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know:
Or: know (someone) in the Biblical sense / know-someone-biblically , to have (had) sexual-intercourse with that person. Sung by Dean Martin: ' If you knew Suzy / Like I know Suzy / Oh! Oh! What a gal ' See copulation for synonyms.See Also: 411, 69, abnormal presentation, acid phosphatase, acne vulgaris, acousticophilia, acquaintance, acquaintance rape, act, act ass, act of shame, ad, adulterer, AFAIK, agalmatophilia, allorgasmia, altar of hymen, altocalciphilia, amorist, anal beads, anus, bass ackwards, beetle, berdache, big conk, big cock, Big feet, big meat, bitchery, biting, bobby's helmet, botter, bottom's up, box, brown word, browning, buff ball, burn, burner, burning, cake boy, Candida albicans, carnal parts, Carvel's ring, chain sex, chancroid, chanticleer, chastity belt, chemistry, child molester, clit lit, clitoris, closet, the, closeted, Cock Lane, coitus interruptus, collar, collar and lead, come-fuck-me-pumps, condom earring, coochee-coochee, corn on the cob, coronal extender, crown, cum, damaged goods, dame, demimondaine, demimonde, diazepam, dick, die for, distillate of love, distillatia, divine scar, do a fade-out, doesn't know his ass from a hole in the groud, doesn't know shit from shinola, doing it, Don Juan, Dorothy's friend, doxy, dynamic duo, emission phase, everlasting wound, exoletus, fag, falsies, feel funny about, female come, female ejaculation, fescennine, fetishism, figura veneris prima, firkytoodle, first stage of ejaculation, flip it around, flip it off, flip off, flip oneself off, flirtatious, flirty, flower, flunitrazepam, fly-by-night, Forget Pill, fornication, four-letter word, frail, free love, French disease, French fever, French goods, French gout, French measles, French pig, French pox, frictation, Friend of Dorothy, FUBAR, fuck-me pumps, furor uterinus, gardnerella, Gardnerella vaginalis, gay, get laid, gold-digging, grow on, hanky panky, Hans Carvel's ring, hare, harlot, have a little death, have chemistry, heart's-ease, heliogabalus, hermaphrodite, high heels fetish, hipocrocadogapig, hit and run guy, hit-and-runner, hole, hootchy-kootchy, house, HPV, human papilloma virus, hump your fist, hypoactive sexual desire, IMB, incubus, infatuate, infatuation, intermarriage, intermenstrual bleeding, intermenstrual pains, internalized homophobia, intimate acquaintance, involution, jactation, Joe Doe, Joe Zilch, John Doe, johns, K, K-hole, Ketamine, knick-knacks, know, know someone biblically, know someone in the Biblical sense, La Roche, laid, leer, lesbian, lollapaloosa, lollipalooza, Lord knows where, love-hate, Lunch Money, man, man-below position, mark of the beast, Marquis de Sade, menschkite, Mexican Valium, midlands, missionary position, mixer, mohuncher, mojo, moniliasis, monogamy, moon, Morbus Gallicus, Morbus Hispanics, Morbus Indicus, Morbus Neapolitanus, Mr. Blank, Mrs. Blank, natural parts, naturals, Neisseria gonorrheae, nick, nick-nacks, nymphae, oldest profession, oldest trade, on the make, orgasm, oscar, padded bra, padding, pansy, panties, Pappas, parts below, peek freak, peep freak, pencil, philanderer, phobia, pickup, pimp walk, pip, piss broken glass, piss pins and needles, piss play, piss razor blades, pix, playgirl, pole, primary syphilis, private parts, privates, privy parts, professional, professional woman, protection, pull out, queen, queen for a day, R-2, rape drugs, receding hairline, rejection, relationship, reno-it, Reno-vate, Reno-vation, Roaches, Roachies, Roche, Rohypnol, Roofies, Rope, Rophies, Ruffies, RZ, S & M, S-word, scratch, senility, sex antagonism, sex appealing, sex goddess, sex icon, sex object, sex symbol, sexual ego, sexual icon, sexual relations, sexual revolution, sexually appealing, shitty, side-by-side position, sitter, sizzling, slick chick, slit, snap, soft chancre, spanking the monkey, spastic colon, Special K, stanley, stare, statuophilia, statutory rape, strangulation fetish, succubus, sure thing, swanska, sweet charity, swish, swordsman, taxi driver, temple of low men, tinea cruris, to die for, tool, torch carrier, traveler's aid, Trichomonas vaginalis, true hermaphrodite, truffle hunting, turn on, TURP, two-timing, underparts, underwear, undies, up the ass, uro-sexuality, V-girl, vaginal ballooning, vaginal yeast infection, venereal disease, venereal sore, vertical grin, Vetalar, vive la différence, vulvar inner and outer lips, vulvar lips, vulvar outer and inner lips, wallet girl, wet fun, wet sex, wet times, what's-his-name, white wedding, whoozis, whoozit, wife, Winchester Geese, withdrawal method, woman-on-top position, yeast infection, you know who, you-know-what, you-know-where
Quotes Containing know:
Kate (Meg Ryan), whose bags were stolen by a conman at the George V hotel, and Frenchman Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Kate: ''All men are bastards!'' - Luc: ''Not all. I mean, some are just trying to help.'' - Kate: ''You know , I never thought I''d be the kind of woman to say this, but all men are bastards. '' - Luc: ''The guy who was talking to you, he was....'' - Kate: ''A bastard . A Euro-trash in Armani-kind of bastard .'' - Luc: ''He was wearing a black suit with a yellow shirt?'' - Kate: ''Yeah. You know him? Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other. Bastards!''
Kate (Meg Ryan), whose bags were stolen by a conman at the George V hotel, and Frenchman Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Kate: ''All men are bastards!'' - Luc: ''Not all. I mean, some are just trying to help.'' - Kate: ''You know , I never thought I''d be the kind of woman to say this, but all men are bastards. '' - Luc: ''The guy who was talking to you, he was....'' - Kate: ''A bastard . A Euro-trash in Armani-kind of bastard .'' - Luc: ''He was wearing a black suit with a yellow shirt?'' - Kate: ''Yeah. You know him? Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other. Bastards!''
Mayor John Pattas (Al Pacino) to his boy Kevin Calhoon (John Cusack) in City Hall (1998): ''Menschkite, you know , something between men. It''s about honor, caring... Untranslatable. That''s why it''s Yiddish.'' And later: ''I''m talking menschkite , the stuff between men. You know , the there that''s there, the thousand telephone calls, the bouquets, and the brick batchs. The space between a handshake. You know , the stuff that goes with you to your grave.''
The Girl (Marilyn Monroe) to Richard Sherman (Tom Ewell) in The Seven Year Itch (1955): ''You know , when it''s hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox .''
Rachel (Liza D''Agostino) and Loretta (Nancy Allison Wolfe) in Bar Girls (1994): - Rachel: ''Do you think I''m gay?'' - Loretta: ''What do you mean?'' - Rachel: ''Well, how do you know for sure?'' - Loretta: ''You just know that''s all. It''s like being French . Either you are or you''re not.''
Florinda (Brenda Vaccaro) to Don Diego Vega (George Hamilton) in Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981): ''You know , as the Alcalde''s wife , I must play many, many roles, but the people only see the part I play in public. Only a few select friends know my private-parts .''
Breathless Mahoney (Madonna) to Dick Tracy (Warren Beatty) (1990): ''I know the feeling. You don''t know if you want to kiss me or hit me. I get a lot of that.''
Virgil Starkwell (Woody Allen) walking in the park with Louise (Janet Margolin) in Take the Money and Run (1969): ''All I know is, my heart was really pounding and I felt a funny tingling all over. I don''t know . I was either in-love or I had smallpox.''
King Shaw (George Murphy) and Johnny Brett (Fred Astaire) in Broadway Melody of 1940 (1940): - King Shaw: 'The more you know about women, the less you know about women.' - Johnny Brett: 'Maybe it's time you find out they're not all alike.'
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): 'Son, one of these days you're going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .' And later: 'Women and me don't agree.'
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .'' And later: ''Women and me don''t agree.''
King Shaw (George Murphy) and Johnny Brett (Fred Astaire) in Broadway Melody of 1940 (1940): - King Shaw: ''The more you know about women, the less you know about women.'' - Johnny Brett: ''Maybe it''s time you find out they''re not all alike.''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): 'Son, one of these days you're going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .' And later: 'Women and me don't agree.'
King Shaw (George Murphy) and Johnny Brett (Fred Astaire) in Broadway Melody of 1940 (1940): - King Shaw: 'The more you know about women, the less you know about women.' - Johnny Brett: 'Maybe it's time you find out they're not all alike.'
Therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) and mafia boss Paul Viti (Robert De Niro) in Analyze This (1999): - Dr. Sobel: 'You flew all-the-way to Miami because you were unable to have an erection? You know you can take a pill for that.' - Paul Viti: 'Nah, a pill's cheating . You start with that, the next thing you know you're installing a whole hydraulic system down-there . A hard-on should be achieved naturally or not at all.'
Therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) and mafia boss Paul Viti (Robert De Niro) in Analyze This (1999): - Dr. Ben Sobel: ''You flew all-the-way to Miami because you were unable to have an erection? You know you can take a pill for that.'' - Paul Viti: ''Nah, a pill''s cheating . You start with that, the next thing you know you''re installing a whole hydraulic system down-there . A hard-on should be achieved naturally or not at all.''
Rachel (Liza D''Agostino) and Loretta (Nancy Allison Wolfe) in Bar Girls (1994): - Rachel: ''Do you think I''m gay?'' - Loretta: ''What do you mean?'' - Rachel: ''Well, how do you know for sure?'' - Loretta: ''You just know that''s all. It''s like being French . Either you are or you''re not.''
Emily Ann Faulker/Rita Shawn (Kim Stanley) in The Goddess (1958): ''You know , my first husband used to tell me about how lonely he felt. Now I know what he meant. It''s like the whole world is off someplace else, like an echo.''
Breathless Mahoney (Madonna) to Dick Tracy (Warren Beatty) in Dick Tracy (1990): ''I know the feeling. You don''t know if you want to kiss me or hit me. I get a lot of that.''
'You know , as the Alcalde's wife , I must play many, many roles, but the people only see the part I play in public. Only a few select friends know my private-parts .' Florinda (Brenda Vaccaro) to Don Diego Vega (George Hamilton) in Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
''Suzanne sucks pussy! She''s a dyke . I know! I know! A lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!'' Reggie Dunlop in Slap Shot (1977)
Script-person (Hilary Gilford) and actress Nicole Springer (Catherine Keener) talking about Chad Palomino (James LeGros) in Living in Oblivion (1994) - Script: ''He''s wonderful, isn''t he? I wonder what his sign is. Do you know , Nicole?'' - Nicole: ''I don''t know his sign, but I think his moon is in Uranus.'' (Meaning: your anus .)
'You know , there's something about men... I don't know!' Julie (Carole Lombard) in In Name Only (1939).
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Virgil Starkwell (Woody Allen) walking in the park with Louise (Janet Margolin) in Take the Money and Run (1969): 'All I know is my heart was really pounding and I felt a funny tingling all over. I don't know . I was either in-love or I had smallpox.'
Vinny Day (Irene Dunne) about her husband Clare (William Powell) in Life with Father (1947): 'You know , I don't believe Clare has come-out and told me he loves me since we been married . Of course I know he does because I keep reminding him of it . You have to keep reminding them, Cora.'
Marie Browning/Slim (Lauren Bacall) to Harry Morgan/Steve (Humphrey Bogart) in To Have and Have Not (1944): ''I know! I know! You don''t give a hoot what I do , but when I do-it you get sore.''
The Girl (Marilyn Monroe) to Richard Sherman (Tom Ewell) in The Seven Year Itch (1955): ''You know , when it''s hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox .''
Kate (Meg Ryan) and Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Luc: ''You were how old when you lost it?'' - Kate: ''It? What it?'' - Luc: ''You know , it . It. Your flower .'' - Kate: ''My flower? Oh! My flower is none of your business .'' - Luc: ''I ask you because, you know , some people they rush toward the fatal moment, the body''s bursting to discover. Others they guard it like some precious gift and they wait, and wait, and wait.'' - Kate: ''You, I-suppose , rushed.'' - Luc: ''Like a bull .'' - Kate: ''Yeah, I have a picture in my mind. It''s very clear.''
Kate (Meg Ryan) and Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Luc: ''You were how old when you lost it?'' - Kate: ''It? What it?'' - Luc: ''You know , it . It. Your flower .'' - Kate: ''My flower? Oh! My flower is none of your business .'' - Luc: ''I ask you because, you know , some people they rush toward the fatal moment, the body''s bursting to discover. Others they guard it like some precious gift and they wait, and wait, and wait.'' - Kate: ''You, I-suppose , rushed.'' - Luc: ''Like a bull .'' - Kate: ''Yeah, I have a picture in my mind. It''s very clear.''
Sir August De Winter (Sean Connery) to Dr. Emma Peel (Uma Thrman) in The Avengers (1998): ''You know , one should never fear being wet .''
Sir August De Winter (Sean Connery) to Dr. Emma Peel (Uma Thrman) in The Avengers (1998): ''You know , one should never fear being wet .''
Larry (William Powell) to his wife Kay (Myrna Loy) in I Love You Again (1940): 'You know , a divorce can break-up a marriage .'
Ira Skitch (Will Rogers) to his son-in-law in Mr. Skitch (1933): 'A wife is a wonderful thing and no husband should be without one. Now, Harvey, I'm gonna give you a bit of advice from an old veteran husband to an amateur . The most dangerous year in married life is the first , then comes the second, and the third, and the fourth, and on down . Marriage is an institution. I've been an inmate of that institution long enough to know that the most successful marriage in one where the wife is the boss and don't know it .'
Harris K . Telemacher (Steve Martin) in L.A. Story (1991): 'Why is it that we don't always recognise the moment when love begins but we always know when it ends?'
Ira Skitch (Will Rogers) to his son-in-law in Mr. Skitch (1933): 'A wife is a wonderful thing and no husband should be without one. Now, Harvey, I'm gonna give you a bit of advice from an old veteran husband to an amateur . The most dangerous year in married life is the first , then comes the second, and the third, and the fourth, and on down . Marriage is an institution. I've been an inmate of that institution long enough to know that the most successful marriage in one where the wife is the boss and don't know it .'
Rudy Adams (Jean Harlow) to Gypsy (Dorothy Burgess) in Hold Your Man (1933): ''You know , you wouldn''t be a bad looking dame ... if it wasn''t for your face .''
Marilyn Monroe: ''I dont know who invented the high heel , but all women owe him a lot.''
Maria Ruskin (Melanie Griffith) to Sherman McCoy (Tom Hanks) in The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990): ''You know I''m a sucker for a soft dick , Sherman .''
Nina Borowsky (Jennifer Aniston) in Object Of My Affection (1998): ''Freud doesn''t know dick about women!''
Larry (William Powell) to his wife Kay (Myrna Loy) in I Love You Again (1940): ''You know , a divorce can break-up a marriage .''
Eugenia Lampert (Audrey Hepburn) inviting Peter Joshua (Cary Grant) in her room in Charade (1963): ''I don''t bite you know ... unless it''s called for.''
Philip Marlow (Dick Powell) to Ann Grayle (Anne Shirley) in Murder, My Sweet (1945): ''You know , that''s a cute nose, even if it is crooked. ''
Rudy Adams (Jean Harlow) to Gypsy (Dorothy Burgess) in Hold Your Man (1933): ''You know , you wouldn''t be a bad looking dame ... if it wasn''t for your face .''
Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) speaking of Cindy (Rita Moreno) in Carnal Knowledge (1971): ''You know her problem? She wants balls .''
Lauren Goodhue (Kelly Le Brock) toasting Ryan Harrison (Leslie Nielsen) in Wrongfully Accused (1998): ''Bottoms up! I know mine will be.''
'You know , you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything. You don't have to do anything. Not a thing . Oh! maybe just whistle . You know how to whistle , don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow .' Marie Browning/Slim (Lauren Bacall) to Harry Morgan/Steve (Humphrey Bogart) in To Have and Have Not (1944). This phrase is usually remembered as: If you want me, just whistle .
Jake Gittes (Jack Nicholson) reflecting in The Two Jakes (1990): ''Memories are like that, as unpredictable as nitro and you never know what''s going to set them off .''
Larry Haines (Bob Hope) to Karen Bentley (Madeleine Carroll) in My Favorite Blonde (1942): ''I don''t know anything about babies... the small kind.''
Mark Baker (Joshua Jackson) in Andre (1994): ''He''s not prejudiced, you know . He hates everybody.''
Linda La Hughes (Kathy Burke) in Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (1999): 'I wouldn't mind him putting his hand up my skirt and moving my lips , if you know what I mean.'
You know , one should never fear being wet .' August De Winter (Sean Connery) to Emma Peel (Uma Thurman) in The Avengers (1999)
Alice Munro (Binnie Barnes) to Hawkeye (Randolph Scott) in The Last of the Mohicans (1936): ''You know , it''s a very sad trail that leads to no one.''
Breck Coleman (John Wayne) to Ruth Cameron (Marguerite Churchill) who claims not like him in The Big Trail (1931): ''You know you can get sorta used to having somebody not like you.''
