johns:

Or: john , a toilet . See also: bathroom ; latrine .

QUOTE: King Arthur (Patrick Stewart) to his treacherous brother Prince John (Richard Lewis) in Robin Hood: Men in Thights (1993): 'Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench. From this day forth all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as johns .'

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