stroke:

1. Of a male, to masturbate . See masturbation-male for synonyms.

2. More rarely, to engage in or perform sexual-intercourse . See copulation for synonyms.

Quote: Kitty (Catherine Zeta Jones) about her future mother-in-law Duchess Lucinda (Barbara Hershey) in Splitting Heirs (1993): ' That's Henry's mother , the black sheep of the family . She took so many strokes in the Sixties they called her the U.S. Open .'

See Also: babe-a-licious, babellicious, bastinado, batter, bill and coo, billie-coo, caress, get a heart attack, have a heart attack, mastocontrectation, masturbation-male, paradise strokes, pump handle, short strokes, stroke, Stroke-Ability Scale, tibiocontrectation, titillate, trimming the hedges, vinegar strokes

Quotes Containing stroke:
Divorce lawyer Gavin D''Amato (Danny DeVito) in War of the Roses (1989): ''If love is blind , marriage is like having a stroke .''
Divorce lawyer Gavin D'Amato (Danny DeVito) in War of the Roses (1989): 'If love is blind , marriage is like having a stroke .'
Divorce lawyer Gavin D''Amato (Danny DeVito) in War of the Roses (1989): ''If love is blind , marriage is like having a stroke .''
Auto mechanic Ed Walters (Tim Robbins) explaining the ignition problem to Cathrine Boyd (Meg Ryan) and her fianc (Stephen Fry) in I.Q. (1995): - James Norton: ''What is wrong with the car?'' - Ed Walters: ''Well, my guess is your stroke is too short and your getting premature ignition. (Turns to Catherine) Does it ever feel that way?''
Wayne Campbell (Mike Meyers) and Garht Algar (Dana Carvey) about model Claudia Schiffer in Wayne''s World (1992): - Wayne: ''She''s a babe!'' - Garth: ''She''s magically babe-a-licious!'' - Wayne: ''She tested very high on the Stroke-Ability-Scale .''
James Morton (Stephen Fry) and auto mechanic Ed Walters (Tim Robbins>) who flirts with Catherine Boyd (Meg Ryan) while explaining the problem with the M .G. in I.Q. (1994): - James: 'What is wrong with the car?' - Ed: 'Well, my guess is your stroke is too short and your getting premature ignition. (To M .R.) Does it ever feel that way?'
Wayne Campbell (Mike Meyers) speaking of model Claudia Schiffer in Wayne''s World (1992): ''She''s a babe! She tested very high on the Stroke-Ability-Scale .''
Wayne Campbell (Mike Meyers) speaking of model Claudia Schiffer in Wayne''s World (1992): ''She''s a babe! She tested very high on the Stroke-Ability-Scale .''
Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) adressing his son''s class in City Slickers (1991):''Value this time in your life , kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices. It goes by so fast. When you''re a teenager , you think you can do anything and you do . Your twenties are a blur. Thirty, you raise your family , you make a little money and you think to yourself: What happened to my twenties? Forties, you grow a little pot belly , you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud. One of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Fifties, you have a minor surgery. You''ll call-it ''a procedure'' but it''s a surgery. Sixties, you''ll have a major surgery. The music is still loud but it doesn''t matter because you can''t hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, start eating dinner at two o''clock in the afternoon . You have lunch around ten , breakfast the night before. Spend most of your time wandering around malls, looking for the ultimate soft yogourt and muttering: How come the kids don''t call? The eighties, you have a major stroke . You end up blabbering to some Jamaican nurse that your wife can''t stand and that you call mama. Any questions?''

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