Lucy (Rosanna Arquette) in The Linguini Incident (1991): 'You know perfectly well new sex is like crack .'
Oscar Wilde (Nicholas Grace) in Salome's Last Dance (1988): 'As you know , I resist anything but temptation .'
Hickory, the Tin Woodsman (Jack Haley) in The Wizard of Oz (1939): ''Now I know I''ve got a heart , because it''s breaking. ''
Rudy Adams (Jean Harlow) to Gypsy (Dorothy Burgess) in Hold Your Man (1933): ''You know , you wouldn''t be a bad looking dame ... if it wasn''t for your face .''
Rudy Adams (Jean Harlow) to Gypsy (Dorothy Burgess) in Hold Your Man (1933): ''You know , you wouldn''t be a bad looking dame ... if it wasn''t for your face .''
Joke: ''Hit the dude in the balls , then you''ll know if he''s S or M .'' (sadist or masochist)
Philip Marlow (Dick Powell) to Ann Grayle (Anne Shirley) in Murder, My Sweet (1945): 'You know , that's a cute nose, even if it is crooked. '
Cynthia Purley (Brenda Blethyn) in Secrets & Lies (1995): 'I wouldn't know him if he stood up in my soup!'
Carrie Davenport (Courtenay Cox) and David Crown (Arye Gross) meeting in a basement bar where clients use a periscope to view passing women''s legs in The Opposite Sex. And How to Live With Them (1993): - Carrie: ''It''s not polite to spy.'' - David: ''I wasn''t spying. I was leering. '' - Carrie: ''You know , this thing reinforces bad viewing habits. You should learn to look at a woman as a whole .'' - David: ''Hey, listen, I''m way to enlightened to look at a woman like that.'' - Carrie: ''I meant as opposed to just half.'' - David: ''It''s a periscope in a bar . Lighten up!'' - Carrie: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.'' - David: ''Oh, too bad , I''m Jewish. May I buy you a drink?'' - Carrie: ''I don''t think so.'' - David: ''The whole you?''
Carrie Davenport (Courtenay Cox) and David Crown (Arye Gross) meeting in a basement bar where clients use a periscope to view passing women''s legs in The Opposite Sex. And How to Live With Them (1993): - Carrie: ''It''s not polite to spy.'' - David: ''I wasn''t spying. I was leering. '' - Carrie: ''You know , this thing reinforces bad viewing habits. You should learn to look at a woman as a whole .'' - David: ''Hey, listen, I''m way to enlightened to look at a woman like that.'' - Carrie: ''I meant as opposed to just half.'' - David: ''It''s a periscope in a bar . Lighten up!'' - Carrie: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.'' - David: ''Oh, too bad , I''m Jewish. May I buy you a drink?'' - Carrie: ''I don''t think so.'' - David: ''The whole you?''
Carrie (Courtenay Cox) and David (Arye Gross) in The Opposite Sex (1993): - Carrie Davenport: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David Crown: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie Davenport: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.''
Barmaid Sal (Lynnie Godfrey) to her friend V.I. Warshawski (Kathleen Turner) who has Murray troubles in V.I. Warshawski (1991): ''The man is a slut . We know this. Have libido , will travel.''
Junior (Bob Hope) and Ebeneezer (Paul E. Burns) speaking about Mike (Jane Russell) a performer in Son of Paleface (1952): - Junior: ''She''s really got it!'' - Ebeneezer: ''She''s got what?'' - Junior: ''I don''t know but if we could bottle it we could make a fortune.''
Jim Scott (William Lundigan) in Love Nest (1951): ''I don''t know what old Charlie''s got, but I wish I could bottle it . We''d make a fortune.''
Jim Scott (William Lundigan) in Love Nest (1951): ''I don''t know what old Charlie''s got, but I wish I could bottle it . We''d make a fortune.''
Junior (Bob Hope) and Ebeneezer (Paul E. Burns) speaking about Mike (Jane Russell) a performer in Son of Paleface (1952): - Junior: ''She''s really got it!'' - Ebeneezer: ''She''s got what?'' - Junior: ''I don''t know but if we could bottle it we could make a fortune.''
Michael (Jeff Goldlum) and Sam (Tom Berenger) in The Big Chill (1983): - Michael: 'I don't know anyone who could get-through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex .' - Sam: 'Ah, come-on . Nothing's more important than sex .? - Michael: 'Oh, yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?'
Carrie (Courtenay Cox) and David (Arye Gross) in The Opposite Sex (1993): - Carrie Davenport: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David Crown: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie Davenport: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.''
Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) and Denise (Toni Hudson) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy:'Our parents are gone for two weeks. Do you know what that means? Their king size bed is empty.' - Denise:'I think that if you and I were the last man and woman on earth the human race would die out .'
Nick Gardenia (Chevy Chase) and his ex-wife Glenda Park (Goldie Hawn) in Seems Like Old Times (1980). - Nick: 'You know , your eyes lit up the moment you saw me again.' - Glenda: 'That battery's been dead a long time.'
Addison (George Sanders) and Eve (Anne Baxter) in All About Eve (1950): - Addison DeWitt: 'What do you take me for?' - Eve Harrington: 'I don't know that I'd take you for anything.'
Rockland (John Wayne) to his would-be girlfriend (Ella Raines) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): 'You might as well know right now that no woman is going to get me hog-tied and branded. '
Gus/Augusta Mally (Sondra Locke) to Ben Shockley (Clint Eastwood) in The Gauntlet (1977): ''You know every woman has her thing about men. Something that turns her on? With me it''s hands, strong hands, like yours.''
Barry (Ryan Phillippe) in I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997): ''You two should look at a mirror sometime. You look like shit run over twice.''
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) in Murder by Death (1976). - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
Jack Carter (Michael Caine) in Get Carter (1971): ''You know , I''d almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.''
Mamma Rose (Bette Midler) in in the TV-movie Gypsy (1993): ''Some men have called me an ecdysiast . Do you know what that means? An ecdysiast is one who, or that which, sheds it''s skin . In vulgar parlance, a stripper . But I''m not a stripper . At these prices, I''m an ecdysiast .''
Mamma Rose (Bette Midler) in in the TV-movie Gypsy (1993): ''Some men have called me an ecdysiast . Do you know what that means? An ecdysiast is one who, or that which, sheds it''s skin . In vulgar parlance, a stripper . But I''m not a stripper . At these prices, I''m an ecdysiast .''
Jacqueline Bisset in Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills (1989): ''And you know what? He''ll suck your box until your nose bleeds. ''
Josh (Paul Rudd) and his half-sister Cher Hamilton (Alicia Silverstone) in Clueless (1995): - Josh:'You know , if I ever saw you doing anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.' - Cher:'Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.'
Ambrose Bierce (Gregory Peck) to Harriet Winslow (Jane Fonda) in Old Gringo (1989): 'Man, as you know , is one of the most pathetic creatures on earth, condemned to a desire that contradicts all the laws of nature, to close the gap between two human beings. Some call this desire of love , and it is desperately impossible to satisfy.'
Bernadine/Bernie (Angela Bassett) being divorced after 11 years with John in Waiting to Exhale (1995): 'You know what's funny. I always thought if I gave him what he needed he'd give me what I need. It's amazing what can happen when you give a man control over your life .'
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to Annie (Diane Keaton) in Annie Hall (1977): 'A relationship , I think, is like a shark. You know , it has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we have on our hands is a dead shark.'
Stella Purdy (Stella Stevens) to Julius Kelp/Buddy Love (Jerry Lewis) in The Nutty Professor (1963): ''I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a lifelong romance and after watching you I know that you and you will be very happy together.''
Eunice Burns (Madeline Kahn) and her fianc Howard Bannister (Ryan O''Neal) in What''s Up, Doc? (1972): - Eunice: ''I''m not looking for romance , Howard. I''m looking for something more important than that. Something stronger. As the years go by romance fades and something else takes it''s place . Do you know what that is?'' - Howard:''Senility?'' - Eunice: ''Trust!!!''
Benjy Stone (Mark Linn-Baker) and Alan Swan (Peter O''Toole) about women in general in My Favorite Year (1982): - Benjy:''I don''t know what she wants.'' - Alan:''Romance, Stone. That''s the only thing we can be sure they all want.''
Huey Walker (Dennis Hopper) in Flashback (1989); ''Guess what? You''re having free sex right now. You''re getting screwed and you don''t even know it .''
Huey Walker (Dennis Hopper) in Flashback (1989); ''Guess what? You''re having free sex right now. You''re getting screwed and you don''t even know it .''
Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue (1984): ''Sex comes from the Latin secare, "to cut or divide," and we first used the word to designate the two major categories of humanity we have come to know and love as male and female. We later used the word sex not only for dividing the sexes, but to refer to qualities of being male or female.'
