh nugs, frig, frigidity, frog legs, front bumpers, frontage, frottering bastard, frow, frowsy, fruit-fly, fruitful vine, fuck bunny, fuck handles, fuck princess, fuck rag, fuck-beggar, fuckable, fuckish, fucks anything on two legs, fucks anything with a hole in it, fucksome, fuckster, Full lips, fill lips, full load, full-bosomed figure, full-figured, fulsome, funk, furor uterinus, fussock, fusty luggs, fuzzy-bunny, g-g, Gail, gal, gallant, gam, gamb, game, gang bang, gang shag, gang shay, garbage woman, garbanzos, garbonzos, gardnerella, gash, gash hound, gavabos, gay, gay deceiver, gay gene, gay girl, gay house, gay in the legs, gay lib, gay liberation, gay lingo, gay slang, gay wench, gay woman, gaying instrument, gaylese, gaytalk, gazongas, gee, gee chee, geezerbird, gender outlaw, generous keeper, genicon, genital herpes, genital herpes simplex virus, gentle sex, gentler sex, get a bellyful of marrow, get a bellyful of pudding, get a crumpet, Get any?, get home, get into her pants, get laid, get more ass than a toilet seat, get one's chimney swept (out), get one's leather stretched, get physical, get some cunt, get some pussy, get some soft leg, get someone in trouble, get the sugar stick, get the upshot, get through, get up (the pole), get up the yard, get-around girl, gets more ass than a toilet seat, getting plugged, Getting some?, geycat, Gibson girl, The, gig, giggler, gigolette, gigolo, gigsy, gill, gill flurt, gimme girl, gin-and-fuck-it, girdler, girl, girl-chaser, girl-crazy, girleen, girlie, give a blow job, give a hole to hide in, give a woman a shot, give hard for soft, give head, give her a bit of the other, give her a length, give her a past, give her a shot, give her a thrill, give her one, give juice for jelly, give mutton for beef, give one a bone, give one a stab, give standing room for one only, give the dog a bone, give the ferret a run, give up one's treasure, give-and-take girl, give-and-taker, gixie, glamour puss, glands, glazing the donut, glutton, glutz, go a sparking, go beard-splitting, go bird's nesting, go bum-tickling, go bum-working, go bush-ranging, go cock-fighting, go cunny-catching, go doddling, go doodling, go Dutch, go fleshing it, go leather-stretching, go on drag, go on the stitch, go pile-driving, go prick-scouring, go quim-sticking, go rump-splitting, go stargazing, go to Hairyfordshire, go twat-faking, go up her like a rat up a drain, go wenching, God's gift to women, Gods revenge on a woman, gold mine, gold-digging, gold-miner, gonorrhea, good looker, good woman, good-time girl, goodies, gow, grabbing some snatch, grant a favor, grant favors, grant one's favors, grant sexual favors, grant the favor, grass skirt, grass-back, greasing the pole, great divide, great lover, green sickness, Gretchen, grind, grisette, groodies, grousegrunt, growths, grudies, grummet, gusset, guy, gyn-, gynaecologist, gynaeolatry, gynandry, gynecologic spread, gynecologist, gyneolatry, gynephobia, gynepiresalgia, gynophobia, hag, hairy bit, hairy escutcheon, half and half, halve the crack, hammer, hammering, hand-warmers, hanging at the Y, hard baby, hard-boiled baby, hard-boiler, harlot, harpoon, harpy, harridan, hat, hat rack, Hathor, have a bit of bum, have a bit of cock, have a bit of cunt, have a bit of fluff, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of split mutton, have a bit of sugar stick, have a bit of tail, have a bit of the creamstick, have a brush with the cue, have a dash in the bloomers, have a hot roll with cream, have a poke, have a reputation, have a turn on one's back, have hot pudding for supper, have it in, have one's bell rung, have one's chimes rung, have one's cut, have one's oats, have one's ticket punched, have ones way with, have some pussy, have the curse, hawking her meat, hay bag, he/she, head, headlamps, headlights, heart breaker-upper, heart-crusher, heart-smasher, heartbreaker, heavy hitter, heebess, heels in the air, hellcat, hemotigolagnia, hen, henpecked, herosexual, Hershey bar, herstory, heterovalent, hey-hey hussy, hide the weasel, high heels fetish, high maintenance, high stepper, hillnelly, hip chick, hirsutism, hit the kitten, hit-and-runner, ho, hobbler, hobby horse, hobeast, hog, hold a bowling ball, hole, holer, home wrecker, homi-polone, homo-lover, homogenic, homoism, hone, honey, honey dip, honey fuck, honey man, honeyfuck, honeymoon bladder, honeymoon cystitis, honkers, hoochie, hootchie, hop in the saddle, hop into the horses collar, hop on, hop on a babe, hopped-up job, horn, horn-dog, horny, horny hussy, horror feminae, horse breaker, horseman, hose monster, hosebag, hot, hot as a firecracker, hot baby, hot back, hot biscuit, hot bod, hot bot, hot box, hot enchilada, hot flash, hot flush, hot funky, hot item, hot lay, hot lips, hot number, hot pants, hot piece of dark meat, hot sketch, hot stuff, hot tamale, hot tomato, hot-arsed, hot-assed, hot-assed woman, hot-panted woman, hot-tailed woman, hotline, hotsy, Hottentot apron, hotter than a Fourth-of-July hoedown, hotter than a red firewagon, hotty, hound dog, howitzers, hoyden, hubba-hubba, hufemity, hump, humper, humping, hung, hungry arse, hurl, hussy, hypersexual, hypersexuality, hypothalamus, hysterectomy, hysteromania, ice queen, iceberg, icebox, Iceburg Slim, icicle, icing queen, idiogamist, illegitimate child, illicit relations, illicit sex, immoral girl, in Cock Alley, in like Flynn, in the closet, in the saddle, in-law, INAH, inamorata, incubus, infertile period, infertility, intercourse position, interested in only one thing, intermammary cleft, intersexual, intimate apparel, introduce Charlie, introduce the captain, introduce the captain to his pie, Ireland, Irish beauty, Irish pasture, ischolagny, isomulcia, isosexual, It's not the bull they're afraid of, it's the calf, it-chaser, jab, Jack Whore, jactation, jade, jane, Jane Doe, Jane Q. Citizen, Jane Q. Public, JAP, jay, jazz, jazz baby, jazzed-up jane, jazzy jane, jazzy member, jazzy number, jelly cave, Jemima, Jerusalem artichoke, jewel coaxer, Jewess, Jewish American Princess, Jezebel, jiggly show, jill off, jilt, jilted, jintoe, jizz spider, Joan Bull, jock, jokum cloy, jubes, Judys tea cup, jugs, juice, juice for jelly, juicy, juicy feeling, junioress, junoesque, jus primae noctis, keptie, kettledrums, killer, king of clubs, king triad, kleenex, knave of hearts, knick-knacks, knobbies, knobs, knock, knock one on, knock up, knocking the bottom out of, knockout, korephile, labia minora, laced mutton, ladies room, ladies' man, lady, lady bird, lady birds, lady hotbot, lady in waiting, Lady Jane, lady lover, lady of color, lady of easy virtue, lady of the town, lady's man, lady-chaser, lady-killer, ladylike, laid, Laverne and Shirley, lay, lay down, lay the wood, lay with her feet uppermost, lead-pipe cinch, lease-piece, leather, Leather Lane, lecher, left-handed wife, leg, les-be-friends, lesbian, lesbian feminist, lesbian love, lesbian sex, lesbionage, let in, lewd woman, lib, libber, lie feet uppermost, lie in a state, lift a leg, lift skirts, light lady, light meat, light skirts, light woman, light-o'-love, light-of-love, like chucking a sausage down the Old Kent Road, like chucking a worm up the Mersey Tunnel, line of cleavage, lingerie, linguist, little charmer, little head, Little Miss Roundheels, little woman, the, living doll, lobbing it through an open window, lollapaloosa, lollipalooza, lone woman, look over, looker, a, looks at every woman through the hole in his prick, loose, loose kirtle, loose lady, loose lips, loose skirts, loose woman, loose-bodied, loose-bodied woman, loose-gowned, loose-gowned woman, loose-hilted, loose-hilted woman, loose-legged, loose-legged woman, loose-love lady, lost her cherry, lost her honor, lost sex, Lothario, lounge beetle, lounge lizard, love box, love handles, love pillows, love pirate, love thief, love-hate, lovelies, lovely, lovely variety, the, lovemaking