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The suffix off is attached to many words pertaining to male copulation and masturbation , implying the achievement of orgasm and/or ejaculation as in: to ball-off, bat-off, beat-off, blow-off, bring-off, cheesing-off , come-off, do-yourself-off , fist-it-off , flip-off , frig-off , get-off ; get-it-off ; get-your-rocks-off ; jack-off, jerk-off, shoot-off; wack-off, whack-off, wrench-off. The suffix on , on the other hand, often refers to an erection of the penis : bone-on ; hard-on ; rod-on ; stiff-on , or to the performance of sexual-intercourse , get-it-on , etc.See Also: abduct, aberrant, all day, all night, anthropophagy, basket days, be your own best friend, beat off, bishop, bite me!, bite my weinie, blast off, blow me!, blow the groundsels, boff, bottomless bar, bracelet, buddy-fuck, bullets, burn, buttfuck buddy, camp it off, carry a big stick, carry off one's feet, cat-fighting, Chew my shorts!, Cinderella, circle jerk, click, click right off the bat, coitus interruptus, cojones, come-fuck-me-pumps, condyloma (acuminata), coyote, crap, crapper, crossing the middle and index fingers, cure the blind, dealing, defecation, Delilah syndrome, dental dam, dew off the lily, diamond-digger, dirty weekend, dog with two dicks, doing it, double jacking, draw the drapes, dual masturbation, easy rider, enamor, extracurricular activities, fake it, fetish clothing, fetish wear, figs, flip it around, flip it off, flip off, flip oneself off, fuck off, genital warts, gentoo, get off, group masturbation, having sex with someone you love, infibulation, interrupted coitus, J.O., jack off party, jack-off session, Jackie, jerk, jerk juice, jerk off, jerker, jerking iron, jerky, jill off, jump off/out at..., kiss off, light up, lover, M and M, machismo, make the blind see, makeup, man-on-top position, masturbation, masturbation-female, masturbation-male, masturbator, masturbatory orgy, mate, menstruation, moonlighting, mutual masturbation, naf, nude bar, O.A.O., off, on, orgasm, part-timer, peach, pissed, pissed off, pissing someone off, place, playing chopsticks, PO-ed, pole vaulting, pop, popular body parts, porno, porny, pound it, prick rag, princesse lointaine, pull off, pull oneself off, Ramona Rottencrotch, ride a blind piece, rocks off, Romeo, saw off a chunk, saw off a piece, sewing circle, sex with someone you love, shoot, skinning, slow exotic, Snaky-Lick Trick, squeeze it off, squeeze off, Swedish, Swedish culture, sweep off one's feet, swordfighting, tear a piece of ass, tear off a piece (of ass), topless bar, TOS, trimming the hedges, turn on, turnpike, unass, urination, visible panty line, wack off, walkout, wank off, wank stick, wanking (off), wazoo, whack off, whank off, whanking off, whipped cream, wienie wagger, WOOPIE, work one's ass off, yanker, YMCA
Quotes Containing off:
Harold Palms: ''When beating-off is outlawed, only outlaws will beat-off .''
Harold Palms: ''When beating-off is outlawed, only outlaws will beat-off .''
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William Miller (Patrick Fugit) in Almost Famous (2000): ''I''m dark and myterious and PISSED OFF!''
Betty Du Boop (Eileen Brennan) to Lou Peckingpaugh (Peter Falk) in The Cheap Detective (1978): ''If you''re not busy, Fred , I get-off at two. Don''t you think two is a good-time to get-off on .''
Dot Matrix, a robot chaperoning Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) in Spaceballs (1987) and Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) who was about to kiss her when the alam went off : - Lone Star: ''What was that?'' - Dot Matrix: ''That''s my virgin alarm. It''s programmed to go-off before you do , mister.''
From Encyclopedia of Graffiti Robert Reisner & Lorraine Wechsler (1974): a) ''I come here to get ahold of myself.'' Mens'' room graffito. b) ''More than three shakes is masturbation .'' Mens'' room graffito. c) ''Never pull-off tomorrow when you can pull-off today.''