Chichi Rodriquez (John Leguizamo) to Vita Boheme (Patrick Swayze) in To Wong Foo. Thanks for Everything. Julie Newmar (1995): ''Vita, you know , you''re not a queen because you rule people or you sit-on-the-throne , baby , you''re a queen because you couldn''t cut it as a man so you had to put on a dress.''
In Corrina, Corrina (1994) Mrs. Washington (Whoopie Goldberg) is listening to television: - A TV ad : ''Would YOU like to be queen for a day?'' - Corrina: ''I knew a guy in my neighborhood who wanted to be queen-for-a-day , and you know what happened to him, don''t you?''
Bernie (James Belushi) to Joan (Elizabeth Perkins) in About Last Night... (1986) ''You know something, Joan, if you didn''t have a pussy there''d be a bounty on your head .''
Bernie (James Belushi) to Joan (Elizabeth Perkins) in About Last Night... (1986) ''You know something, Joan, if you didn''t have a pussy there''d be a bounty on your head .''
Joey O'Brien (Robin Williams) flirting with a co-worker in Cadillac Man (1990): - Joey:'You and me... It's time we got-something going. I'm free tonight.' - Woman:'Oh, I'd like that, Joey, but I think I'd rather eat worms and die .' - Joey:'Hey! You know my worm doesn't have a hook .'
Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder) before shooting her ex-boyfriend Jason Dean/J.D. (Christian Slater) in Heathers (1989): - Veronica :'Do you know what I want, babe?' - Jason:'What?' - Veronica : 'Cool guys like you out of my life .'
Jonathan Moore (Anthony Edwards) and Manolo (Nick Corri) in Gotcha! (1985): - Jonathan: ''It''s hopeless, Manolo, I''m never going to get-laid .'' - Manolo: ''Although that thought may be of great comfort to the women of the world , Mr. Moore, as a future veterinarian, you should know that every dog eventually has his day.''
Agatha (Lucille Ball) to the butler Humphrey (Bob Hope) in Fancy Pants (1950): - Agatha Floud: ''The first time I saw you I said to myself: ''Here''s a dirty , low-down, lilly-livered coyote . Then, as I got to know you better, I figured you for a filthy, sneaking rat .'' - Humphrey Brinstead: ''I grow-on people like that.''
Michael (Peter O''Toole) in What''s New Pussycat? (1965): ''I know you''ll think this is crazy, but, when the light hits me in a certain direction, I''m handsome .''
Annie (Diane Keaton) relating her conversation with her analyst to Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977) - Annie:''Then she mentioned penis-envy . Do you know about that?'' - Alvy: ''Me?! I''m one of the few males who suffer from that.''
Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) and William Thacker (Hugh Grant) in Notting Hill (1999): - Anna: ''You have big feet. (...) You know what they say about men with big feet.'' - William: ''No. What''s that?'' - Anna: ''Big feet... large shoes.''
George Roundy (Warren Beatty) on women in Shampoo (1975): ''I mean, face it , we''re always trying to nail them and they know it . They don''t like it . They like it and they don''t like it .''
''What do you know about love , nymphonese? If I didn?t have you chained to this wall no man in this town would be safe .'' Doctor Malaqua (Joseph Bologna) to vampire (with false teeth) Odette (Geena Davis) in Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
''Do you know that she makes forty-five dollars a week and sends her mother a hundred of it .'' Ann Lowell/Anytime Annie (Ginger Rogers) maligning a co-dancer in 42nd Street (1933).
Kitty Packard (Jean Harlow) and Carlotta Vance (Marie Dressler) in Dinner at Eight (1933): - Kitty: ''I was reading a book the other day. (...) It''s all about civilization or something, a nutty kind of book. Do you know that the guy said that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?'' - Carlotta: ''Oh, dear, that''s something you need never worry about.''
Odette (Judith Vosselli) and Lulu (Marjorie Rambeau) in Inspiration (1931): - Odette: ''There are tricks in every trade .'' - Lulu:''You ought to know , dearest, you''re trade is the oldest.''
''What do you know about love , nymphonese? If I didn?t have you chained to this wall no man in this town would be safe .'' Doctor Malaqua (Joseph Bologna) to vampire (with false teeth) Odette (Geena Davis) in Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
''Do you know that she makes forty-five dollars a week and sends her mother a hundred of it .'' Ann Lowell/Anytime Annie (Ginger Rogers) maligning a co-dancer in 42nd Street (1933).
Odette (Judith Vosselli) and Lulu (Marjorie Rambeau) in Inspiration (1931): - Odette: ''There are tricks in every trade .'' - Lulu:''You ought to know , dearest, you''re trade is the oldest.''
Kitty Packard (Jean Harlow) and Carlotta Vance (Marie Dressler) in Dinner at Eight (1933): - Kitty: ''I was reading a book the other day. (...) It''s all about civilization or something, a nutty kind of book. Do you know that the guy said that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?'' - Carlotta: ''Oh, dear, that''s something you need never worry about.''
Fred Boynton (Christopher Eigeman) in Barcelona (1994): ''You are far weirder than someone merely into S & M . At least they have a tradition. We have some idea what S & M is about. There''s movies and books about it . But so far as I know , there is nothing to explain the way you are.''
Ellis (Dan Aykroyd) and Mac (Gene Hackman) in Loose Cannons (1990): - Ellis Fielding: '' S & M club? Like sadism and masochism?'' - MacArthur Stern: ''Yeah, you know , you scratch my back , I''ll scratch yours, only real hard.''
Maria (Ingrid Bergman) to Robert Jordan (Gary Cooper) in For Whom the Bell Tolls (1943): ''I don''t know how to kiss ... or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?''
John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947): ''I don''t know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .''
John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947): 'I don't know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .'
A typical Fishism by Richard Fish (Greg Germann) from the TV series Ally McBeal (1997): 'You know , I had a great aunt once who said if you stare at a beautiful woman too long, you turn to stone. She was partially right.'
Dr. Seward (Harvey Korman) about the lunatic Renfield in Dracula. Dead and Loving It (1995): ''Give him an enema and then put him in a straightjacket. No! Wait! Put him in a straightjacket first , then give him an enema .'' Later he calls it : ''Give him a you-know-what .''
Maggie (Meg Ryan) about her ex-boyfriend in Addicted to Love (1997): ''You know Sam, most French men are small. But not this guy . It''s like Godzilla''s tail! He could take out all of Tokyo with that thing!''
John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947): 'I don't know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .'
Marina Rudd (Elizabeth Taylor) and Lola Brewster (Kim Novak) in The Mirror Crack''d (1980): - Marina: ''Lola, darling , you know there are only two things I dislike about you.'' - Lola: ''Really? What are they?'' - Marina: ''Your face .''
Guy Mann (Jonathan Banks) and Gwen Leonard (Sharon Lawrence) who kisses him in the TV series Fired Up (1997): - Guy: ''You know , you have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince.'' - Gwen: ''There, one frog closer.''
Murray (Donald Faison) to Cher Hamilton (Alicia Silverstone) about her friend in Clueless (1995): ''Your man Christian is a cake-boy. (...) He''s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holder friend of Dorothy. Know what I''m saying?''
Lena O''Connor (Thelma Ritter) stuffing the bra of a model in A New Kind of Love (1963): ''More men have promised to love , honor and obey a good set of sponge rubbers than they''ll ever know .''
Brick Pollit (Paul Newman) to his father Big Daddy (Burl Ives) in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958): ''You don''t know what love is. To you, it''s just another four-letter-word .''
Caroline (Andie MacDowell) and Charles (Hugh Grant) in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1993): - Carrie: ''Why do you think it''s called honeymoon?'' - Charles: ''Hmmm, I don''t know . I-suppose it''s honey because it''s sweet as honey and moon because it''s the first time a husband got to see his wife''s bottom .''
Forrest (Rachel Ward) to Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin) in Dead Men Don''t Wear Plaid (1982): ''If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don''t you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles. ''
Murray (Donald Faison) to Cher Hamilton (Alicia Silverstone) about her friend in Clueless (1995): ''Your man Christian is a cake-boy. (...) He''s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holder friend of Dorothy. Know what I''m saying?''
Cathy (Doris Day) and Connie (Audrey Meadows) in That Touch of Mink (1962): - Cathy Timberleg: ''He didn''t say he was in-love .'' - Connie Emerson: ''How could he? It''s like having a baby , the man is always the last to know .''
Ouiser Boudreaux (Shirley MacLaine) in Steel Magnolias (1989): ''You know , I used to think you were crazy for marrying that man . Then, for a few years, I thought you were butting for punishment. Now I realise you must be on a mission from God.''