position, lover, low heel(s), low rent, low road, lower cynosure (of the female), lowie, lube, lubra, lubricant, Lucy and Ethel, lulus, lumps, lungs, lupanar, lush, lust dog, lusty-guts, luv, luvvy, lying-in, machismo, macho, mackin', madam, madam X, madefaction, Mademoizook, madge, madonna-whore syndrome, Mae West(s), magdalene, maidenhood, maieusiophilia, main, main bitch, main lady, main piece, main squeeze, make, make a pass at, make an honest woman of, make scissors, make the chimney smoke, make-out artist, making a deposit, male chauvinist pig, mamazulons, mammets, mamms, mams, man, man chaser, man trap, man-below position, man-eater, man-on-top position, man-proof, Manchester City, mangle, mangoes, manhandle, mankind, mantrap, maracas, marble heart, mark of the beast, mash, masher, mashie, mastocontrectation, mastophallation, mazophallate, mazophallist, MCP, meandering mama, measurements, mega-babe, melted butter, melting moments, memories, menace to decent society, menace to society, menage a trois, menophilist, menstruation, merkin, merry bit, merry legs, Merry Magdalene, merry-legged, mesoseinia, mespot, metophilia, Mickey and Minnie, milk buckets, milk cow, milk shop, mimpins, minger, minx, misogamy, misogynism, misogynist, misogyny, Miss America Pageant, Miss Hotbot, missionary, missionary position, mistress, mizuko-jizo, mohair knickers, moll hunter, money-honey, moniliasis, moose, mort, mot, mother, mother-to-be, motorcycle, mount, moustache ride, Mr. Horner, Mrs. Right, muff, muffins, mulligans, muscle fuck, mutton dressed as lamb, mutton-monger, muttoner, mysogyny, nacks, nail, nailhead, nammo, nature's founts, naughty girl, naughty lady, Naughty Nellie, naval engagement, nemmo, nest in the bush, nice pair of eyes, nick, nick-nacks, nimble-hipped, ninnies, nippers, nipple, niptastic mate, no, no better than she ought to be, nobs, non-conforming gender, nonconforming gender, nookey, nooky, norgies, norgs, norkers, norks, Norma Snokkers, nudie, nudie-cutie, nullipara, number one, nungers, nut-cruncher, nymph, nymphet, of classic proportions, off duty, off games, office bike, office pump, old bat, old battle-axe, old hat, old lady, old man, old pot, old woman, omnibus, on the loose, on the town, oncer, oomph girl, open up, open your legs, open-ass, oracle, orolabial stimulation, other woman, the, out of circulation, out of commission, out of order, overnight bag, p's and q's, Page Three Girl, pair, pair of headlights, palone, pan, pancake, pantry shelves, panty, paps, paraffin lamp, paramour, paraphin lamp, parish bull, parish stallion, park the porpoise, parlor lizard, parnel, party girl, passion, passionate pilgrim, paste, Patess, patootie, patriotute, pay papa, peach, peanut smuggling, pecs, pectoral bubbies, pectoral bulges, pectoral eminences, pectoral excurvations, pectoral handfuls, pectoral ninnies, pects, peddling her hips, peecam, peel one's best end in, 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Quotes Containing woman:
Humorist James Thurber (1894-1961) rephrasing the clich: a woman''s place is in the home/kitchen: ''A woman''s place is in the wrong.'' Of course, as Lady Lou (Mae West) says in She Done Him Wrong (1933): ''When women go wrong, men go right after them.'' Mort Sahl also paraphrased the clich: ''A woman''s place is in the stove.'' Warrick (Sir Cedric Hardwicke) in Valley of the Sun (1942): ''The way to a woman''s heart is to get her out of the kitchen .''
Humorist James Thurber (1894-1961) rephrasing the clich: a woman''s place is in the home/kitchen: ''A woman''s place is in the wrong.'' Of course, as Lady Lou (Mae West) says in She Done Him Wrong (1933): ''When women go wrong, men go right after them.'' Mort Sahl also paraphrased the clich: ''A woman''s place is in the stove.'' Warrick (Sir Cedric Hardwicke) in Valley of the Sun (1942): ''The way to a woman''s heart is to get her out of the kitchen .''
Humorist James Thurber (1894-1961) rephrasing the clich: a woman''s place is in the home/kitchen: ''A woman''s place is in the wrong.'' Of course, as Lady Lou (Mae West) says in She Done Him Wrong (1933): ''When women go wrong, men go right after them.'' Mort Sahl also paraphrased the clich: ''A woman''s place is in the stove.'' Warrick (Sir Cedric Hardwicke) in Valley of the Sun (1942): ''The way to a woman''s heart is to get her out of the kitchen .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Woodrow Wyatt: 'A man falls in-love through his eyes , a woman through her ears. '
James Bond (Roger Moore) and a shapely woman in Octopussy (1983): - Woman: 'You have a very good memory for faces. ' - James Bond: 'And figures. '
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Alma (Thelma Ritter) to Jan Morrow (Doris Day) in Pillow Talk (1959): ''If there''s anything worse than a woman living alone, it''s a woman saying she likes it .''
Young Vada (Anna Chlumsky) after a woman-to-woman talk about the facts of life with Shelley (Jamie Lee Curtis) in My Girl (1991): 'I think it should be outlawed. '
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher 'Kit' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): 'I don't want a woman who's trying to tell the world what to do . I don't even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who's helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .'
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): 'Son, one of these days you're going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .' And later: 'Women and me don't agree.'
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher ''Kit'' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): ''I don''t want a woman who''s trying to tell the world what to do . I don''t even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who''s helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .'' And later: ''Women and me don''t agree.''
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher 'Kit' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): 'I don't want a woman who's trying to tell the world what to do . I don't even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who's helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .'
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): 'Son, one of these days you're going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .' And later: 'Women and me don't agree.'
James Bond (Roger Moore) and a shapely woman in Octopussy (1983): - Woman: ''You have a very good memory for faces. '' - James Bond: ''And figures. ''
Young Vada (Anna Chlumsky) after a woman-to-woman talk about the facts of life with Shelley (Jamie Lee Curtis) in My Girl (1991): 'I think it should be outlawed. '
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: 'All you have to do is be firm.' - Clarence Jr.: 'Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?' And later: 'You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it's not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I'm wrong right there. A woman doesn't think at all. She get's stirred up .'
Tillie Schlaine (Carol Burnett) to Pete Seltzer (Walter Matthau) in Pete ''n'' Tillie (1972): - Tillie: ''What do you think?'' - Pete: ''I think you are a fine-figure of a woman .'' - Tillie: ''I wasn''t asking about me. I was asking about the apartment.'' - Pete: ''Oh. It needs a man''s touch .'' -Tillie: ''Incidentally, for future reference, no woman who fancies she has a good-figure likes to hear she''s a fine-figure of a woman . The two aren''t the same at all.''
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: ''All you have to do is be firm.'' - Clarence Jr.: ''Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?'' And later: ''You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it''s not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I''m wrong right there. A woman doesn''t think at all. She get''s stirred up .''
