tits:
1. Colloquial term for women's breasts. Often preceded by a positive or negative adjective: great tits, great-looking tits, lovely pair of tits, Miss Twinkle Tits, nice tits, ugly tits, sagging tits, wrinkled tits, fuckin tits. See breasts for synonyms and euphemisms.QUOTES:
(1) Sissy (Cher) in Come Back to the 5 & Dime Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean (1982): ' They're not real tits at all, just retreads .'
(2) Lawyer Ned Ravine (Armand Assante) defending his wife Lana (Kate Nelligan) charged with murder, and Judge Shanky (Tony Randall) in Fatal Instincts (1993):
-- Lawyer: ' Mrs. Ravine, may I call you Lana?'
-- Defendant: ' Oh, please call me Angel Tits .'
-- Prosecution: ' I object!'
-- Judge: 'Sustain. Counselor, you will address Angel Tits as Mrs. Ravine .'
(3) Eddie Jillette (Richard Gere) in No Mercy (1986): ' I know the secret to happiness.(...) A girl with freckles on her tits .'
(4) Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin) voice over monologue in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982): ' I tried not to think of Juliet Forrest. I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the Case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits .'
(5) Crossdresser Chris (Liev Schreiber) in Mixed Nuts (1994): ' My God! If you don't have tits like Dolly Parton no one wants you .'
2. The nipples of the female breasts.
3. Gets on my tits , to be annoyed, maybe even extremely so.
QUOTE: Open University student Rita/Susan White (Julie Walters) complains to her teacher Dr. Frank Bryant (Michael Caine) about having to read E.M. Forster's Howard's End in Educating Rita (1983):
-- Riat: ' Friggin' Forster! I'll tell you what Forster does. He gets on my tits .'
-- Frank: ' Show me the evidence .'
4. US male teenagers pronounce it breathily (tuts) to mean very good, excellent, cool .
See Also: arse over teakettle, arse over tit, arsey-versey, ass man, ass over head, B & T, base over apex, bombay roll, boob-balling, bra, brace and bits, Brad Pitts, brassiere, breast bondage, breast man, breast torture, Bristol bits, bubby boob, bubby bube, bubby smoocher, bum and tits, bunny rub, C/B/T/T, CBTT, coitus a mammilla, coitus inter mammas, coitus intermammarius, coitus intramammas, dark fetish(ism), diddiride, doos, Dutch fuck, fetish, French fuck, fuck a brisket, fuck tits, go Dutch, jug-jousting, leg man, mammary coitus, mammary intercourse, mastophallation, mastophallator, mazophallate, mazophallist, muscle fuck, ninnies-splitter, P.T.A., PTA, Russian, Russian arts, Russian culture, set, sex between hills, sex between mountains, shoot between the fagots, squashy bits, stits, T & A, three-penny bits, thrupenny bits, tidbits, tit, tit discipline, tit fuck, tit fucking, tit man, tit torture, Tit Valley Fuck, tit-bit, tit-bits, tit-fucker, tit-smacker, tit-wanker, titbit(s), titch, tits, tits and ass, tits man, tittens, titter, titticulture, titty bondage, titty bug, titty discipline, titty fuck, titty torture, titwank, TNT, tom tits, tracy bits, tray bits, trey bits, trip down mammary lane, tvf, willing bit
Quotes Containing tits:
Bette Midler monologue: ''- Darling, you''ve got no tits and a tight box . - Herbie, get-off my back .''
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