Junior (Bob Hope) and Ebeneezer (Paul E. Burns) speaking about Mike (Jane Russell) a performer in Son of Paleface (1952): - Junior: ''She''s really got it!'' - Ebeneezer: ''She''s got what?'' - Junior: ''I don''t know but if we could bottle it we could make a fortune.''
Jim Scott (William Lundigan) in Love Nest (1951): ''I don''t know what old Charlie''s got, but I wish I could bottle it . We''d make a fortune.''
Colleen Sutton (Priscilla Presley) and Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): - Colleen: ''Nothing offends me. When I was eleven I walked in on my father with the Shetland pony he gave me for my tenth birthday . Does that excite you?'' - Fairlane: ''I don''t know . I never met your father.''
Barmaid Sal (Lynnie Godfrey) to her friend V.I. Warshawski (Kathleen Turner) who has Murray troubles in V.I. Warshawski (1991): ''The man is a slut . We know this. Have libido , will travel.''
Ratso Rizzo (Dustin Hoffman) to Joe-Buck (Jon Voight) in Midnight Cowboy (1969): ''The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and cocoanut milk . Did you know that? That''s a fact .''
Ernie Pitts (Carl Anthony Payne II) in Black and White (1998): ''You know what they say about broads in uniform, don''t you? They''re either nymphos, lesbos or psychos!''
Harry Anders (Michael Caine) and Stacey Mensdorf (Sean Young) in Blue Ice (1992): - Harry: ''I knew a girl like you once and I felt the same way about her as I feel about you. I didn''t know whether to love her or hate her.'' - Stacey: ''So what did you do?'' - Harry: ''A little of both.''
Pirate Jamie Waring/Jamie Boy (Tyrone Power) and Lady Margaret Danby (Maureen O''Hara) in The Black Swan (1942): ''I didn''t know a woman could do this to a man , to make him itch to strangle her one minute and marry her the next.''
China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935): ''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .''
Bernie La Plante (Dustin Hoffman) in Hero (1992): ''The thing about kids is, they''re so young they don''t know nothing yet. When you''re a kid, you think you''re gonna grow up to be a wonderful person, instead of an asshole like everybody else.''
William Parrish (Antony Hopkins) and Joe Black (Brad Pitt) in Meet Joe Black (1998): - William Parrish: ''Do you know about money?'' - Joe Black: ''It can''t buy happiness?''
SS Colonel Herbert Kappler (Christopher Plummer) to Monsignor Hugh O''Flaherty (Gregory Peck) in The Scarlet and the Black (1983): ''I know what humanity is. It''s one half with the power and the will to use it and the other-half only cattle to be led.''
Hud (Paul Newman) in Hud (1963): ''How many honest men do you know? You take the sinners away from the saints, you''re lucky to end up with Abraham Lincoln.''
Claire Lipkin (Jacqueline Bisset) in Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills (1989): 'And you know what? He'll suck your box until your nose bleeds. '
Duffy (Gene Wilder) and Dr. Benjamin (David Margulies) inFunny About Love (1990): - Duffy: ''You want me to put some sperm into this little cup?'' - Doctor: ''That''s right, Mr. Bergman. (...)'' - Duffy: ''Wait a minute! You know , you make this sound easy, but I''ve never done this before.'' - Doctor: ''Come, come , Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Twice!? You want me to do-it twice. We''ll be here all day.''
Paul (John Malkovich) in Shadows and Fog (1992): ''I never do-it with a whore . You start out with a burning desire and you end up in the morning with a burning sensation, if you know what I mean.''
Charlie Bales (Steve Martin) in the balcony scene with Roxanne Kowalski (Daryl Hannah) in Roxanne (1987): - Charlie : 'There's a tiny word. It's not a noun, it's not a verb, it's not an adjective. I don't know what it is, but if you said it to me tonight all the blackness would go away and you and I would be connected by a tunnel of light .' - Roxanne: 'What's the word, Chris?' - Charlie : 'Yes.'
Kate (Meg Ryan) and Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Luc: ''You were how old when you lost it?'' - Kate: ''It? What it?'' - Luc: ''You know , it . It. Your flower .''-- Kate: ''My flower?''
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) contradicting him in Murder by Death (1976): - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
Tod (Keanu Reeves) in Parenthood (1989): ''You know , Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog or drive a car. Hell! you need a license to catch a fish but they''ll let any butt-mean asshole be a father.''
Pat Cooper (Wendy Hiller) to John Malcolm (Burt Lancaster) about his relation with his ex-wife Ann Shankland (Rita Hayworth) in Separate Tables (1958): ''Well, there''s not much to choose between you two, is there? When you''re together, you slash each other to pieces, when you''re apart, you slash yourselves to pieces. '' A form of reconciliation is achieved at the end of the movie with this dialogue: - John: ''You know , don''t you Ann, that we don''t have very much hope together.'' - Ann: ''Have we all that much apart?''
Pirate Jamie Waring/Jamie Boy (Tyrone Power) and Lady Margaret Danby (Maureen O''Hara) in The Black Swan (1942): ''I didn''t know a woman could do this to a man , to make him itch to strangle her one minute and marry her the next.''
'Bottoms up! I know mine will be.' Lauren Goodhue (Kelly Le Brock) toasting Ryan Harrison (Leslie Nielsen) in Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Thief and con man William Shaw (Matthew Modine) dancing with a richly bejewelled lady in Cutthroat Island (1995) - Shaw: 'I'm a medical man , a doctor.' - Lady: 'Oh, my! (...) With higher anatomy you must know a great deal about the human body.' - Shaw: 'Indeed, madam . Every bit of it . All the ins and outs. In medecine it is our obligation to probe to the very bottom of things. '
'If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles. ' Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward) to Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin) in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Oliver Webb (Walter Connelly) and Owen O''Malley (Roscoe Karns) speaking of director Oscar Jaffe''s (John Barrymore) obsession with stage star Lily Garland/Mildred Plotka (Carole Lombard) in Twentieth Century (1934): - Oliver:''Do you know how much he paid for long distance calls to Hollywood last year? Eighteen hundred bucks! And she hung-up-on him every time.'' - Owen:''In some Humpty Dumpty way that was true-love .''
Maggy (Mary Cecil) in The Women (1939): ''You know , the first man who can think up a good explanation how he can be in-love-with his wife and another woman is going to win that prize they''re always giving out in Sweden.''
Richard (Don Galloway) to Sam (Tom Berenger) and Nick (William Hurt) in The Big Chill (1983): ''The thing about kids is their instant priorities. You know you have to protect them and provide for them and sometimes it means your life isn''t exactly the way you want it to be. But you set your priorities and that''s the way life is.''
Harry Anders (Michael Caine) and Stacey Mansdorf (Sean Young) in Blue Ice (1992): - Harry:''I knew a girl like you once and I felt the same way about her as I feel about you. I didn''t know whether to love her or hate her.'' - Stacey:''So what did you do?'' - Harry:''A little of both.''
Ernie Pitts (Carl Anthony Payne II) in Black and White (1998): ''You know what they say about broads in uniform, don''t you? They''re either nymphos, lesbos or psychos!''
Doctor Malaqua (Joseph Bologna) to vampire (with false teeth) Odette (Geena Davis) in Transylvania 6-5000 (1985): ''What do you know about love , nymphonese (nympho-knees?). If I didn''t have you chained to this wall no man in this town would be safe .''
Finn (Winona Ryder) to Marianna (Alfre Woodard) in How to Make an American Quilt (1995): ''Monogamy is really an unnatural state that''s been forced on us for centuries by screwed up religious leaders who are completely out of touch with their own sexuality. You know what I mean?''
''I blame not Heather but rather a society that tells it''s youth that the answers can be found in the MTV video games. We must pray that the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that Righteous Dude who can solve their problems. It''s Jesus Christ and He''s in the book.'' Father Ripper (Glenn Shadix) at Heather Chandler''s (Kim Walker) funeral mass after her apparent suicide in Heathers (1989)
Gilda Mundson (Rita Hayworth) and Uncle Pio (Steven Geray) in Gilda (1946): - Gilda: ''Got a light?'' - Pio:''Yes, Mrs. Mundson. It''s so crowded and yet so lonely, isn''t it?'' - Gilda: ''How did you know?'' - Pio:''You smoke too much. I noticed. Only frustrated people smoke too much and only lonely people are frustrated.''
Jezebel Dezire (Ann-Margret), showing a lot of cleavage when bending over the rolling bar , and Lou Peckinpaugh (Peter Falk) in The Cheap Detecive (1978). - Jezebel : 'Won't you join me in a little drinky? What's your peasure?' - Lou: 'What you got there looks good.' - Jezebel : 'I know , but I thought you'd like a little drink first .'