From Encyclopedia of Graffiti Robert Reisner & Lorraine Wechsler (1974): a) ''I come here to get ahold of myself.'' Mens'' room graffito. b) ''More than three shakes is masturbation .'' Mens'' room graffito. c) ''Never pull-off tomorrow when you can pull-off today.''
Betty Du Boop (Eileen Brennan) to Lou Peckingpaugh (Peter Falk) in The Cheap Detective (1978): 'If you're not busy, Fred , I get-off at two. Don't you think two is a good-time to get-off on .'
Betty Du Boop (Eileen Brennan) to Lou Peckingpaugh (Peter Falk) in The Cheap Detective (1978): ''If you''re not busy, Fred , I get-off at two. Don''t you think two is a good-time to get-off on .''
Does oat meal have lumps? = The Cheap Detective (1978) Does a hobby-horse have a wooden dick? = Road House (1989) Does Pinocchio have a wooden butt? = Earth Girls are Easy (1989) Does Pinocchio have wooden balls? = Tune In Tomorrow (1990) Does a frog have a waterproof ass? = Tune In Tomorrow (1990) Does a hobby-horse have a hickory dick? = The Cowboy Way (1994) Does Madonna take her clothes off? = With Honors (1994) Does the pope wear a beanie? = Off Beat (1986) Does the pope drive a Cadillac? = Beyond the Law (1994) Does a fat puppy hate fast cars? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Does Veronica like Archie? = Little Giants (1995) Does Tina Turner wear a wig? = Earth Girls are Easy (1989) Do birds fly , do ducks duck? = Moonlighting (1985) Do flies fly , do spots beam up? = Moonlighting (1985) Do rattlesnakes kiss carefully? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Do stripes suit a zebra? = The Matchmaker (1958) Is a pig's ass pork? = Gator (1976) Is a frog's ass water tight? = Big Business (1988) Is the earth flat? = The Flintstones (1994) Was Sergeant York's mother an angel = Nothing but Trouble (1991) Will a banker grope for money? = Nothing but Trouble (1991) Does Saddam Hussein and Omar Kadafi pull each other's toffee?'= With Honors (1994) OFF-SCREEN
Elaine Navazio (Sally Kellerman) and Barney Cashman (Alan Arkin) in Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1972). Elaine is Barney''s first of three unsuccessful attempts at middle-age, extra-marital sex . - Elaine:''Is it possible that you''re actually as cold as you sound?'' - Barney:''I need gloves to take off my underwear .'' - Elaine: ''Flippant, wise and cold . You don''t permit yourself to be honest and open for a minute, do you?'' - Barney:''Barney, I''m gonna give you one free hint so the afternoon isn''t a total write off . If you want undying love and romance , take a guitar and go to Spain. I''m leaving for good. My peek has ebbed.'' - Elaine: ''Cold, callous and unemotional.'' - Barney:''Those are my attorneys. You know where to get in touch with me.''
YES&NOQUOTES METHAPHORICAL YES-SES!!! OFF-SCREEN YESand NOinQUOTES
Bette Midler monologue: ''- Darling, you''ve got no tits and a tight box . - Herbie, get-off my back .''
Sylvester Crosby/Sylvester the Great (Bob Hope) to Princess Margaret (Virginia Mayo) in The Princess and the Pirate (1944): ''Sit down and take a load off my eyes .''
Detective Remy McSwain (Dennis Quaid) in The Big Easy (1987): ''Who? Me? Bullets bounce off me!''
Harry (Joe Pesci) to Kevin (Macaulay Culkin) in Home Alone (1990): ''You bop me with one more can , kid, and I''ll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil.''
Bob Smiley (Ronny Cox) to MacArthur Stern (Gene Hackman) in Loose Cannons (1990): ''You?d better back off quick , Mister, or I?ll have your nuts in a Cuisinar.''
Keogh (Michael Caine) threatening to shoot a bad guy''s balls off in The Wilby Conspiracy (1974): ''Do you want to make your next statement in soprano?''
