country:

A Shakespearean pun for cunt , the female genitalia . Also Low Countries, a pun for Holland and cunt ; and Holland , a pun with hole-land. See vagina for synonyms. See also: cunt .

Quotes:

(1) Hamlet and Ophelia are having a misunderstanding. When Hamlet asks Ophelia if he may lay his head in her lap, the prince reassures her that his motives are pure , that hes not thinking about country (cunt-ree) matters.
-- Hamlet: ' Lady, shall I lie in your lap? '
-- Ophelia : ' No, my lord .'
-- Hamlet: ' I mean my head upon your lap? '
-- Ophelia : ' Aye, my lord .'
-- Hamlet: ' Do you think I meant country matters? '
-- Ophelia : ' I think nothing , my lord .'
-- Hamlet: ' Thats a fair thought to lie between maids legs .'

(2) British rhyme: ' Ill fight for my cunt / Ill fight for my cunt / Ill fight for my count-r-y .'

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Quotes Containing country:
''It''s not my country . My country is me and my family .'' Juan Miranda (Rod Steiger) in A Fistfull of Dynamite (1972)
Xaviera Hollander (Joey Heatherton) in The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington (1977): ''What''s good for general intercourse is good for the country .''
Bernie Dodd (William Holden) in The Country Girl (1954): 'They all start out as Juliets and end up as Lady Macbeths.'
Bernie Dodd (William Holden) in The Country Girl (1954): ''They all start out as Juliets and end up as Lady Macbeths.''
Bernie Dodd (William Holden) in The Country Girl (1954): 'They all start out as Juliets and end up as Lady Macbeths.'
Mae Mordabito (Madonna) and Doris Murphy (Rosie O''Donnell) trying to figure ways of attracting crowds to their baseball games in A League of Their Own (1992): - Mae: ''What if, at a key moment in-the-game , my uniform bursts open and, oops, my bosoms come flying out?'' - Doris: ''You think there are men in this country who ain''t seen your bosoms?''
Mae Mordabito (Madonna) and Doris Murphy (Rosie O''Donnell) trying to figure ways of attracting crowds to their baseball games in A League of Their Own (1992): - Mae: ''What if, at a key moment in-the-game , my uniform bursts open and, oops, my bosoms come flying out?'' - Doris: ''You think there are men in this country who ain''t seen your bosoms?''
Bernie Dodd (William Holden) and Georgie Elgin (Grace Kelly) in The Country Girl (1954) - Bernie:'Why is it that women always think they understand men better than men do?' - Georgie:'Maybe because they live with them.'
Lt. Alexis Rosanoff (Ramon Novarro) and Mata Hari (Greta Garbo) in Mata Hari (1932): - Alexis: 'I love you as one adores sacred things. ' - Mata Hari:'What sacred things?' - Alexis: 'God, country , honor, you.' - Mata Hari:'I come last?' - Alexis:'No, you come first , before anything.'
Mae Mordabito (Madonna) and Doris Murphy (Rosie O''Donnell) looking for ways to attract larger crowds to their baseball games in A League of Their Own (1992): - Mae: ''What if, at a key moment in-the-game , my uniform bursts open and, oops, my bosoms come flying out?'' - Doris: ''You think there are men in this country who ain''t seen your bosoms?''
''The little Dutch boy taught a lesson that I like / If you want to save your country , stick your finger in a dyke .'' Sung by the piano player for the lesbian in The Wild Party (1975)
Lt. Alexis Rosanoff (Ramon Novarro) and Mata Hari (Greta Garbo) in Mata Hari (1932): - Lt. Alexis: 'I love you as one adores sacred things. ' - Mata Hari: 'What sacred things?' - Lt. Alexis: 'God, country , honor, you.' - Mata Hari: 'I come last?' - Lt. Alexis: 'No, you come first , before anything.'

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