'With a binding like you've got, people are going to want to know what's in the book.' Jerry Mulligan (Gene Kelly) to Lise Bouvier (Leslie Caron) in An American in Paris (1951)
Jacqueline Bisset in Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills (1989): ''And you know what? He''ll suck your box until your nose bleeds. ''
Bob Weston (Tony Curtis) to psychologist Helen Gurley Brown (Natalie Wood) in Sex and the Single Girl (1964): ''She''d hit the ceiling if she thought you and me were sitting here alone. You know what she''d figure? She''d figure a broad as pretty as you as got to be on-the-make .''
The Fool (Woody Allen) trying to open the Queen''s (Lynn Redgrave) chastity-belt in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex" *But Were Afraid to Ask* (1972): ''With most grievous dispatch I will open the latch and get to her snatch .''
Mark (Dabney Coleman) and Darcy (Patti D''Arbanville) in Modern Problems (1981): - Mark: ''I seem to know instinctively when two people have the right chemistry and as far as I''m concerned, you and I, we''re magic.'' - Darcy: ''Well, then, I''ll just disappear.''
Jan (Doris Day) and Jonathan (Tony Randall) in Pillow Talk (1959): - Jan Morrow: ''Jonathan, I just don''t happen to love you.'' - Jonathan Forbes: ''How do you know? Love isn''t an opinion, it''s a chemical reaction.''
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977): ''Lyndon Johnson is a politician. You know the ethics those guys have. It''s like a notch underneath child-molesters. ''
Bergman (Gene Wilder) and Dr. Benjamin (David Margulies) in Funny About Love (1990): - Duffy: ''You want me to put some sperm into this little cup?'' - Doctor: ''That''s right, Mr. Bergman. (...)'' - Duffy: ''Wait a minute! You know , you make this sound easy, but I''ve never done this before.'' - Doctor: ''Come, come , Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Twice!? You want me to do-it twice. We''ll be here all day.''
''You know something? When a woman looks as pretty as sunup, then she''s really pretty.'' Ben Allison (Clark Gable) to Nella Turner (Jane Russell) in The Tall Men (1955)
''Don''t you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty. You might not marry a girl because she''s pretty but my goodness, doesn''t it help.'' Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe) in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
''The world is changing, but two things remain constant. (...) Youth, and beauty . You know they''re really one and the same thing .'' Dudley (Cary Grant), an angel , to Julia Brougham (Loretta Young) in The Bishop''s Wife (1947)
Colleen Sutton (Priscilla Presley) and Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): - Colleen Sutton: ''Nothing offends me. When I was eleven I walked in on my father with the Shetland pony he gave me for my tenth birthday . Does that excite you?'' - Ford Fairlane: ''I don''t know . I never met your father.''
David Larrabee (Greg Kinnear) and Linus Larrabee (Harrison Ford) in Sabrina (1995) - David: ''She''s a real woman , not a, you know .'' - Linus: ''Transvestite?'' - David: ''No, she''s not a bimbo .''
Mary Rutledge (Miriam Hopkins) upon learning that her fianc, Dan Morgan, is dead in Barbary Coast (1935): ''I don''t know why I cry, Colonel Cobb, but that''s what men expect of women, isn''t it? That they should cry.''
Doris Mann (Shirley MacLaine) to her daughter Suzanne Vale (Meryl Streep) in Postcards from the Edge (1990):''You know , I do not mind getting old. I never thought I''d live this long anyway. What I do mind is looking old.''
Colleen Sutton (Priscilla Presley) and Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): - Colleen: ''Nothing offends me. When I was eleven I walked in on my father With the Shetland pony he gave me for my tenth birthday . Does that excite you?'' - Fairlane: ''I don''t know . I never met your father.''
Bernie La Plante (Dustin Hoffman) in Hero (1992): ''The thing about kids is, they''re so young they don''t know nothing yet. When you''re a kid, you think you''re gonna grow up to be a wonderful person, instead of an asshole like everybody else.''
Waldo Lydecker (Clifton Webb) to Det. Mark McPherson (Dana Andrews) in Laura (1944): - Waldo: ''Did you ever know a woman who wasn''t a doll or a dame?'' - Mark: ''Yes, one, but she kept walking me past furniture windows to look at the parlor suites.''
Alabama (Patricia Arquette) to Clarence Worley (Christian Slater) in True Romance (1993): ''Please shut up! I''m trying to come-clean , okay? I''ve been a call-girl for exactly four days and you''re my third customer. I want you to know that I''m not damaged-goods . I''m not what they call Florida white trash. I''m a good person and when it comes to relationships, I''m one-hundred percent, I''m one hundred percent... monogamous .''
''You know Effie. When she gets riled up , she''''l fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites. '' Egbert Floud (Charlie Ruggles) speaking of his wife in Ruggles of Red Gap (1935)
Sherri Klugman (Barbara Howard) and Nora Baker (Dudan Sarandon) in White Palace (1990): - Sherri: ''You know , our Max is quite a catch . How did you manage it?'' - Nora: ''I give a good blowjob, I guess.'' - Sherri: ''Hmm... I bet you do!'' - Nora: ''And I bet you don''t.''
Claire Lipkin (Jacqueline Bisset) in Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills (1989): ''And you know what? He''ll suck your box until your nose bleeds. ''
Waldo Lydecker (Clifton Webb) to Det. Mark McPherson (Dana Andrews) in Laura (1944): - Waldo: ''Did you ever know a woman who wasn''t a doll or a dame?'' - Mark: ''Yes, one, but she kept walking me past furniture windows to look at the parlor suites.''
Chichi Rodriquez (John Leguizamo) to Vita Boheme (Patrick Swayze) in To Wong Foo. Thanks for Everything. Julie Newmar (1995): ''Vita, you know , you''re not a queen because you rule people or you sit-on-the-throne , baby , you''re a queen because you couldn''t cut it as a man so you had to put on a dress.''
Nella Turner (Jane Russell) to Stack (Robert Ryan) in The Tall Men (1955): ''You know , for a fellah who doesn''t do much talking, you''ve got real busy eyes . It''s not that I mind being stared at. That''s part of being a female. But I don''t like to be weighed, measured and counted.''
Jack Carter (Michael Caine) in Get Carter (1971): ''You know , I''d almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.''
Pool husther Vince (Tom Cruise), Carmen (Mary E. Mastrantonio) in The Color of Money (1986): - Vince: ''Carmen, I''m playing here!'' - Carmen: ''Yeah! I know! Listen, you win one more game you''re gonna be humping your fist for a long time. O .K. Vincent?''
Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O''Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): ''I believe in Rhett Butler. He''s the only cause I know .''
Jack Burns (Kirk Douglas) to his childhood sweetheart Jerri Bondi (Gena Rowlands) in Lonely are the Brave (1962): ''I''m a loner, clear down deep to my guts. Know what a loner is? He''s a born cripple. He''s cripple because the only person he can live with is himself. It''s his life the way he wants to live. It''s all-for him.''
Charles (Timothy Hutton) who broke his engagement to Kate (Meg Ryan) after falling head-over-heels in-love-with a French girl in Paris in French Kiss (1995): - Charles: ''I feel so totally, horribly guilty.'' - Kate: ''Oh, listen, don''t feel guilty because then I''ll start feeling guilty that I made you feel guilty, and... You know , actually, that was the old me. Just feel guilty. Swim in it till your fingers get all pruny.''
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) contradicting him in Murder by Death (1976): - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
Retired actress Carlotta Vance (Marie Dressler) in Dinner at Eight (1933): ''If there''s one thing I know it''s men. I ought to. It''s been my life work .''
''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .'' China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935)
Effingham Bellweather (W.C. Fields) in The Golf Specialist (1930): - Effingham: ''You know , I''ve never struck a woman in my life .'' - Golf buddy : ''You haven''t?'' - Effingham: ''Not even my own mother .''
Benjy Stone (Mark Linn-Baker) and Alan Swan (Peter O''Toole) about women in general in My Favorite Year (1982): - BenjyStone:''I don''t know what she wants.'' - Alan Swan:''Romance, Stone. That''s the only thing we can be sure they all want.''
Pvt. Judy Benjamin (Goldie Hawn) who after two marriages (one lasting 6 six weeks, the other 6 hours), finally has an orgasm (after 6 hours) with Henrie Trmont (Armand Assante) in Private Benjamin (1980): 'Now I know what I've been faking all these years.'
Pvt. Judy Benjamin (Goldie Hawn) who after two marriages (one lasting 6 six weeks, the other 6 hours), finally has an orgasm (after 6 hours) with Henrie Trmont (Armand Assante) in Private Benjamin (1980): ''Now I know what I''ve been faking all these years.''