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: 'All you have to do is be firm.' - Clarence Jr.: 'Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?' And later: 'You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it's not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I'm wrong right there. A woman doesn't think at all. She get's stirred up .'
Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins), Alberta Russell (Kathleen Turner), Sylvie Morrow (Whoopi Goldberg), Alberta and Rebecca again in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Rebecca: 'I just realized that we have all kinds of womanhood here right now. We have a single-woman , a married-woman , a divorced woman and of course the ever present widow.' - Alberta: 'These are just words that describe your marital status, not womanhood . I don't think you ought to describe yourself in that-way , Rebecca.' - Sylvie: 'Why not?' - Alberta: 'Because it implies that we change ourselves around men. I mean, we are who we are irrespective of the company we keep.' - Rebecca: 'Hmm, hmm, which is why ever since some painter screamed for his idot dog with his stupid name we have been unable to utter one intelligent word.'
Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O''Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): ''I love you Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us. I love you because we''re alike, bad lots the both of us, selfish and shrewd, but able to look things in the eyes and call them by their right names. (...) Scarlett! Look at me. I''ve loved you more than I''ve ever loved any woman and I''ve waited longer for you than I''ve ever waited for any woman . (...) Here''s a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett, wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me. You''re a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett, kiss me, kiss me, once.''
Captain Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): 'I love you Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us. I love you because we're alike, bad lots the both of us, selfish and shrewd, but able to look things in the eyes and call them by their right names. Scarlett! Look at me. I've loved you more than I've ever loved any woman and I've waited longer for you than I've ever waited for any woman . Here's a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett, wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me. You're a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett, kiss me, kiss me, once.'
Selina Kyle/Cat Woman (Michelle Pfeiffer) to Bruce Wayne/Batman (Michael Keaton) in Batman Returns (1992): ''I''m a woman and can''t be taken for granted. Life''s a bitch now so am I.''
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
''Woman is the soul of man , the radiance that lights his way . Woman is glory.'' Don Quixote (Peter O''Toole) to Aldonza/Dulcinea (Sophia Loren) in Man of La Mancha (1972)
''The Scriptures are very clear. Proverbs warns us: Woman takes possession of a man''s precious soul. While the Ecclesiastics tells us: More bitter than death is woman .'' William of Baskerville (Sean Connery) warning Adso of Melk (Christian Slater) against falling in love-in The Name of the Rose (1986)
''Woman is the soul of man , the radiance that lights his way . Woman is glory.'' Don Quixote (Peter O''Toole) to Aldonza/Dulcinea (Sophia Loren) in Man of La Mancha (1972)
''The Scriptures are very clear. Proverbs warns us: Woman takes possession of a man''s precious soul. While the Ecclesiastics tells us: More bitter than death is woman .'' William of Baskerville (Sean Connery) warning Adso of Melk (Christian Slater) against falling in love-in The Name of the Rose (1986)
''The Scriptures are very clear. Proverbs warns us: Woman takes possession of a man''s precious soul. While the Ecclesiastics tells us: More bitter than death is woman .'' William of Baskerville (Sean Connery) warning Adso of Melk (Christian Slater) against falling in love-in The Name of the Rose (1986)
''Woman is the soul of man , the radiance that lights his way . Woman is glory.'' Don Quixote (Peter O''Toole) to Aldonza/Dulcinea (Sophia Loren) in Man of La Mancha (1972)
Rupert of Hentzau (Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.) to Antoinette de Mauban, Black Michael''s mistress (Mary Astor) in The Prisoner of Zenda (1937): ''Somebody once called fidelity a fading woman''s greatest weapon , a charming woman''s greatest hypocrisy.''
Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941): ''If I were the cream-for that woman''s coffee, I''d curdle.'' And later: ''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.''
Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941): ''If I were the cream-for that woman''s coffee, I''d curdle.'' And later: ''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.''
'I hope you don't mind working under a woman .' Michelle Huddleston (Brenda Bakke) to Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) in Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993): 'She means taking orders from a woman , or does she?'
Horace Vandergelder (Paul Ford), at 65, plans to marry again in The Matchmaker (1958): 'I like my house run well, with order, comfort and economy. That's a woman's work . But even a woman can't do-it well if she's merely paid for it . In order to run a house well a woman must have the feeling that she owns it . So, marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.'
Lisa Fremont (Grace Kelly) to Jeff/L.B. Jeffries (James Stewart) about Miss Torso, an attractive woman surrounded by men in Rear Window (1954): ''I''d say she''s doing a woman''s hardest job ; juggling wolves.''
Laurence Shames. Sunburn: ''A woman you really liked looked prettier after you''d been to bed with her; a woman you didn''t, did not. This was one of the ways a man knew if he might''ve been falling in-love .''
Michael Dorsey (Dustin Hoffman) to Julie Nichols (Jessica Lange) in Tootsie (1982): 'I was a better man with you as a woman that I ever was with a woman as a man . I just have to learn to do without the dress.'
Alexis Zorba (Anthony Quinn) to the Englishman Basil (Alan Bates) in Zorba the Greek (1964): 'If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart , but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.'
Alexis Zorba (Anthony Quinn) to the Englishman Basil (Alan Bates) in Zorba the Greek (1964): ''If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart , but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.''
Blanche Du Bois (Vivien Leigh) to Stanley Kowalski (Marlon Brando) in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951): ''A woman''s charm is fifty percent illusion.''
Blanche Du Bois (Vivien Leigh) to Stanley Kowalski (Marlon Brando) in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951): ''A woman''s charm is fifty percent illusion.''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O'Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): 'The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .'
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O'Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): 'The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .'
Professor Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) in Pygmalion (1938):'I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting and a confounded nuisance.'
The Dowager Empress (Helen Hayes) to the flirty Baroness von Livenbaum (Martita Hunt) in Anastasia (1956): 'To a woman of your age sex should be nothing but gender .'
Woody Allen in Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989): 'The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.'
''Has your mother turned into an honest woman?'' Adam Mercy (Randolph Scott) to the prison warden in Captain Kidd (1945).
Dorothy Parker: ''That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can''t say ''no'' in any one of them.''
''Has your mother turned into an honest woman?'' Adam Mercy (Randolph Scott) to the prison warden in Captain Kidd (1945).
Henry Moon (Jack Nicholson) to a woman in Goin' South (1978): 'I wouldn't take you to a dog fight if you were the defending champ.'
Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) and Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally : 'Harry, we are just going to be friends.' - Harry:'You realise of course that we can never be friends.' - Sally : 'Why not?' - Harry:'What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.' - Sally :'So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.' - Harry:'No, you pretty much want to nail them too.'
D'Artagnan (Gabriel Byrne) in The Man in the Iron Mask (1998): 'I believe that one man can love one woman all his life and be the better for it .'
Wyatt Earp (James Garner) about Calamity Jane in Sunset (1988): ''Mary Jane Canary was a dear and selfless woman , but she looked like an unmade bed .''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): 'I'd prefer a new version of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a woman into my life .'
James Carmichael (Joel McCrea) plying roulette against Mary Rutledge/Swan (Miriam Hopkins) in Barbary Coast (1935): ''Black! The color of woman''s heart!''
Rockland (John Wayne) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): 'I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman .'
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): ''I''d prefer a new version of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a woman into my life .''
Anton Chekhov, Uncle Vanya (1897): ''A woman can become a man''s friend only in the following stages; first an acquaintance , next a mistress , and only then a friend.''
Wyatt Earp (James Garner) about Calamity Jane in Sunset (1988): ''Mary Jane Canary was a dear and selfless woman , but she looked like an unmade bed .''
Mrs. Garner (Doreen Lang) to Terry Dean (Paul Hogan) in Almost an Angel (1990): 'A woman should be told she's attractive and desirable otherwise she ceases to be either.'
Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally Albright: 'Harry, we are just going to be friends.' - Harry Burns: 'You realise of course that we can never be friends.' - Sally Albright: 'Why not?' - Harry Burns: 'What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.' - Sally Albright: 'So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.' - Harry Burns: 'No, you pretty much want to nail them too.'
Mischa Auer to Joan Davis (asthemselves) in Around the World (1943): 'What's the idea of posing as an attractive woman?'
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): 'I'd prefer a new version of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a woman into my life .'
Rockland (John Wayne) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): ''I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman .''
Rockland (John Wayne) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): 'I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman .'
Joan about Heidi in Joan Rivers'' Salute to Heidy Abromowitz (1985): ''The woman who invented eigh-play, which is foreplay with two guys. ''
Frank Musso (Joe Mantegna) about Norma Jean (Cassidy Rae) in National Lampoon''s Favorite Deadly Sins (1995): ''She was the only woman I ever met who could French-kiss through bulletproof glass.''
Libby Holden (Kathy Bates) in Primary Colors (1998): ''I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!''
A woman in a bar at the sight of Nick Nolte in I Love Trouble (1994): ''Don''t you think he''s off the charts hot?''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
Libby Holden (Kathy Bates) in Primary Colors (1998): ''I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!''
Bible: Matthew (V. 28): ''Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust-after her, hath committed adultery with her already in his heart .''
Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally Albright: ''Harry, we are just going to be friends.'' - Harry Burns: ''You realise of course that we can never be friends.'' - Sally Albright: ''Why not?'' - Harry Burns: ''What I''m saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can''t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.'' - Sally Albright: ''So, you''re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.'' - Harry Burns: ''No, you pretty much want to nail them too.''
Dorothy Parker: ''That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can''t say ''no'' in any one of them.''
Frisco Doll (Mae West) in Klondike Annie (1936): ''I''m an Occidental woman in an Oriental mood for-love .''
Dorothy Parker: 'That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them.'
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''Be careful! When the wife gets restless, the wife gets greasy.''
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
Sir John Vanbrugh. The Relapse (1696): ''No woman is worth money that will take money .''
Sir John Vanbrugh. The Relapse (1696): ''No woman is worth money that will take money .''
Luis Molina (William Hurt) in Kiss of the Spider Woman (1985): ''The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you''ll never feel unhappy again.''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
The Dowager Empress (Helen Hayes) to the flirty Baroness von Livenbaum (Martita Hunt) in Anastasia (1956): ''To a woman of your age sex should be nothing but gender .''
Lady Bracknell (Edith Evans) in The Importance of Being Earnest (1952):''A woman should never be really accurate about her age ; it looks so calculating.''
Beatrice Skeffington (Bette Davis) quoting her husband in Mr. Skeffington (1944): ''Job says that a woman is beautiful only when she is loved.''
Vera Donovan (Judy Parfitt) in Dolores Claiborne (1995): ''Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to.''
Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) at the sight of a pretty woman in Spaceballs (1987): ''I''ll bet she gives great helmet .''
James Wolcott: ''I use broad as a moniker of respect for a woman who knows how to throw a mean right.''
John Smith (Henry Fonda) in The Moon''s Our Home (1936): ''Give me a simple primitive woman with a small high chest .''
''Without knowledge of jewelry , my dear, a woman is lost.'' Aunt Alicia (Isabel Jeans) to Gigi (Leslie Caron) in Gigi (1958)
''Pay a woman a compliment, she tries to turn it into a contract.'' Venneker (Peter Ustinov) in The Sundowners (1960)
''A woman''s charm is fifty percent illusion.'' Blanche Du Bois (Vivien Leigh) Kowalski (Marlon Brando) in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
''I''m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.'' Cleo Borden (Mae West) in Goin'' to Town (1935)
''Pay a woman a compliment, she tries to turn it into a contract.'' Venneker (Peter Ustinov) in The Sundowners (1960)
''Without knowledge of jewelry , my dear, a woman is lost.'' Aunt Alicia (Isabel Jeans) to Gigi (Leslie Caron) in Gigi (1958)
''A woman''s charm is fifty percent illusion.'' Blanche Du Bois (Vivien Leigh) Kowalski (Marlon Brando) in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
'I'm a one-woman man , and I've had mine, thank God.' Ben Butley (Alan Bates) in Butley (1973)
''Pay a woman a compliment, she tries to turn it into a contract.'' Venneker (Peter Ustinov) in The Sundowners (1960)
''Without knowledge of jewelry , my dear, a woman is lost.'' Aunt Alicia (Isabel Jeans) to Gigi (Leslie Caron) in Gigi (1958)
''A woman''s charm is fifty percent illusion.'' Blanche Du Bois (Vivien Leigh) Kowalski (Marlon Brando) in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
''I''m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.'' Cleo Borden (Mae West) in Goin'' to Town (1935)
Humorously defined by Louis J. Safian in An Irreverent Dictionary of Love and Marriage as: 'A woman who gets bed and boredom.'
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
''I''m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.'' Cleo Borden (Mae West) in Goin'' to Town (1935)
Carrie Davenport (Courtenay Cox) and David Crown (Arye Gross) meeting in a basement bar where clients use a periscope to view passing women''s legs in The Opposite Sex. And How to Live With Them (1993): - Carrie: ''It''s not polite to spy.'' - David: ''I wasn''t spying. I was leering. '' - Carrie: ''You know , this thing reinforces bad viewing habits. You should learn to look at a woman as a whole .'' - David: ''Hey, listen, I''m way to enlightened to look at a woman like that.'' - Carrie: ''I meant as opposed to just half.'' - David: ''It''s a periscope in a bar . Lighten up!'' - Carrie: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.'' - David: ''Oh, too bad , I''m Jewish. May I buy you a drink?'' - Carrie: ''I don''t think so.'' - David: ''The whole you?''
Carrie Davenport (Courtenay Cox) and David Crown (Arye Gross) meeting in a basement bar where clients use a periscope to view passing women''s legs in The Opposite Sex. And How to Live With Them (1993): - Carrie: ''It''s not polite to spy.'' - David: ''I wasn''t spying. I was leering. '' - Carrie: ''You know , this thing reinforces bad viewing habits. You should learn to look at a woman as a whole .'' - David: ''Hey, listen, I''m way to enlightened to look at a woman like that.'' - Carrie: ''I meant as opposed to just half.'' - David: ''It''s a periscope in a bar . Lighten up!'' - Carrie: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.'' - David: ''Oh, too bad , I''m Jewish. May I buy you a drink?'' - Carrie: ''I don''t think so.'' - David: ''The whole you?''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''A woman is a hole! Isn''t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''A woman is a hole! Isn''t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.''
Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992): ''I''m not one of these guys who''s going to look upon you as an object because I look upon a woman as a whole .''
Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992): ''I''m not one of these guys who''s going to look upon you as an object because I look upon a woman as a whole .''
K. S. Daly. Sex. An Encyclopedia for the Bewildered (1995): ''Following the first strip-tease performance at the Moulin Rouge in Paris in February 1893, other performances attempted to add some imaginative variety to the proceedings. One of these, La Puce (or The Flea) featured a young woman who, on discovering a flea in her clothing, had no option but to divest.''
K. S. Daly. Sex. An Encyclopedia for the Bewildered (1995): ''Following the first strip-tease performance at the Moulin Rouge in Paris in February 1893, other performances attempted to add some imaginative variety to the proceedings. One of these, La Puce (or The Flea) featured a young woman who, on discovering a flea in her clothing, had no option but to divest.''
Gus/Augusta Mally (Sondra Locke) to Ben Shockley (Clint Eastwood) in The Gauntlet (1977): ''You know every woman has her thing about men. Something that turns her on? With me it''s hands, strong hands, like yours.''
Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) to Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) in Manhattan (1979): 'There must be something wrong with me because I've never had a relationship with a woman that lasted longer than the one between Hitler and Eva Braun.'
