first:

1. Or: to be-the-first (one) to deflower a virvin. See deflower for synonyms.

2. Short for first-base .

See Also: 1-2-1, 10-Pounder, 175, 175er, 24/7/365, 3-Fs, 34 1/2, 3P, 411, 50:50, 59ing, 606, 63, 69, 900 number, a bit of crumpet, a bit of fat, a bit of raspberry, a bit of rough, a bit of skin, a-buck, a-bucking, a2m, abandonment (of a spouse), abduction (play), aberration, abnormal chromosome effects, abnormal presentation, abortion law, abortionist, absolute inversion, ace poker, acquaintance, acquaintance rape, active, active castration complex, Adam, adamatical, adamic, adamical, adamite, adelphirexia, adelphithymia, adelphogamy, adelphogomous, adolescent homosexuality, advancing years, affair, affair of love, afgay, afghan, after-market, agape, agapism, age, age of majority, agedness, aging actress, agnuopia, agoraphobia, alamo!, all butched up, all the way, alley cat, alloandrism, allogynia, allonemia, allorgasmia, alpha and omega, alprosradil, alternative lovestyle, ambibiosis, ambisexuality, amblyopic organ, amelotasis, American trombone, ammunition whore, amorist, amorous paranoia, amputation fetish(ism), amputee fetish(ism), anagapesis, anal fetishism, anal play, anal sexual play, analism, anatomically correct, androgyne, androgynophilia, androgynous fucking, angel, angelcakes, anisogamia, ankle-biter, anorchia, anus, aphallatosis, appetence, appetency, appetite, apple of one's eye, ardor veneris, Are you keeping it for the worms?, arrow, ars musica, arse pirate, article, asexualization, ashes hauled, ass in a sling, ass man, ass-kissing, ass-licking, ass-out, ass-to-mouth, asshole bandit, asshole buddy, assume the position, autagonistophilia, auto-fisting, auto-genital stimulation, autoagonistophilia, autoassassinatophilia, autoassassinophilia, autodermatophagia, autofetishism, autopederasty, autophagy, autophilia, autosadism, autoscophilia, autoscopophilia, autumn of life, B.V., baby boom, Baby Gets Clean, baby pro, babycakes, bach, bach it, bach night, bachelor bait, bachelor girl, bachelor night, backside artist, bacterial vaginosis, bad boy, bad date, bad-ass, baked alaska, baked ass, ball and chain, ball wracker, ball-breaker, ball-buster, ballooning effect, ballroom, balls in a sling, banana, bang, bang-bang-bang, bank, barber's chair, bareback rider, bargain basement, bart, bash leather, bat, bat one's eyes at, bat up, battle-axe, bayonet, bazookas, be at number one, be sick, beads, beard, beard flit, bearded clam, beast, beast with two backs, beat it while the beating is good, beat of one's heart, beat the gun, beat to it, beau nasty, Beaulah, beaver fryer, beaver patrol, beaver pose, beaver posse, beaver shooter, beaver shot, become a lady, bed bunny, bedbug, bedmate, beef bags, beetle, bejonkers, beldam(e), belly woman, beloved, belt, Ben Wa Balls, bender, berthas, best girl, better fraction, better half, Betty Swollocks, bicycle rider, bidet, big game, big legs, big piece of meat, big-ass, bigamy, Bihari procedure, bike, Bill, bimbo, binding, bing-bang-thank-you-mam, bio boy, bird dog, birdcage, birth control clinic, birthday attire, birthday clothes, birthday gear, birthday suit, bisexuality, bit of cauliflower, bit of crumb, bit of ebony, bit of fat, bit of goods, bit of jam, bit of mutton, bit of raspberry, bit of rough, bit of skin, bit of skirt, bit of spare, bitch, bitch magnet, bitch-queen, Bite of the Boar, bitter half, bivirist, blast off, blaze the trail, bloke, bloody flag is up, the, blow a kiss, blow off, blow off on the groundsels, blow one's wad, blow stick, blow the groundsels, bludgeon, blue handkerchief, blue joke, blue skin, bod, body odor, body worship, body's captain, bon vivant, bone, bone-up, boneless stiff, boo, boodle, booger, boosies, boot slave, bordello, bored, boss pimp, boss player, bottom's up, bowl of wax fruit, bowlegged, box the compass, boy toy, bra-burner, brasser, bread, break, break in the balls, break luck, breaking luck, breast man, bright specimen, a, broken her teacup, bronc, bronco, bronk, brother, brought out, brown eye miner, brown sugar, browning, bubbies, bubble-gummer, bubby circus, bubby heaters, buddy, buff, buffle, bug up the ass, bully, bum chain, bum plumber, bump-n-run, bumper, bungie-boy, bunker, bunkie, bunky, bunny fuck, Burlap sister, Burmese balls, burn out, bury the wick, bush, bush child, business, bust a nut, busters, bustle, butch as Kong, butch femme, butched up, butcher, butt in, butt out!, butter and dash, buttered bun, buttinsky, buttock, button mushroom, button-short, C-food, cab-moll, cake, call house, call of nature, Call wardrobe!, Camille, camp, camp culture, camp it up, camp names, can entertain, candida vaginal infection, candy-assed, candy-maker, cane, canoodle, canoodler, cantaloupes, captain