Benjy Stone (Mark Linn-Baker) and Alan Swan (Peter O''Toole) about women in general in My Favorite Year (1982): - BenjyStone:''I don''t know what she wants.'' - Alan Swan:''Romance, Stone. That''s the only thing we can be sure they all want.''
Harry Anders (Michael Caine) and Stacey Mensdorf (Sean Young) in Blue Ice (1992): - Harry: 'I knew a girl like you once and I felt the same way about her as I feel about you. I didn't know whether to love her or hate her.' - Stacey: 'So what did you do?' - Harry: 'A little of both.'
Tom Watson (Bud Abbott) and George Bell (Lou Costello) in Lost in Alaska (1952): - Tom: 'George, do you know my wife's an angel?' - George: 'You're lucky. Mine's living.'
''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .'' China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935)
Effingham Bellweather (W.C. Fields) in The Golf Specialist (1930): - Effingham: ''You know , I''ve never struck a woman in my life .'' - Golf buddy : ''You haven''t?'' - Effingham: ''Not even my own mother .''
Benjy Stone (Mark Linn-Baker) and Alan Swan (Peter O''Toole) about women in general in My Favorite Year (1982): - BenjyStone:''I don''t know what she wants.'' - Alan Swan:''Romance, Stone. That''s the only thing we can be sure they all want.''
''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .'' China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935)
Effingham Bellweather (W.C. Fields) in The Golf Specialist (1930): - Effingham: ''You know , I''ve never struck a woman in my life .'' - Golf buddy : ''You haven''t?'' - Effingham: ''Not even my own mother .''
Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward) to Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin) in Dead Men Don''t Wear Plaid (1982): ''If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don''t you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles. ''
Hannah (Mia Farrow) and Mickey (Woody Allen) after being told that Mickey''s sperm count is too low for procreation in Hannah and Her Sisters (1986): - Hannah: ''Could you have ruined yourself somehow?'' - Mickey : ''How could I ruin myself?'' - Hannah: ''I don''t know . Excessive masturbation?'' - Mickey : ''Hey! You gonna start knocking my hobbies?''
Duffy (Gene Wilder) and Dr. Benjamin (David Margulies) in Funny About Love (1990): - Duffy: ''You want me to put some sperm into this little cup?'' - Doctor: ''That''s right, Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Wait a minute! You know , you make this sound easy, but I''ve never done this before.'' - Doctor: ''Come, come , Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Twice!? You want me to do-it twice. We''ll be here all day.''
Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward) to Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin) in Dead Men Don''t Wear Plaid (1982): ''If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don''t you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles. ''
Duffy (Gene Wilder) and Dr. Benjamin (David Margulies) in Funny About Love (1990): - Duffy: ''You want me to put some sperm into this little cup?'' - Doctor: ''That''s right, Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Wait a minute! You know , you make this sound easy, but I''ve never done this before.'' - Doctor: ''Come, come , Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Twice!? You want me to do-it twice. We''ll be here all day.''
Hannah (Mia Farrow) and Mickey (Woody Allen) after being told that Mickey''s sperm count is too low for procreation in Hannah and Her Sisters (1986): - Hannah: ''Could you have ruined yourself somehow?'' - Mickey : ''How could I ruin myself?'' - Hannah: ''I don''t know . Excessive masturbation?'' - Mickey : ''Hey! You gonna start knocking my hobbies?''
Marlene Dietrich, as Erica Von Schluetow, to Jean Arthur as Phoebe Frost in A Foreign Affair (1948): 'You know this game of love , if you want to take the advice of an old gambler, some poeple are lucky at-it , some people are jinx; you shouldn't even sit down at the table.'
The Oracle to Neo (Keanu Reeves) in The Matrix (1999): 'Being the one is just like being in-love . No one can tell you you're in-love . You just know it , through and through, balls to bones .'
Barry (Ryan Phillippe) in I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997): ''You two should look at a mirror sometime. You look like shit run over twice.''
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) in Murder by Death (1976). - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
Jack Carter (Michael Caine) in Get Carter (1971): ''You know , I''d almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.''
Retired actress Carlotta Vance (Marie Dressler) in Dinner at Eight (1933): ''If there''s one thing I know it''s men. I ought to. It''s been my life work .''
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diana: 'You know , Chester, you're the sort of man that I could love .' - Chester: 'Could you?' - Diana: 'Oh yes , I could, Chester. I could love you body and soul.' - Chester: 'They're available , in that order.'
Jerry Warrimer (Cary Grant) just before falling prey to such suspicions himself in The Awful Truth (1937: ''That''s the trouble with most marriages today. People are always imagining things. The road to Reno is paved with suspicions. The first thing you know they all end up in a divorce court.''
Jerry Warrimer (Cary Grant) just before falling prey to such suspicions himself in The Awful Truth (1937): ''That''s the trouble with most marriages today. People are always imagining things. The road to Reno is paved with suspicions. The first thing you know they all end up in a divorce court.''
Bernie La Plante (Dustin Hoffman) in Hero (1992): ''The thing about kids is, they''re so young they don''t know nothing yet. When you''re a kid, you think you''re gonna grow up to be a wonderful person, instead of an asshole like everybody else.''
Richard (Don Galloway) to Sam (Tom Berenger) and Nick (William Hurt) in The Big Chill (1983): ''The thing about kids is their instant priorities. You know you have to protect them and provide for them and sometimes it means your life isn''t exactly the way you want it to be. But you set your priorities and that''s the way life is.''
Mary Rutledge (Miriam Hopkins) upon learning that her fianc, Dan Morgan, is dead in Barbary Coast (1935): ''I don''t know why I cry, Colonel Cobb, but that''s what men expect of women, isn''t it? That they should cry.''
Mary Rutledge (Miriam Hopkins) upon learning that her fianc, Dan Morgan, is dead in Barbary Coast (1935): ''I don''t know why I cry, Colonel Cobb, but that''s what men expect of women, isn''t it? That they should cry.''
Colleen Sutton (Priscilla Presley) and Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): - Colleen: ''Nothing offends me. When I was eleven I walked in on my father with the Shetland pony he gave me for my tenth birthday . Does that excite you?'' - Fairlane: ''I don''t know . I never met your father.''
Stanley (Brian Drillinger) and Eugene (Jonathan Silverman) in Brighton Beach Memoirs (1986): - Stanley: ''How horny can you get?'' - Eugene: ''I don''t know . What''s the highest score?''
Gwyn (Sarah Jessica Parker) at the end of Miami Rhapsody (1994): 'I guess I look at marriage sort of the same way I look at Miami: It's hot and it's stormy and it's, you know , it's occasionally a little dangerous, but if it's really so awful then why is there still so much traffic?'
Gwyn (Sarah Jessica Parker) at the end of Miami Rhapsody (1994): 'I guess I look at marriage sort of the same way I look at Miami: It's hot and it's stormy and it's, you know , it's occasionally a little dangerous, but if it's really so awful then why is there still so much traffic?'
''I don''t know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .'' John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947)
Lynn (John Wayne) and Sabra (Frances Dee) in Wheel of Fortune (1941): - Lynn: ''You know , you''d be lovely if you had brown hair.'' - Sara: ''I have brown hair.''
Molly Monahan (Barbara Stanwyck) to Jeff Butler (Joel McCrea) in Union Pacific (1939): ''You think I''m an outrageous flirt . (...) But didn''t you ever know that flirting get''s into a woman''s blood like fighting get''s into a man''s? Now a girl begins coquetting to discover if she has the power. Then she goes looking, like a fighter after a bully , for the hardest man to conquer, but it''s never the man she wants, it''s the pleasure of bringing him to her feet.''
Holger Brandt (Leslie Howard) to Anita Hoffman (Ingrid Bergman) in Intermezzo (1939): ''Do you know what you remind me of? A Viennese waltz. Smiling but melancholy.''
Harriet (Nancy Travis) and Charlie (Mike Meyers) in So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993): - Harriet Michaels: ''What do you look for in a woman you date?'' - Charlie Mackenzie: ''Well, I know everyone always say a sense of humor, but I really have to go-with breast size.''
Maggie (Meg Ryan) about her ex-boyfriend in Addicted to Love (1997): ''You know Sam, most French men are small. But not this guy . It''s like Godzilla''s tail! He could take out all of Tokyo with that thing!''
Paul (John Malkovich), the clown, to Jack (John Cusack), the student, in Shadows and Fog (1992): 'I never do-it with a whore . You start out with a burning desire and you end up in the morning with a burning sensation, if you know what I mean.'
The Countess (John Hurt) in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993): ''There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can''t wait too long, you know .''
The Countess (John Hurt) in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993): ''There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can''t wait too long, you know .''
