weapon:

The penis . This metaphor dates back to the 11 ^th century. Other phallic-like weapons used as metaphors for the penis include: arrow ; bat , bayonet , guided-missile , gun , lance, pick, pike , pistol , prick , saber, spear , and sword . See penis for synonyms.

QUOTE: The Beatles: 'Happiness is a warm gun .'

See Also: arrow, arsenal, assume the position, balls in a sling, bazooms, bilbo, boots and shoes fetish, cookies, dagger, dirk, harpoon, jellyroll, nude, park the pink cadillac, pink bus, pink cadilac, pink oboe, pink torpedo, smite, southern hemisphere, spank, spread eagle, weapon

Quotes Containing weapon:
Adam McMullen (Matthew Broderick) in Family Business (1989): 'Somebody loves you, you've got a hell of a weapon in a relationship .'
Destiny Demeanor (Kathy Ireland) to Sgt. Jack Colt (Emilio Estevez) in National Lampoon''s Loaded Weapon 1 (1993): ''I''m just a gal like any other gal . I want a home , a family , an occasional spanking. ''
Dr. Lecter to Det. Luger (Samuel L. Jackson) Det. Colt (Emilio Estevez) in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 (1993): 'And when you find him, please, I would love to eat his cookies with some fava beans and a chilled Fresca.'
Jane Parker (Maureen O''Sullivan) to Martin Arlington (Paul Cavanaugh) after changing from her skimpy costume of skins into a Paris evening gown in Tarzan and His Mate (1934): ''Woman''s greatest weapon is man''s imagination .''
Jane Parker (Maureen O''Sullivan) to Martin Arlington (Paul Cavanaugh) after changing from her skimpy costume of skins into a Paris evening gown in Tarzan and His Mate (1934): ''Woman''s greatest weapon is man''s imagination .''
Sgt. Jack Colt (Emilio Estevez) reminiscing about his ex-partner in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon I (1993): 'When Claire was excited she peed on my leg'. Jack Colt was very fond-of his ex-partner... a police dog named Claire.
Sgt. Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson) flirting with Rika Van Den Haas (Patsy Kensit), in Lethal Weapon 2 (1989): 'Come on , be original. Say yes . Everybody else says no .' W.C. Fields, as Professor Henry R. Quail, had a similar line in International House (1933). The hotel is full and he's looking for someone to bunk with. To Peggy Hopkins Joyce (as herself) he says: ?Here's a chance to have a laugh on every other girl in the world .?
Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover) and his new suicidal partner Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson) in Lethal Weapon (1987): - Roger:''God hates me. That''s what it is.'' - Martin: ''Hate Him back . Works for me.''
Officer Davis (Phil Hartman) in National Lampoon''s Loaded Weapon 1 (1993): ''Why did the guy give a name to his penis? He didn''t want a stranger making most of his decisions.''
Rupert of Hentzau (Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.) to Antoinette de Mauban, Black Michael''s mistress (Mary Astor) in The Prisoner of Zenda (1937): ''Somebody once called fidelity a fading woman''s greatest weapon , a charming woman''s greatest hypocrisy.''
The First Lady, Larramie Royce (Jill Ireland) to secret service agent Jay Killian (Charles Bronson) if he?s falling in-love-with the first lady in Assassination (1987):''Killian, these are Italian shoes. They qualify as a lethal weapon . You lay one finger on me and you?ll get one in the southern-hemisphere .''
Jane Parker (Maureen O''Sullivan) to Martin Arlington (Paul Cavanaugh) after changing from her skimpy costume of skins into a Paris evening gown in Tarzan and His Mate (1934): ''Woman''s greatest weapon is man''s imagination .''
Officer Davis (Phil Hartman) in National Lampoon''s Loaded Weapon 1 (1993): ''Why did the guy give a name to his penis? He didn''t want a stranger making most of his decisions.''
Becker (Jon Lovitz) interrogating Destiny Demeanor (Kathy Ireland) in National Lampoon''s Loaded Weapon I (1993) - Becker: ''Do you sleep in the nude?'' - Destiny: ''Only when I''m naked .''

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