Meg (Mary Kay Place) to Sarah (Glenn Close) on the subject of dating in The Big Chill (1983):'They're either married or gay . And if they're not gay , they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks just like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space or they're tired of space but they just can't commit or they want to commit but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don't want to get near them.'
Rockland (John Wayne) to his would-be girlfriend (Ella Raines) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): 'You might as well know right now that no woman is going to get me hog-tied and branded. '
Reporter Virgil Whitaker (Hugh O'Connell) flirting with Mary Donnell (Bette Davis) in That Certain Woman (1937): - Virgil:'Look into my big honest grey eyes .' - Mary: 'With a pair of long sharp finger nails. '
Producer-director Oscar Jaffe (John Barrymore) about stage star Lily Garland/Mildred Plotka (Carole Lombard) in Twentieth Century (1934): 'I wouldn't take that woman back if she and I were the last people in the world ... and the future of the human race depended on it .'
Matt Nolan (James Cagney) in Taxi! (1932): 'I wouldn't go-for that dame if she was the last woman on earth... and I'd just got out of the navy.'
Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) and Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) in Pretty Woman (1990): - Edward: 'So, what happens after he climbs the tower and rescues her?' - Vivian:'She rescues him right back!'
''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.'' Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941).
Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham (1988): ''I believe in the soul, the cock , the pussy , the small of a woman''s back , the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap . I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe they''re ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing astro turf in the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot , soft core pornography , open your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet-kisses that last three days.''
Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham (1988): ''I believe in the soul, the cock , the pussy , the small of a woman''s back , the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap . I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe they''re ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing astro turf in the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot , soft core pornography , open your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet-kisses that last three days.''
Joey O'Brien (Robin Williams) flirting with a co-worker in Cadillac Man (1990): - Joey:'You and me... It's time we got-something going. I'm free tonight.' - Woman:'Oh, I'd like that, Joey, but I think I'd rather eat worms and die .' - Joey:'Hey! You know my worm doesn't have a hook .'
Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) and Denise (Toni Hudson) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy:'Our parents are gone for two weeks. Do you know what that means? Their king size bed is empty.' - Denise:'I think that if you and I were the last man and woman on earth the human race would die out .'
Milo Perrier (James Coco) in Murder by Death (1976): ''It''s a statement of fact , Miss Twain, that as a man you are barely passible but as a woman , you are a dog .''
Mrs. Flax (Cher) and her daughter Charlotte (Winona Ryder) in Mermaids (1990): - Mrs. Flax: 'Okay, how do I look?' - Charlotte: 'Like a woman about to go forth in sin .' - Mrs. Flax: 'Oh, good. Exactly the look I was hoping for.'
''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.'' Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941).
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Romy White (Mira Sorvino) complaining about the scarcity of interesting menales in a bar , and her friend Michelle Weinberger (Lisa Kudrow) in Romy and Michelle''s High School Reunion (1998): - Romy: ''I swear to God, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian .'' - Micheelle: ''You want to have-sex sometimes just to see if we are?'' - Romy: ''Just the idea of having-sex with another woman creeps me out ..., but, if we''re not married by the time were thirty, ask me again.''
Jane Parker (Maureen O''Sullivan) to Martin Arlington (Paul Cavanaugh) after changing from her skimpy costume of skins into a Paris evening gown in Tarzan and His Mate (1934): ''Woman''s greatest weapon is man''s imagination .''
Marsha (Lena Olin) and Herman Broder (Ron Silver) in Enemies: A Love Story (1989): - Herman: ''Suppose that-there were no men left on the earth, would you do-it with another woman?'' - Marsha: ''Sure, why not? Would you do-it with another man?'' - Herman: ''Absolutely not. (...) Because then I wouldn''t find my other-half . But an animal . You give me a nice sheep or a goat . That''s another story.''
Ex-hooker V (Melanie Griffith) to the inquisitive young Frank Wheeler (Michael Patrick Carter) who keeps asking about that spot in Milk Money (1994): - V:''There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy.'' - Frank:'' Where?'' - V:''Her heart .''
The Narrator of Last of the Dogmen (1995): ''Wherever they get to, all good stories begin and end in the same place , and that''s the heart of a man or a woman .''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''A woman is a hole! Isn''t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.''
Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992): ''I''m not one of these guys who''s going to look upon you as an object (...) because I look upon a woman as a whole .''
Carrie (Courtenay Cox) and David (Arye Gross) in The Opposite Sex (1993): - Carrie Davenport: ''You should learn to view women as a whole .'' - David Crown: ''Hey! Listen, I''m way too enlightened to look at a woman like that.''
A typical Fishism by Richard Fish (Greg Germann) from the TV series Ally McBeal (1997): 'You know , I had a great aunt once who said if you stare at a beautiful woman too long, you turn to stone. She was partially right.'
Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) and Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) in Wayne's World (1992): - Garth: 'Wayne, what do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman you think you're going to hurl?' - Wayne: 'I say hurl . If you blow-chunks and she comes back , she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.'
March the Miller''s (Herbert Mundin) son walking with Bess (Una O''Connor) in The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938): - Bess: ''I''ll bet you say that to all the girls who tickle-your-fancy .'' - March: ''I''ve never tickled a woman''s fancy before.''
Wayman (Corwin Hawkins) to Shame when asked to spy on a woman in A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994): ''I''m about to go out to lunch , I''m not a vagitarian , so fish is not on the menu .''
Val (Wendy Barrie) and Simon Templar (George Sanders) in The Saint Strikes Back (1939) - Val Morton: ''I dislike you intensely.'' - The Saint: ''Oh, no , you don''t. You''re really very fond-of me.'' - Val Morton: ''Why should I be fond you you?'' - The Saint: ''Tell me and you''ll answer the riddle of the world . My dear Val, that''s what has made history, literature, and even chemistry . A man and a woman .''
Sam McCord (John Wayne) in North to Alaska (1960): 'Women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse.' And later: 'Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy doesn't get my vote.'
Zeke (Tully Marshall) to Breck Coleman (John Wayne) in The Big Trail (1931): 'Well, you can never tell how a woman feels by the way she acts. They're's all riddles all of 'em. And you just gotta guess 'em. And no matter which way you guess, you're wrong.'
Richard Nugent (Cary Grant) and Susan Turner (Shirley Temple) in The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (1947): - Richard : 'It's awful what a woman can do to a man . Look at history: Caesar and Cleopatra.' - Susan: 'Napoleon and Josephine.' - Richard : 'All of them. Behind every defeated man there's a frustrated love .'
Sophocles, the Greek playwright when asked: ''How is your sex life? Are you still able to satisfy a woman?'' He replied: ''Gladly I am rid of it , as though I had escaped from the clutches of a mad and savage master .'' From Charles Panati. Sexy Origins and Intimate Things (1998)
Daid Bracket (Nick Nolte) in I Love Trouble (1994) introduces himself to a woman in a bar : - ''Hi. I''m David.'' - ''I''m horny .''
Milo Perrier (James Coco) in Murder by Death (1976): ''It''s a statement of fact , Miss Twain, that as a man you are barely passible but as a woman , you are a dog .''
Amanda Penrose (Ann Sheridan) to Sylvia Fowler(Dolores Gray) in The Opposite Sex (1956): - Amanda : ''She''s a woman .'' - Sylvia: ''And what are we?'' - Amanda : ''Females. The lost-sex substituting fashion for passion and the analyst''s couch for the double bed .''
''Females should be kept illiterate and clean like canaries.'' Fellow journalist Phil Whittaker (Roscoe Karns) to Sam Craig (Spencer Tracy) who is writing a series of articles contradicting the opinions of Tess Harding (Katharine Hepburn) in Woman of the Year (1942)
Molly Monahan (Barbara Stanwyck) to Jeff Butler (Joel McCrea) in Union Pacific (1939): ''You think I''m an outrageous flirt . (...) But didn''t you ever know that flirting get''s into a woman''s blood like fighting get''s into a man''s? Now a girl begins coquetting to discover if she has the power. Then she goes looking, like a fighter after a bully , for the hardest man to conquer, but it''s never the man she wants, it''s the pleasure of bringing him to her feet.''