Finn (Winona Ryder) to Marianna (Alfre Woodard) in How to Make an American Quilt (1995): 'You see , what they don't tell us is that marriage is this anachronistic institution created for the sole convenience of the father who needs to pass off his daughters to the care of another man . Like 'here, here, she eats too much. Take her off my hands', you know? But now, now that we've gotten our independence, that we earn our own livings, there's no purpose to being someone's wife . Why can't we love as many people as we want in a lifetime?'
Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) to Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally : ''There''s this guy ....'' - Harry: ''What does he look like?'' - Sally : ''I don''t know , he''s just kind of...faceless.'' - Harry: ''Okay, faceless guy .'' - Sally : ''He rips off my clothes. '' - Harry: ''And?'' - Sally : ''That''s it .'' - Harry: ''That''s it? Faceless guy rips off your clothes and that''s the sex fantasy you''ve been having since you were twelve?'' - Sally : ''Well, sometimes I vary it a little.'' - Harry: ''Which part?'' - Sally : ''What I''m wearing. ''
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diane: ''Do you have any idea of the kind of woman that I really am?'' - Chester: ''No, but I have high hopes.'' - Diane: ''I''ll tell you what I''m like. I know what I want when I see what I want, and when I see what I want, I want it .'' - Chester: ''Do you see it?'' - Diane: ''I see it .'' - Chester: ''Do you want it?'' - Diane: ''I want it .'' - Chester: ''You got it .''
''You know , there''s nothing I like better than to meet a high-class mama that can snap back at you. Because the colder they are the hotter they get . That''s what I always say. Yes Sir! When a cold mama gets hot , boy! how she sizzles (...) Believe me sister, I could go-for you in a big way .'' Oscar ''One-On-The-Side'' Shapely (Roscoe Karns) to Ellie Andrews (Claudette Colbert) in It Happened One Night (1934)
Elaine Navazio (Sally Kellerman) and Barney Cashman (Alan Arkin) in Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1972). Elaine is Barney''s first of three unsuccessful attempts at middle-age, extra-marital sex . - Elaine:''Is it possible that you''re actually as cold as you sound?'' - Barney:''I need gloves to take off my underwear .'' - Elaine: ''Flippant, wise and cold . You don''t permit yourself to be honest and open for a minute, do you?'' - Barney:''Barney, I''m gonna give you one free hint so the afternoon isn''t a total write off . If you want undying love and romance , take a guitar and go to Spain. I''m leaving for good. My peek has ebbed.'' - Elaine: ''Cold, callous and unemotional.'' - Barney:''Those are my attorneys. You know where to get in touch with me.''
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diane: ''Do you have any idea of the kind of woman that I really am?'' - Chester: ''No, but I have high hopes.'' - Diane: ''I''ll tell you what I''m like. I know what I want when I see what I want, and when I see what I want, I want it .'' - Chester: ''Do you see it?'' - Diane: ''I see it .'' - Chester: ''Do you want it?'' - Diane: ''I want it .'' - Chester: ''You got it .''
Taylor (Mark Harmon) and Veronica (Madeleine Stowe) in Worth Winning (1989): - Taylor: ''Veronica, it is not real life , it is a fairy tale. Come on! Did you ever read The Frog Prince? In that one he''s staying a frog until she kisses him and brings him back to life .'' - Veronica : ''Yeah, well I kissed a lot of frogs and I haven''t met a prince yet.'' - Taylor: ''You''re kissing the wrong frogs. It''s hard to find the right person. It''s a search, a process. I don''t think it''s supposed to be easy.'' -Veronica: ''You know , some say you have to kiss a frog twice.''
Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue (1984): ''Sex comes from the Latin secare, "to cut or divide," and we first used the word to designate the two major categories of humanity we have come to know and love as male and female. (...) We later used the word sex not only for dividing the sexes, but to refer to qualities of being male or female. Over time we assigned specific attributes to each category. These distinctions were dutifully recorded in the esteemed OED, making-it all very official. The male was described as "the better" and "the sterner" sex ; the female, as "the fairer," "the gentler," "the softer," and "the devout" sex . Women were also called "the second" sex . For a period of time between the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, when people spoke of "the sex ," they had women in mind.''
Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) and Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) in Manhattan (1979): - Isaac: ''I have a kid. He''s being raised by two women at the moment.'' - Mary: ''Oh, you know , I think that works. They made some studies. I read it in one of the psychoanalytic quarterlies. You don''t need a male and two mothers are absolutely fine.'' - Isaac: ''Oh, really? Because I always feel very few people survive one mother .''
Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) and Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) in Manhattan (1979): - Isaac: ''I have a kid. He''s being raised by two women at the moment.'' - Mary: ''Oh, you know , I think that works. They made some studies. I read it in one of the psychoanalytic quarterlies. You don''t need a male and two mothers are absolutely fine.'' - Isaac: ''Oh, really? Because I always feel very few people survive one mother .''
Alex(andra) Medford (Cher) to Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): 'I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can . I think, no , I am positive, that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life . You know , in the short time that we have been together you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristics of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar , insensitive, selfish, stupid. You have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.'
Amanda Bonner (Katharine Hepburn) and husband Adam (Spencer Tracy) in Adam's Rib (1949): - Amanda : 'There is no difference between the sexes. Men, women, the same.' - Adam : 'They are, hum?' - Amanda : 'Well, maybe there is a difference but it's a little difference.' - Adam : 'Well you know what the French say.' - Amanda : 'What do they say?' - Adam : 'Vive la diffrence.' - Amanda : 'Which means?' - Adam : 'Which means: Hooray for that little difference.'
Elaine (Kelly Bishop) and Sue (Pat Quinn) in An Unmarried Woman (1978): - Elaine: ''There''s no such thing as total honesty, not with men. They''re all wrapped up in sexual-ego .'' - Sue: ''What the hell is sexual-ego , Elaine?'' - Elaine: ''Never getting enough, always on-the-make , constantly worrying about performing.'' - Sue: ''That''s ridiculous! I know lots of men who are interested in other things besides sex .'' - Elaine: ''Name one.'' - Sue: ''My husband .''
Brodie (Jason Lee) explains to T.S. (Jeremy London) and Gwen (Joey Lauren Adams) why his relationship with Rene failed in Mallrats (1995): - Brodie: ''You know how when someone lays with their back to you and you lay behind ''em really close and you throw one arm over ''em?'' - T.S.: ''It''s called spooning .'' - Brodie: ''Yeah, but you gotta put the other arm somewhere. You can either lay on it or just shove it between your bodies. The only other option is to stretch it above your head . But sometimes my arm pops out of socket when I''m sleeping like that. So I was constantly searching for someplace to keep my arm while still laying close to her.'' - T.S.: ''And?'' - Brodie: ''What do you mean ''and''? That''s like a metaphor for our whole relationship .''
Lucy Trager (Gwyneth Paltrow) and her older sister Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins) in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Lucy: 'I need your advice on moaning.' - Rebecca: 'Moaning?' - Lucy: 'Yeah. Now, is it better to moan or to act like you're stifling the moan, or just not to moan at all?' - Rebecca: 'Just be natural. Don't act , just be yourself.' - Lucy: 'Becky, we're not on a talk show, you know , you can tell me for real.' - Rebecca: 'Well, it's been a long time, but in my experience the best thing is to breathe very deeply at first . That way you bring him inside you first through his smell and then through the rhythm of your own breath until those places inside you start to tighten and to tingle until you hit the change. The change is where things really start happening on their own.' - Lucy: 'Hmm, and that's why I do the moaning.' - Rebecca: 'No, that's where you let-go .' - Lucy: 'Let go of what? You're being too vague. Start from the beginning and don't use phrases like 'places inside' and 'hitting the change'. What is that? Be specific, okay? When do I moan? I mean, how long should I do that breathing thing? Should I open my eyes?'
Lucy Trager (Gwyneth Paltrow) and her older sister Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins) in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Lucy: ''I need your advice on moaning.'' - Rebecca: ''Moaning?'' - Lucy: ''Yeah. Now, is it better to moan or to act like you''re stifling the moan, or just not to moan at all?'' - Rebecca: ''Just be natural. Don''t act , just be yourself.'' - Lucy: ''Becky, we''re not on a talk show, you know , you can tell me for real.'' - Rebecca: ''Well, it''s been a long time, but in my experience the best thing is to breathe very deeply at first . That way you bring him inside you first through his smell and then through the rhythm of your own breath until those places inside you start to tighten and to tingle until you hit the change. The change is where things really start happening on their own.'' - Lucy: ''Hmm, and that''s why I do the moaning.'' - Rebecca: ''No, that''s where you let-go .'' - Lucy: ''Let go of what? You''re being too vague. Start from the beginning and don''t use phrases like ''places inside'' and ''hitting the change''. What is that? Be specific, okay? When do I moan? I mean, how long should I do that breathing thing? Should I open my eyes?''
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