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road:

Or: road to heaven / road to paradise / road-to-a-christening / yellow-road , the vagina . See vagina for synonyms.
-- The road is up for repairs , jocular British phrase meaning that one is currently menstruating.
-- Low road , a Shakespearean term for a promiscuous woman .

2. Or: chocolate-road / dirt-road / dusty-road / mustard-road / old-dirt-road / rocky-road / road-less-traveled , the anus . See anus for synonyms.
-- Going down the dirt-road / going-up-the-dirt-road / going-up-the-Hershey-Bar-road / going-up-the-old-dirt-road / ride-up-the-dirt-road , to perform anal-intercourse .


See Also: attitudes, choccy, dirt box, dirt chute, dirt track, drain the main vein, express queen, highway queen, hussy, main vein, mustard pot, old dirt road, piss, reno-it, Reno-vate, Reno-vation, road, road kid, road queen, road to a christening, road up for repair, RR, seed, spare tire, traveling salesman, Venus highway

Quotes Containing road:
Carrie Ann (Kathleen Wilhoite) in Road House (1989): ''Morgan was born an asshole and just grew bigger.''
George M . Cohan (James Cagney) in Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942):''The road to happiness is paved with heartbreaks and stones .''
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg (Anthony Hopkins) in The Road to Wellville (1994): 'An erection is a flagpole on your grave.'
Eleanor Lightbody (Bridget Fonda) in The Road to Wellville (1994): ''I wanted to be more than a hole in the mattress that answers to a name.''
Eleanor Lightbody (Bridget Fonda) in The Road to Wellville (1994): ''I wanted to be more than a hole in the mattress that answers to a name.''
Dr. R. Kellog (Anthony Hopkins) in Road to Wellville (1994): ''Sex is the sewer drain of a healthy body, Sir. Any use of the sexual-act other than procreation is a waste of vital energy. Wasted seeds are wasted lives.''
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diana: 'You know , Chester, you're the sort of man that I could love .' - Chester: 'Could you?' - Diana: 'Oh yes , I could, Chester. I could love you body and soul.' - Chester: 'They're available , in that order.'
Jerry Warrimer (Cary Grant) just before falling prey to such suspicions himself in The Awful Truth (1937: ''That''s the trouble with most marriages today. People are always imagining things. The road to Reno is paved with suspicions. The first thing you know they all end up in a divorce court.''
Jerry Warrimer (Cary Grant) just before falling prey to such suspicions himself in The Awful Truth (1937): ''That''s the trouble with most marriages today. People are always imagining things. The road to Reno is paved with suspicions. The first thing you know they all end up in a divorce court.''
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diane: ''Do you have any idea of the kind of woman that I really am?'' - Chester: ''No, but I have high hopes.'' - Diane: ''I''ll tell you what I''m like. I know what I want when I see what I want, and when I see what I want, I want it .'' - Chester: ''Do you see it?'' - Diane: ''I see it .'' - Chester: ''Do you want it?'' - Diane: ''I want it .'' - Chester: ''You got it .''
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diane: ''Do you have any idea of the kind of woman that I really am?'' - Chester: ''No, but I have high hopes.'' - Diane: ''I''ll tell you what I''m like. I know what I want when I see what I want, and when I see what I want, I want it .'' - Chester: ''Do you see it?'' - Diane: ''I see it .'' - Chester: ''Do you want it?'' - Diane: ''I want it .'' - Chester: ''You got it .''
Does oat meal have lumps? = The Cheap Detective (1978) Does a hobby-horse have a wooden dick? = Road House (1989) Does Pinocchio have a wooden butt? = Earth Girls are Easy (1989) Does Pinocchio have wooden balls? = Tune In Tomorrow (1990) Does a frog have a waterproof ass? = Tune In Tomorrow (1990) Does a hobby-horse have a hickory dick? = The Cowboy Way (1994) Does Madonna take her clothes off? = With Honors (1994) Does the pope wear a beanie? = Off Beat (1986) Does the pope drive a Cadillac? = Beyond the Law (1994) Does a fat puppy hate fast cars? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Does Veronica like Archie? = Little Giants (1995) Does Tina Turner wear a wig? = Earth Girls are Easy (1989) Do birds fly , do ducks duck? = Moonlighting (1985) Do flies fly , do spots beam up? = Moonlighting (1985) Do rattlesnakes kiss carefully? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Do stripes suit a zebra? = The Matchmaker (1958) Is a pig's ass pork? = Gator (1976) Is a frog's ass water tight? = Big Business (1988) Is the earth flat? = The Flintstones (1994) Was Sergeant York's mother an angel = Nothing but Trouble (1991) Will a banker grope for money? = Nothing but Trouble (1991) Does Saddam Hussein and Omar Kadafi pull each other's toffee?'= With Honors (1994) OFF-SCREEN


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