Jake Gittes (Jack Nicholson) reflecting in The Two Jakes (1990): ''Memories are like that, as unpredictable as nitro and you never know what''s going to set them off .''
A woman in a bar at the sight of Nick Nolte in I Love Trouble (1994): ''Don''t you think he''s off the charts hot?''
Robin (Faizon Love) in Bebe''s Kids (1992): ''I am pissed-off to the highest level of pissivity.''
Bob Smiley (Ronny Cox) to MacArthur Stern (Gene Hackman) in Loose Cannons (1990): ''You''d better back off quick , Mister, or I''ll have your nuts in a Cuisinar.''
''We call her Turnpike, because you gotta pay to get-on and pay to get off!'' Dorinda (Nichelle Nichols) in Truck Turner (1974)
''We call her Turnpike, because you gotta pay to get-on and pay to get off!'' Dorinda (Nichelle Nichols) in Truck Turner (1974)
Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) to Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally : ''There''s this guy ....'' - Harry: ''What does he look like?'' - Sally : ''I don''t know , he''s just kind of...faceless.'' - Harry: ''Okay, faceless guy .'' - Sally : ''He rips off my clothes. '' - Harry: ''And?'' - Sally : ''That''s it .'' - Harry: ''That''s it? Faceless guy rips off your clothes and that''s the sex fantasy you''ve been having since you were twelve?'' - Sally : ''Well, sometimes I vary it a little.'' - Harry: ''Which part?'' - Sally : ''What I''m wearing. ''
Finn (Winona Ryder) to Marianna (Alfre Woodard) in How to Make an American Quilt (1995): 'You see , what they don't tell us is that marriage is this anachronistic institution created for the sole convenience of the father who needs to pass off his daughters to the care of another man . Like 'here, here, she eats too much. Take her off my hands', you know? But now, now that we've gotten our independence, that we earn our own livings, there's no purpose to being someone's wife . Why can't we love as many people as we want in a lifetime?'
Billie Dawn (Melanie Griffith) asking Paul Verral (Don Johnson) if he''d be interested in ''a little action'' in Born Yesterday (1993) because: ''I got the hots for you right off .''
Clarence Worley (Christian Slater) in True Romance (1993):''Look at her! She looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down .''
Pep (Tom Hanks) and Joe (Dan Aykroyd) meet the virgin Connie Swail in Dragnet (1987): - Pep Streebek: ''You''re still a virgin!?" - Joe Friday: ''My hat''s off to you, ma''am. I hope you remain that-way .''
Pep (Tom Hanks) and Joe (Dan Aykroyd) meet the virgin Connie Swail in Dragnet (1987): - Pep Streebek: ''You''re still a virgin!?" - Joe Friday: ''My hat''s off to you, ma''am. I hope you remain that-way .''
Sung by Goldie in Young Indiana Jones / Mystery of the Blues (1992): 'He shakes my ashes / greases my griddle / churns my butter / strokes my fiddle . / My man is such a handy man . / He flaps my flapjacks / cleans up the table / feeds the horses / in my stable . / My man is such a handy man . / Sometimes he's up / long before dawn / busy trimming the edges off of my law. / My man is such a handy man .'
Wall street broker Bullard Bear (Jim Backus) watching Molly Thatcher (Lee Remick) leave the office in The Wheeler Dealers (1963): 'Women shouldn't be allowed to have lunch clubs. We've got to keep them off balance, disorganized, clawing and scratching at each other, otherwise they might turn-on us.'
Wall street broker Bullard Bear (Jim Backus) watching Molly Thatcher (Lee Remick) leave the office in The Wheeler Dealers (1963): ''Women shouldn''t be allowed to have lunch clubs. We''ve got to keep them off balance, disorganized, clawing and scratching at each other, otherwise they might turn-on us.''
Wall street broker Bullard Bear (Jim Backus) watching Molly Thatcher (Lee Remick) leave the office in The Wheeler Dealers (1963): 'Women shouldn't be allowed to have lunch clubs. We've got to keep them off balance, disorganized, clawing and scratching at each other, otherwise they might turn-on us.'