Harriet (Nancy Travis) and Charlie (Mike Meyers) in So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993): - Harriet Michaels: ''What do you look for in a woman you date?'' - Charlie Mackenzie: ''Well, I know everyone always say a sense of humor, but I really have to go-with breast size.''
James Graham, Marquis of Montrose (John Hurt) speaking of the barreN Scottish queen in Rob Roy (1994): ''Aie, one might have hoped that a field so regularly plowed might have yielded one good crop . In truth I have seen healthier graveyards than that woman''s womb .''
Marta Ferrer (Mira Sorvino) and Fred Boynton (Christopher Eigeman) in Barcelona (1994): - Marta: 'I think there is something fascist about a boy who immediately talks of marrying a woman he likes.' - Fred : 'I don't think Ted is a fascist of the marrying kind.'
Mrs Yussim (Jane Hoffman) to Margaret Reynolds (Barbra Streisand) in Up the Sandbox (1972): 'Remember, marriage is a seventy-five, twenty-five proposition . The woman gives seventy-five.'
Sam McCord (John Wayne) in North to Alaska (1960): ''Women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse.'' And later: ''Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy doesn''t get my vote.''
Richard Nugent (Cary Grant) and Susan Turner (Shirley Temple) in The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (1947): - Richard : ''It''s awful what a woman can do to a man . Look at history: Caesar and Cleopatra.'' - Susan: ''Napoleon and Josephine.'' - Richard : ''All of them. Behind every defeated man there''s a frustrated love .''
Zeke (Tully Marshall) to Breck Coleman (John Wayne) in The Big Trail (1931): ''Well, you can never tell how a woman feels by the way she acts. They''re''s all riddles all of ''em. And you just gotta guess ''em. And no matter which way you guess, you''re wrong.''
''My boy , a woman''s advice isn''t worth listening to, but any man who doesn''t take-it is a fool.'' Eduardo Acuna (Adolphe Menjou) to Robert Collins (Fred Astaire) in You Were Never Lovelier (1942)
Sam McCord (John Wayne) in North to Alaska (1960): 'Women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse.' And later: 'Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy doesn't get my vote.'
Zeke (Tully Marshall) to Breck Coleman (John Wayne) in The Big Trail (1931): 'Well, you can never tell how a woman feels by the way she acts. They're's all riddles all of 'em. And you just gotta guess 'em. And no matter which way you guess, you're wrong.'
Richard Nugent (Cary Grant) and Susan Turner (Shirley Temple) in The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (1947): - Richard : 'It's awful what a woman can do to a man . Look at history: Caesar and Cleopatra.' - Susan: 'Napoleon and Josephine.' - Richard : 'All of them. Behind every defeated man there's a frustrated love .'
''Women! What can you say? Who made them? God must have been a fucking genius.'' Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993)
''Dress sharply, they notice the dress, dress impeccably, they notice the woman . Coco Chanel.'' Katherine Parker (Sigourney Weaver) quoting Coco Chanel to Tess McGill (Melanie Griffith) in Working Girl (1988)
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
Effingham Bellweather (W.C. Fields) in The Golf Specialist (1930): - Effingham: ''You know , I''ve never struck a woman in my life .'' - Golf buddy : ''You haven''t?'' - Effingham: ''Not even my own mother .''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993). 'Be careful! When the wife gets restless, the wife gets greasy.'
Frank Broderick (Henry Fonda) and Bob Weston (Tony Curtis) in Sex and the Single Girl (1964): - Frank: 'What do you call-it when you hate the woman you love?' - Bob: 'A wife .'
Dr. Noah Praetorius (Cary Grant) to his wife Debra Higgins (Jeanne Crain) in People Will Talk (1951): 'The woman has yet to be born who doesn't in her heart believe she'll make her husband a better wife than he has any possible right to expect.'
Rhoda Philbrooke (Carole Lombard) in The Racketeer (1930): ''Don''t ask me why. Don''t ever ask a woman why she wants to cry. Just let her.''
Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Laura Alden (Michelle Pfeiffer) in Wolf (1994): 'I want to tell you something. I've never loved anybody this way . I never looked at a woman and thought: if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant if I am with her.'
Will (Jack Nicholson) to Laura (Michelle Pfeiffer) in Wolf (1994): 'I want to tell you something. I've never loved anybody this way . I never looked at a woman and thought: if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant if I am with her.'
Doc Holiday (Walter Huston) to Rio MacDonald (Jane Russell) after Billy the Kid tied her with wet rawhide and left her in the sun to die in The Outlaw (1943): 'The crazier a man is about a woman , the crazier he thinks and the crazier he does. '
Rhoda Philbrooke (Carole Lombard) in The Racketeer (1930): ''Don''t ask me why. Don''t ever ask a woman why she wants to cry. Just let her.''
Loretta Castorini (Cher) to Johnny Cammareri (Danny Aiello) in Moonstruck (1987): ''Johnny, it''s for luck. I mean a man proposes marriage to a woman , he should kneel down .''
Rhoda Philbrooke (Carole Lombard) in The Racketeer (1930): ''Don''t ask me why. Don''t ever ask a woman why she wants to cry. Just let her.''
Violet (Lily Tomlin) to Dora Lee (Dolly Parton) and Judy (Jane Fonda) in 9-to-5 (1981): ''What are you? A man or a mouse? I mean, a woman or a wouse?''
The Countess (John Hurt) in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993): ''There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can''t wait too long, you know .''
The Countess (John Hurt) in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993): ''There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can''t wait too long, you know .''
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Parisian cab driver Tibor Czerny (Don Ameche) and Eve Peabody (Claudette Colbert) coming-out of the rain in Midnight (1939): - Tibor: ''Aren''t you wet through?'' - Eve: ''How far do you think through is for a woman these days?''
Parisian cab driver Tibor Czerny (Don Ameche) and Eve Peabody (Claudette Colbert) coming-out of the rain in Midnight (1939): - Tibor: ''Aren''t you wet through?'' - Eve: ''How far do you think through is for a woman these days?''
Carbo (Jan-Michael Vincent) and Luke Matthews (James Coburn) in Bite the Bullet (1975): - Carbo: 'When a woman does it for money ...' - Luke: 'The man always gets the best of the bargain. Before you take her to bed , she's a thing of beauty ; in bed , an angel of mercy; and afterwards, she's a...' - Carbo: 'A whore ...' - Luke: '...a pillow of peace.'
Bert Rigby (Robert Lindsay) to Meredith Perlstein (Anne Bancroft) in Bert Rigby, You're a Fool (1989): 'I find you a very, very desirable woman and if you and I were to get-physical together my eyes would cross permanently and she'd [girlfirned] notice that.'
Effingham Bellweather (W.C. Fields) in The Golf Specialist (1930): - Effingham: ''You know , I''ve never struck a woman in my life .'' - Golf buddy : ''You haven''t?'' - Effingham: ''Not even my own mother .''
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .'' China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935)
Betty Dodson in the Sex for One segment of the HBO Special The Best of Real Sex (1993): 'There's no such as a frigid woman ; it's somebody who hasn't learned how to have an orgasm .'
Betty Dodson in the Sex for One segment of the HBO Special The Best of Real Sex (1993): ''There''s no such as a frigid woman ; it''s somebody who hasn''t learned how to have an orgasm .''
George Bernard Shaw: ''It is assumed that a woman must wait motionless, until she is wooed. This is how the spider waits for the fly .''
