gun:

A metaphor for the penis . See penis for synonyms.

Quotes:

(1) Marlo Manners (Mae West) to Vance (George Hamilton) in Sextette (1978): 'Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? She first spoke the line in Catherine Was Great (1944).

(2) Military rhyme: ' This is my rifle / This is my gun / This is for shooting / This is for fun .'

(3) The Beatles: ' Happiness is a warm gun .'

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Quotes Containing gun:
The Beatles: ''Happiness is a warm gun .''
'No matter what they tell you, Mr. Bain, it is the size of your gun that counts.' Dr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Batman & Robin (1998): Freeze's gun freezes people.
Dr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Batman & Robin (1998): ''No matter what they tell you, Mr. Bain, it is the size of your gun that counts.'' Freeze''s gun freeze''s people.
Gordie Lachance (Wil Wheaton) pointing a gun at Ace Merrill (Keifer Sutherland) in Stand by Me (1986): ''Suck my fat-one you cheap dime-store hood .''
Marlo Manners (Mae West) to Vance (George Hamilton) in Sextette (1978): ''Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?''
Military rhyme: ''This is my rifle / This is my gun / This is for shooting / This is for fun.''
Libby Holden (Kathy Bates) shoving a big gun into the crotch of a P.I. in True Colors (1998): ''Mister, you''re about to become misses .''
James Brannigan (John Wayne) pointing a gun at the bad guy in Brannigan (1975):''I wouldn''t, unless you want to sing soprano.''
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) introduces himself to chesty Monique De Carlo (Gina Mastrogiancomo) in Naked Gun 2 1/2. The Smell of Fear (1991): - Lt. Drebin: 'Lt. Frank Drebin of Police Squad.' - Monique: 'Is this some kind of bust?' - Lt. Drebin: 'Yes, it's very impressive, but we need to ask you some questions.'
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) describing Jane Spencer (Priscilla Presley) in The Naked Gun (1988): ''Her hair was the color of gold in old paintings. She had a full set of curves and the kind of legs you''d kinda love to suck on for a day. She was giving me a look I could feel in my hip pocket.''
Karla Jackson (Annie Potts) and hubby Duane (Jeff Bridges) in a hot tub in Texasville (1990): - Karla: ''Duane, why are poking that gun in the water?'' - Duane: ''I was thinking of shooting my dick off . It''s caused nothing but trouble my whole life .''
State prisoner Rosco (Fred Ward) enquires about his wife from his mother (Kathleen Freeman) in The Naked Gun 33 1/3. The Final Insult (1994): - Rosco: ''Ma. How''s Tanya?'' - Mother: ''Tanya''s the same. Milky, creamy skin , pouting red lips , firm buttocks , ample breasts, ears you just love to stick your tongue into...'' - Rosco: ''Ma. Please. I''m gonna get guy-cramps if you keep this up .''
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) to Tanya after she offered to take him on as her second lover in The Naked Gun 33 1/3 - The Final Insult (1994): ''Kinky, but I like my sex the way I play basketball: one on one and with as little dribbling as possible.''
Lt. Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) is, presumably, looking up Miss Spencer's (Priscilla Presley) skirt who climbing up a ladder TO reach for a book but pulls a stuffed beaver instead in The Naked Gun (1988): - Lt. Drebin: 'Nice beaver .' - Miss Spencer: 'Thank you. I just had it stuffed. '
Ed (George Kennedy) & Frank (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun 2 . The Smell of Fear (1991): - Captain Ed Hocken: ''We have an address. Monique de Carlo, two-ten Belckner Street.'' - Lt. Frank Drebin: ''That''s the redlight district. I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there?'' - Captain Ed Hocken: ''Sex, Frank?'' - Lt. Frenk Drebin: ''No, not right now, Ed. We''ve got work to do .''
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) breaking up with Jane (Priscilla Presley) in The Naked Gun. From the Files of Police Squad! (1988): 'By the way , I faked every orgasm .'
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) breaking up with Jane (Priscilla Presley) in The Naked Gun. From the Files of Police Squad! (1988): ''By the way , I faked every orgasm .''
Jess Burgess (Leo Gordon) in Gun Fury (1953): ''As far as I''m concerned all women are alike. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.''
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) describing Jane Spencer (Priscilla Presley) in The Naked Gun (1988): ''Her hair was the color of gold in old paintings. She had a full set of curves and the kind of legs you''d kinda love to suck on for a day. She was giving me a look I could feel in my hip pocket.''
In Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) Austin (Mike Myers) is fired upon by Vanessa, a Fembot with breasts camouflaging machine guns: - Austin: ''Machine gun jubblies! How did I miss those, baby?'' - Fembot: ''Perhaps next time you should try foreplay .''
Quentin Hapsburg (Robert Goulet) and Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun 2 . The Smell of Fear (1991): - Quentin: ''Que sera, sera. You do speak-French , don''t you?'' - Drebin: ''Unfortunately, no . But I do kiss that-way .''
Honey (Sally Kirkland) and Rosie (Jean Willis) about Buffalo Bill Cody in Bite the Bullet (1975): - Honey: ''Wasn''t he the fastest gun in the West?'' - Rosie: ''Only in bed , kiddo.''
Soviet agent Xena Onatopp (Famke Janssen) and British agent 007 James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) in GoldenEye (1995): - Xena Onatopp: ''You don''t need the gun , Commander.'' - James Bond: ''That depends on your definition of safe-sex .''
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) toJane (Priscilla Presley) in Naked Gun 2 . The Smell of Fear (1991): 'I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had so much sex since I was a boy scout leader.'

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