'Don't you love 'em? Couldn't you love 'em? Picture of a capitalistic cock crowing his head off and never guessing what a noise he's making.' Vicky (Elizabeth McGovern) in Women & Men. Stories of Seduction (1990).
Lou Peckingpaugh (Peter Falk) and Marlene Duchard (Louise Fletcher) in a Casablanca-like scene in The Cheap Detective (1978): - Lou: ''I almost forgot what you look like. Day by day I erased your face from my mind, little by little, till all I had left was your right ear and three front teeth on the bottom .'' - Marlene: ''I still carry your picture in a locket. Naturally I had to cut off your head in case Paul found it .''
Peggy Schuyler (Madolyn Smith) breaking off her engagement with Roger Cobb (Steve Martin) in All of Me (1984): 'By the way! I never liked your dog , and I think jazz is stupid, and I faked all those orgasms. '
Manicurist ValDale (Geena Davis) is willing to forgive her fianc Doctor Ted Gallagher (Charles Rocket) for having one last fling if he agrees to lay off nurses in Earth Girls are Easy (1989): 'A relationship is like a porcelain nail , Ted. You can break it and you can glue it back together but it's not going to be as strong as it was unless the person is really committed and not bringing home nurses.'
Leonard Cummings (Peter Frechette) to his younger brother Charles (Jon Cryer) in No Small Affair (1984): 'Sex has nothing to do with love . Sex washes off .'
Sung by Goldie in Young Indiana Jones / Mystery of the Blues (1992): ''He shakes my ashes / greases my griddle / churns my butter / strokes my fiddle . / My man is such a handy man . / He flaps my flapjacks / cleans up the table / feeds the horses / in my stable . / My man is such a handy man . / Sometimes he''s up / long before dawn / busy trimming the edges off of my law. / My man is such a handy man .''
Clarence Worley (Christian Slater) in True Romance (1993):''Look at her! She looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down .''
KAOS fiend Norman Saint Savage (Vittorio Gassman) to secret agent Maxwell Smart (Don Adams) in The Nude Bomb (1980): - Norman: ''Your bogusing generousness is straining my equinimity.'' - Maxwell: ''Could you put that another way?'' - Norman: ''You''re pissing me off!''
Peggy Schuyler (Madolyn Smith) breaking off with Roger Cobb (Steve Martin) in All of Me (1984): ''By the way! I never liked your dog , and I think jazz is stupid, and I faked all those orgasms. ''
Peggy Schuyler (Madolyn Smith) breaking off with Roger Cobb (Steve Martin) in All of Me (1984): 'By the way! I never liked your dog , and I think jazz is stupid, and I faked all those orgasms. '
Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) in American Beauty (1999): ''Look at me. Jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day.''
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to Annie (Diane Keaton) in Annie Hall (1977): ''Don''t knock masturbation! It''s sex with someone I love .'' Off-screen Woody Allen also said: ''I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it''s fantastic.''
Peggy Schuyler (Madolyn Smith) breaking off with Roger Cobb (Steve Martin) in All of Me (1984): ''By the way! I never liked your dog , and I think jazz is stupid, and I faked all those orgasms. ''
'Come on girls. Off your snatches. ' Mitzi (Hugo Weaving) in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)
Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) in American Beauty (1999): ''Look at me. Jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day.''
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to Annie (Diane Keaton) in Annie Hall (1977): ''Don''t knock masturbation! It''s sex with someone I love .'' Off-screen Woody Allen also said: ''I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it''s fantastic.''
Leonard Cummings (Peter Frechette) to his younger brother Charles (Jon Cryer) in No Small Affair (1984): 'Sex has nothing to do with love . Sex washes off .'
Beth (Kim Greist) reading the 'cryptic' last lines of Larry's (Billy Crystal) novel in Throw Momma Off the Train (1987); 'Hate makes you impotent . Love makes you crazy. Somewhere in-between , you can survive.'
Emily Ann Faulker/Rita Shawn (Kim Stanley) in The Goddess (1958): ''You know , my first husband used to tell me about how lonely he felt. Now I know what he meant. It''s like the whole world is off someplace else, like an echo.''