''Dress sharply, they notice the dress, dress impeccably, they notice the woman . Coco Chanel.'' Katherine Parker (Sigourney Weaver) quoting Coco Chanel to Tess McGill (Melanie Griffith) in Working Girl (1988)
''Women! What can you say? Who made them? God must have been a fucking genius.'' Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993)
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .'' China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935)
George Bernard Shaw: ''It is assumed that a woman must wait motionless, until she is wooed. This is how the spider waits for the fly .''
Effingham Bellweather (W.C. Fields) in The Golf Specialist (1930): - Effingham: ''You know , I''ve never struck a woman in my life .'' - Golf buddy : ''You haven''t?'' - Effingham: ''Not even my own mother .''
''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .'' China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935)
George Bernard Shaw: ''It is assumed that a woman must wait motionless, until she is wooed. This is how the spider waits for the fly .''
''Women! What can you say? Who made them? God must have been a fucking genius.'' Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993)
''Dress sharply, they notice the dress, dress impeccably, they notice the woman . Coco Chanel.'' Katherine Parker (Sigourney Weaver) quoting Coco Chanel to Tess McGill (Melanie Griffith) in Working Girl (1988)
Toby (Joan Hacket) and Georgia Hines (Marsha Mason) in Only When I Laugh (1981) - Toby:''A woman can never be too pretty. They take-it away from you soon enough. Hold on to it while you can .'' - Georgia : ''Come on . If you went bald and lost your teeth you''d still be cute-looking.''
Matt Nolan (James Cagney) in Taxi! (1932): ''I wouldn''t go-for that dame if she was the last woman on earth... and I''d just got out of the navy.''
Waldo Lydecker (Clifton Webb) to Det. Mark McPherson (Dana Andrews) in Laura (1944): - Waldo: ''Did you ever know a woman who wasn''t a doll or a dame?'' - Mark: ''Yes, one, but she kept walking me past furniture windows to look at the parlor suites.''
Val (Wendy Barrie) and Simon Templar (George Sanders) in The Saint Strikes Back (1939) - Val: ''I dislike you intensely.'' - Saint: ''Oh, no , you don''t. You''re really very fond-of me.'' - Val: ''Why should I be fond you you?'' - Saint: ''Tell me and you''ll answer the riddle of the world . My dear Val, that''s what has made history, literature, and even chemistry . A man and a woman .''
Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer) to Batman (Michael Keaton) in Batman Returns (1992): ''I''m a woman and can''t be taken for granted. Life''s a bitch , now so am I.''
''Why do they have these things so early? No woman can look good at five o''clock in the afternoon , except possibly Tatum O''Neil.'' Diana Barrie (Maggie Smith) preparing for an afternoon ceremony in California Suite (1978)
''I never knew a woman to look better in the morning than she does at night.'' Gay Langland (Clark Gable) to Roslyn Taber (Marilyn Monroe) in The Misfits (1961)
Marsha (Lena Olin) and Herman Broder (Ron Silver) in Enemies: A Love Story (1989): - Herman: ''Suppose that-there were no men left on the earth, would you do-it with another woman?'' - Marsha: ''Sure, why not? Would you do-it with another man?'' - Herman: ''Absolutely not. (...) Because then I wouldn''t find my other-half . But an animal . You give me a nice sheep or a goat . That''s another story.''
David Larrabee (Greg Kinnear) and Linus Larrabee (Harrison Ford) in Sabrina (1995) - David: ''She''s a real woman , not a, you know .'' - Linus: ''Transvestite?'' - David: ''No, she''s not a bimbo .''
Atoon (Gedde Watanabe) about the sumo wrestlers ogling his ass , and Lawrence Bourne III (Tom Hanks) in Volunteers (1985): - Atoon: ''Don''t say nothing more. They want to use me like a woman .'' - Lawrence: ''Well, you''ll just have to show them you can take-it like a man .''
Marsha (Lena Olin) and Herman (Ron Silver) in Enemies: A Love Story (1989): - Herman: ''Suppose that-there were no men left on the earth, would you do-it with another woman?'' - Marsha: ''Sure, why not? Would you do-it with another man?'' - Herman: ''Absolutely not. (...) Because then I wouldn''t find my other-half . But an animal . You give me a nice sheep or a goat . That''s another story.''
Erica Benton (Jill Clayburgh) in An Unmarried Woman (1978): ''Balls! said the Queen. If I had ''em I''d be King. '' A rewording of: ''Balls! said the Queen. If I had two, I could be King. '' (If I had ''em I''d be king .) George Burns: ''If my aunt had balls , shed be my uncle .''
''That body was put together by somebody very close to God.'' Leo Schneider (Joseph Bologna) commenting on a woman''s beauty in Chapter Two (1979)
''You know something? When a woman looks as pretty as sunup, then she''s really pretty.'' Ben Allison (Clark Gable) to Nella Turner (Jane Russell) in The Tall Men (1955)
Mrs. Morehead (Lucille Watson) to her daughter Mary (Norma Shearer) in The Women (1939): ''A man has only one escape from his old self. To see a different self in the mirror of a woman''s eyes .''
Waldo Lydecker (Clifton Webb) to Det. Mark McPherson (Dana Andrews) in Laura (1944): - Waldo: ''Did you ever know a woman who wasn''t a doll or a dame?'' - Mark: ''Yes, one, but she kept walking me past furniture windows to look at the parlor suites.''
Adam Cook (Oscar Levant) and Jerry Mulligan (Gene Kelly) in An American in Paris (1951): - Adam : ''What are you so glum about?'' - Jerry: ''I got woman trouble.'' - Adam : ''Well, that proves you''re a man .''
Sabrina Fairchild (Audrey Hepburn) and Linus Larrabee (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina (1954): - Sabrina: ''It''s so strange to think of you being touched by a woman . I always thought you walked alone.'' - Linus: ''No man walks alone from choice .''
Jerry (Jack Lemmon) disquised as a woman in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''We wouldn''t be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl .''
Jane Parker (Maureen O''Sullivan) to Martin Arlington (Paul Cavanaugh) after changing from her skimpy costume of skins into a Paris evening gown in Tarzan and His Mate (1934): ''Woman''s greatest weapon is man''s imagination .''
Colonel Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1992): 'Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns, or second-hand Steinways, but what's between them... passport to heaven .'
Sabrina (Audrey Hepburn) and Linus (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina (1954): - Sabrina Fairchild: ''It''s so strange to think of you being touched by a woman . I always thought you walked alone.'' - Linus Larrabee: ''No man walks alone from choice .''
Adam Cook (Oscar Levant) and Jerry Mulligan (Gene Kelly) in An American in Paris (1951): - Adam : ''What are you so glum about?'' - Jerry: ''I got woman trouble.'' - Adam : ''Well, that proves you''re a man .''
Jerry (Jack Lemmon) disquised as a woman in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''We wouldn''t be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl .''
Jane Parker (Maureen O''Sullivan) to Martin Arlington (Paul Cavanaugh) after changing from her skimpy costume of skins into a Paris evening gown in Tarzan and His Mate (1934): ''Woman''s greatest weapon is man''s imagination .''
Sabrina Fairchild (Audrey Hepburn) and Linus Larrabee (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina (1954): - Sabrina: ''It''s so strange to think of you being touched by a woman . I always thought you walked alone.'' - Linus: ''No man walks alone from choice .''
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Donna (Gabrielle Anwar) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life . Simple. That''s what makes tango so great. If you make a mistake, get all tangled up , you just tango along.''
Susan (Rosalind Russell) and Jerome (Jerome Courtland) in A Woman of Distinction (1950): - Susan: ''What sort of razor do you plan to use?'' - Jerome: ''Electric.'' - Susan: ''Oh? Are you... are you AC or... DC?''
Abe (Alan King) in Memories of Me (1988): ''At my age you worry about two things. One, you''re with a woman and she says, let''s do-it again right now, and the other is, who''s going to come to my funeral?''
