Dictionaries:
stick:
1. Or: blow-stick / copper-stick / creamstick / gutstick / fuckstick / drumstick / joystick / wriggling-stick / gigglestick / shitstick / sugarstick , the penis . See penis for synonyms.2. Or: stick-it-in / stick it into , of a male, to copulate (with) a woman . See copulation for synonyms.
See Also: balls and bat, balls in a sling, bangers, bastinado, bat and balls, beat with the ugly stick, beating (someone) with the ugly stick, bikini lines, biteful, black handkerchief, bleep, bleeping, blue handkerchief, bowsprit, boy-dyke, brown handkerchief, bum crumbs, burgundy handkerchief, burning shame, cane, chug nuts, clava, coco-pops, dangleberries, dark blue handkerchief, dillberries, dingleberries, dipstick, dirty pillows, drink on a stick, face on a stick, fartleberries, fig, finger, gristle, gristle-gripper, guy cramps, have a bent dick, have an affair with, John Thomas, joy stick, joystick, kling-ons, light blue handkerchief, matrimonial peace-maker, night stick, one-eyed trouser snake, pant plaything, passion pole, phallating club, pointer, pop, pop it in, protection, shit-palm, shooting iron, stick, stick it in, sticker, stiffy, tadger, tar brush, todger, toffee strings, totally stuck on, trouser toy, velcro arse, wand, winnets, winnits, wriggling pole, yellow handkerchief
Quotes Containing stick:
Rick/Richard Blain (Humphrey Bogart) to Captain Renault (Claude Rains) in Casablanca (1942): ''I stick my neck out for nobody.''
''The little Dutch boy taught a lesson that I like / If you want to save your country , stick your finger in a dyke .'' Sung by the piano player for the lesbian in The Wild Party (1975)
Jack Lemmon) to his neighbor Max Goldman (Walter Matthau) who spent the night with Maria Ragetti (Sophia Loren) in Grumpier Old Men (1995): - John: 'I don't believe it! You and that beautiful lady?' - Max: 'I am the thief of heart , I am the gangster of love .' - John: 'Gangster, hey? Well, tell me. Was it more of a hold-up than a stick-up?'
State prisoner Rosco (Fred Ward) enquires about his wife from his mother (Kathleen Freeman) in The Naked Gun 33 1/3. The Final Insult (1994): - Rosco: ''Ma. How''s Tanya?'' - Mother: ''Tanya''s the same. Milky, creamy skin , pouting red lips , firm buttocks , ample breasts, ears you just love to stick your tongue into...'' - Rosco: ''Ma. Please. I''m gonna get guy-cramps if you keep this up .''
Aurora Greenway (Shirley MacLaine) and Garrett Breedlove (Jack Nicholson) coming home after a very bad dinner date in Terms of Endearment (1983). - Aurora:'Would you like to come in?' - Garret:'I'd rather stick needles in my eyes .'
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
''Now let me get this straight . You got a wife and you got a girlfriend in the office? Did you say your name was Bud or Stud? I''m sorry, but it sounds to me like you''re living your life so crooked you have to screw your socks on . Having an affair is like shooting pool on two tables. You may have the balls , Bud, but you''re gonna wear out your stick .'' Shirlee Kenyan (Dolly Parton) hosting a radio call-in show in Straight Talk (1992)
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Lawrence Paros. The Erotic Tongue (1984): 'Nobody really knows where the hole came from, though Captain Grose, the roguish eighteenth- century lexicographer, had his own ideas about it . His version opens with an angel who had been employed in forming women, forgetting to cut off their parts-of-generation . Enter Lucifer who took it upon himself to set matters right. Taking a somewhat direct approach to the problem, he placed himself in a sawpit with a scythe fixed to a stick in his hand and directed the women to straddle the pit . He then gave each the mark-of-the-beast (c. 1715). The pit being too deep for the length of his instrument , tall women received only a moderate scratch , but little women, because their legs were so short and more within his reach, received a somewhat larger cut . The long and the short of it? They both went home with an everlasting-wound (17th C), known in some quarters as the divine-scar (18th C). The Devil, henceforth, was to be known as Old Nick or Ole Scratch; and the c**t [cunt, as slit (17th-20th C), nick , and gash (both 16th-20thC).'
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