Cross-dressers Jerry/Daphne (Jack Lemmon) to Joe/Josephine (Tony Curtis) in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''Now you''ve done it! (...) You tore off one of my chests. ''
''She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me: take a bite of peach!'' Sailor Ripley (Nicolas Cage) in Wild at Heart (1990)
Charles Panati. Sexy Origins and Intimate Things (1998): ''Linguists are not certain why "bitch " passed from being a benign word, often an endearment, to a taboo. Some theorize that its explosive sound made it ideal for firing off as a slur. The psycholinguistics of all curse words require that they carry maximal energy on minimal sound, a spiked waveform characteristic of consonants. This gives the word energetic punch , making-it ''''explosive. The word "bitch " was first recorded as a verb, "to chronically complain about something", in 1823.''
Pep Streebek (Tom Hanks) and Joe Friday (Dan Aykroyd) make the acquaintance of the virgin Connie Swail in Dragnet (1987): - Pep: ''You''re still a virgin!?'' - Joe: ''My hat''s off to you, ma''am. I hope you remain that-way .''
Beth (Kim Greist) reading the ''cryptic'' last lines of Larry''s (Billy Crystal) novel in Throw Momma Off the Train (1987); ''Hate makes you impotent . Love makes you crazy. Somewhere in-between , you can survive.''
George Bianco (Leo Rossi) to his gay friend Sonny Rivers (Eric Idle) who is off to procreate with Susan in order to keep an inheritance of $200,000,000 in Too Much Sun (1991): - George: ''At least be a man!'' - Sonny: ''What does that mean?'' - George: ''Make sure you''re on top .''
Karla Jackson (Annie Potts) and hubby Duane (Jeff Bridges) in a hot tub in Texasville (1990): - Karla: ''Duane, why are poking that gun in the water?'' - Duane: ''I was thinking of shooting my dick off . It''s caused nothing but trouble my whole life .''
Richard Miller (John C . McGinley) breaking off with his girlfriend in Watch It (1993): - Richard : 'Can I ask you a question?' - Girlfriend: 'Yeah.' - Richard : 'What part of 'no' exactly do you not understand?'
''Tom, there''s a whole lot I don''t understand, but going away ain''t going to ease us. There was a time, when we were on the land, there was a boundary to us then. Old folks died off and little fellahs came. We was always one thing . We was the family . Kind of whole and clear. But now we ain''t clear no more. There ain''t nothing that keeps us clear. (...) We''re cracking up , Tom. There ain''t no family now.'' Ma Joad (Jane Darwell) to her son Tom (Henry Fonda) in The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
The Council Chief (Tony Jay), consulting The Monchine, a dictionary, to Celeste (Kim Basinger) in My Stepmother is an Alien (1988): 'The Monchine 40 says: Marriage is this. He goes off to fight the Turks and you put on a lock . (2nd definition.) Marriage is this: You cook and clean and bring him martinis. (3rd definition.) The modern marriage . There are no rules or responsabilities but if he does something wrong you can set him on fire while he sleeps and go on a talk show where everybody will forgive you and love you.'
Lawrence Paros. The Erotic Tongue (1984): 'Nobody really knows where the hole came from, though Captain Grose, the roguish eighteenth- century lexicographer, had his own ideas about it . His version opens with an angel who had been employed in forming women, forgetting to cut off their parts-of-generation . Enter Lucifer who took it upon himself to set matters right. Taking a somewhat direct approach to the problem, he placed himself in a sawpit with a scythe fixed to a stick in his hand and directed the women to straddle the pit . He then gave each the mark-of-the-beast (c. 1715). The pit being too deep for the length of his instrument , tall women received only a moderate scratch , but little women, because their legs were so short and more within his reach, received a somewhat larger cut . The long and the short of it? They both went home with an everlasting-wound (17th C), known in some quarters as the divine-scar (18th C). The Devil, henceforth, was to be known as Old Nick or Ole Scratch; and the c**t [cunt, as slit (17th-20th C), nick , and gash (both 16th-20thC).'
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