Maggy (Mary Cecil) in The Women (1939): ''You know , the first man who can think up a good explanation how he can be in-love-with his wife and another woman is going to win that prize they''re always giving out in Sweden.''
'I'm not one of these guys who's going to look upon you as an object (...) because I look upon a woman as a whole .' Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992)
Tira''s (Mae West) answer to her maid in I''m No Angel (1933): - Maid: ''I was under the impression you were a one-man woman .'' - Tira: ''I am. One man at a time.''
Tira''s (Mae West) answer to her maid in I''m No Angel (1933): - Maid: ''I was under the impression you were a one-man woman .'' - Tira: ''I am. One man at a time.''
Bill Dolworth (Burt Lancaster) spying of the revolutionary stronghold spots an old friend in The Professionals (1966): 'Lieutenant Sisi Chickita. Now there's a woman worth a ransom. She never says no .'
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Pirate Jamie Waring/Jamie Boy (Tyrone Power) and Lady Margaret Danby (Maureen O''Hara) in The Black Swan (1942): ''I didn''t know a woman could do this to a man , to make him itch to strangle her one minute and marry her the next.''
Frank Broderick (Henry Fonda) and Bob Weston (Tony Curtis) Sex and the Single Girl (1964): - Frank: ''What do you call-it when you hate the woman you love?'' - Bob: ''A wife .''
Pirate Jamie Waring/Jamie Boy (Tyrone Power) and Lady Margaret Danby (Maureen O''Hara) in The Black Swan (1942): ''I didn''t know a woman could do this to a man , to make him itch to strangle her one minute and marry her the next.''
China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935): ''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .''
Val (Wendy Barrie) and Simon Templar (George Sanders) in The Saint Strikes Back (1939) - Val: ''I dislike you intensely.'' - Saint: ''Oh, no , you don''t. You''re really very fond-of me.'' - Val: ''Why should I be fond you you?'' - Saint: ''Tell me and you''ll answer the riddle of the world . My dear Val, that''s what has made history, literature, and even chemistry . A man and a woman .''
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
Barbara Willis (Mary Astor), a married-woman confessing a moment of weakness with Dennis Carson (Clark Gable), and Vantine (Jean Harlow) in Red Dust (1932): - Barbara: ''It was one-of-those excitement-of-the-moment things. '' - Vantine: ''Well, watch out for the next moment, honey , it''s longer than the first .''
Mrs. Morehead (Lucille Watson) to her daughter Mary Haines (Norma Shearer) in The Women (1939): ''A man has only one escape from his old self. To see a different self in the mirror of a woman''s eyes .''
'A woman is a hole! Isn't that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.' Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987)
Susan (Rosalind Russell) and Jerome (Jerome Courtland) in A Woman of Distinction (1950): - Susan: 'What sort of razor do you plan to use?' - Jerome: 'Electric.' - Susan: 'Oh? Are you... are you AC or... DC?'
Parisian cab driver Tibor Czerny (Don Ameche) and Eve Peabody (Claudette Colbert) coming-out of the rain in Midnight (1939) - Tibor: 'Aren't you wet through?' - Eve: 'How far do you think through is for a woman these days?'
Richard Nugent (Cary Grant) and Susan Turner (Shirley Temple) in The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (1947): - Richard :''It''s awful what a woman can do to a man . Look at history: Caesar and Cleopatra.'' - Susan:''Napoleon and Josephine.'' - Richard :''All of them. Behind every defeated man there''s a frustrated love .''
Diana Barrie (Maggie Smith), preparing for the Oscar ceremony in California Suite (1978): ''Why do they have these things so early? No woman can look good at five o''clock in the afternoon , except possibly Tatum O''Neil.''
Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) and Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) in Pretty Woman (1990): - Vivian: ''Pick one! I''ve got red, I''ve got green, I''ve got yellow , I''m out of purple but I do have one Gold Circle Coin left, the condom of champions, the one-and-only , nothing is getting through this sucker . What do you say?'' - Edward: ''A buffet of safety.''
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diane: ''Do you have any idea of the kind of woman that I really am?'' - Chester: ''No, but I have high hopes.'' - Diane: ''I''ll tell you what I''m like. I know what I want when I see what I want, and when I see what I want, I want it .'' - Chester: ''Do you see it?'' - Diane: ''I see it .'' - Chester: ''Do you want it?'' - Diane: ''I want it .'' - Chester: ''You got it .''
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diane: ''Do you have any idea of the kind of woman that I really am?'' - Chester: ''No, but I have high hopes.'' - Diane: ''I''ll tell you what I''m like. I know what I want when I see what I want, and when I see what I want, I want it .'' - Chester: ''Do you see it?'' - Diane: ''I see it .'' - Chester: ''Do you want it?'' - Diane: ''I want it .'' - Chester: ''You got it .''
Kate (Meg Ryan), whose bags were stolen by a conman at the George V hotel, and Frenchman Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Kate: ''All men are bastards!'' - Luc: ''Not all. I mean, some are just trying to help.'' - Kate: ''You know , I never thought I''d be the kind of woman to say this, but all men are bastards. '' - Luc: ''The guy who was talking to you, he was....'' - Kate: ''A bastard . A Euro-trash in Armani-kind of bastard .'' - Luc: ''He was wearing a black suit with a yellow shirt?'' - Kate: ''Yeah. You know him? Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other. Bastards!''
Kate (Meg Ryan), whose bags were stolen by a conman at the George V hotel, and Frenchman Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Kate: ''All men are bastards!'' - Luc: ''Not all. I mean, some are just trying to help.'' - Kate: ''You know , I never thought I''d be the kind of woman to say this, but all men are bastards. '' - Luc: ''The guy who was talking to you, he was....'' - Kate: ''A bastard . A Euro-trash in Armani-kind of bastard .'' - Luc: ''He was wearing a black suit with a yellow shirt?'' - Kate: ''Yeah. You know him? Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other. Bastards!''
Drag queens Noxema/Zima Jackson/Auntie Noxy (Wesley Snipes) and Chichi Rodriquez (John Leguizamo) in To Wong Foo. Thanks for Everything. Julie Newmar (1995): - Noxema: ''Darling, if you''re going to become a drag-queen , you''re gonna have to learn these things. '' - Chichi: ''What do you mean ''a drag queen''? I am a drag queen!'' - Noxema: ''Oh, child, no , no , no . You''re simply a boy in a dress. When a straight man puts a dress and gets his sexual kick he is a transvestite ; when a man is a woman trapped in a man''s body and has the little operation he is a transsexual ; (...) when a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag-queen . (...) And when a light little Latin boy puts on a dress he is simply a boy in a dress.'' In the end , they agree to give Chichi the temporary title of ''drag princess .''
Captain Jeffrey Spaulding (Groucho Marx) proposing marriage to both Mrs. Rittenhouse (Margaret Dumont) and Mrs. Whitehead (Margaret Irving) in Animal Crackers (1930): - Spaulding: ''Well, what do you say, girls? Are we all going to get married?'' - Rittenhouse: ''All of us?'' - Spaulding: ''All of us!'' - Rittenhouse: ''Yes, but that''s bigamy!'' - Spaulding: ''Yes, and it''s big-of-me too. It''s big of all of us. Let''s be big for a change. I''m sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother?''
Elaine (Kelly Bishop) and Sue (Pat Quinn) in An Unmarried Woman (1978): - Elaine: ''There''s no such thing as total honesty, not with men. They''re all wrapped up in sexual-ego .'' - Sue: ''What the hell is sexual-ego , Elaine?'' - Elaine: ''Never getting enough, always on-the-make , constantly worrying about performing.'' - Sue: ''That''s ridiculous! I know lots of men who are interested in other things besides sex .'' - Elaine: ''Name one.'' - Sue: ''My husband .''

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