has come, captain is at home, captivate, caress, carezza, carnal desire, carpenters dream, carry off one's feet, Casanova, casigamy marriage, casimeria, castrato, cat around, cat call, cataphilist, caught between the pointers and setters, cavaliere servente, cave, cave man, cave of harmony, CDA, CDT, ceiling inspector, chance sandwich, chancroid, change one's luck, charactronym, charcoal blossom, charcoal lily, charmer, cheap thing, cheat, cheeker, cheesing, chemise, cherry in the hand, cherry ripe, cherry-merry, chezolagnia, Chicago Society for Human Rights, chichis, chick with stick, chickabiddy, chicken hawk, chicken ranch, chicken-on-a-spit, chimney sweep, chin-strap, chipmunk, chippy on, chitty-faced, chlamydia, Chlamydia trachomatis, chocolate drop, chorophobia, chrematisophilia, Christine, Christine Jorgensen, chronophilia, chuck the muck, chum, chumbawumbas, cinch, Cinderella, cingulomania, circle, circle jerk, circus, circus love, clap eyes on, clap one's eyes on, clap with one hand, clapometer, click right off the bat, closet, the, club, club date, club sandwich, co husband, co wife, cock, cock and ball harness, cock harness, cock of the walk, cock-a-fanny, cockatrice, cockbiter, cockhound, cockquean, cockroach, cocksman, Cockzilla, codger, Cogito, ergo sum, cohabit, coitus à cheval, coitus ante portas, coitus inter femora, coitus interfemoris, coitus legitimus, coitus wheel, cojones, comarital, combustoflatulation, come across, come out, come out of the closet, come out to oneself, come-freak, come-queen, come-up-and-see-me-sometime look, coming, coming into your own, coming out, coming out of the closet, coming out process, commit to someone, common carrier, Communications Decency Act, community chest, condom, condom earring, condyloma (acuminata), constable, contrasexual, controsexual, cop and blow, copulate, copulation, core gender identity, cornhole palace, cotquean, count ceiling tiles, coup de foudre, couple-to-couple, courtesan, covert homosexual, cow, crack it, cream in one's coffee, cream of the crop, cream one's knickers, cream one's pants, cream one's silkies, crib, crib-house, crimson crowbar, cross-dressing, crotch voyeur, crumpet, crunch queen, crush, crusty beau, cryptorchidism, cuckold, cuckold the parson, cuckoldry, Cui peccare licet peccat minus, cum, cum drum, cum-freak, cumdrum, cundum, cunt, cupcakes, Cupids kettledrums, curb crawl, curb crawling, current excitement, custom-house, cut him off, cutty-eye, cystitis, dacrylagnia, dagger, damaged goods, dame, darling, darlink, dash, date, date of menarche, De duobus malis, minus est semper eligendum, dead beat of one's heart, Dear John, dear one, debauchee, debut, declining years, defecation, deficiency love, defloration, deflowering, deft-and-dumb, Delilah syndrome, deliver a baby, delusional jealousy, depersonalization, derriere, desertion, desire phase, desire stage, deuterition, deuterogamy, devilette, devirgination, diapnolagnia, dick-teaser, die for, digamy, dill, dippoldism, dirk, dirty old man, dirty spot, dirty weekend, discipline, discover gender, discover one's gender, dishabillopedia, displaceability of libido, displacement, diuresis, diurnal pollution, divining rod, do one's office, do the beast with two backs, do the bowling hold, do the chores, do the right thing, do the two-backed beast, docking, Doering Rule, dogging, dollar-an-inch man, dollink, dolly-mop, dolo, dom-sub, domestic partner, domination and submission, donar, dont fight it, its bigger than both of us, dork, double bagger, double butterfly, double cross, double dong, double doorknob (buttplug), double dude, double event, double feature, double moral standard, double sexual standard, double standard, double up on, double-clock, double-clocker, double-crosser, doughed-up darling, Dowager Queen, drab, drabble-tail, drag show, draggle-tail, drain off, drain the rad, drain the radiator, drama queen, Dreadnought, drive-thru, droit du seigneur, drop beads, drop one's beads, drop one's cookies, drop ones load, drop the plate, dry fuck, dry hump, dry rub, dual masturbation, duck-butt, duffis, Dulcinea, dummy, dunkie, dusky dame, eager beaver, easy lay, easy make, easy mark, easy meat, easy ride, easy rider, easy woman, eating out, elderliness, emission, emission phase, end, Engirix B, Enovid, epicene, epicenism, erotica, erotogenicity, escort agency, escort service, eunuch, Eves custom-house, excremental engineer, exercise one's marital rights, explain the chain, expose onself, express queen, eye, eye of the ass, eye that weeps most when best pleased, eye to eye, factory equipped, fag-lang, faglish, fair game, fairy, fall in love (with), fallen star, fam, fancy, fancy man, fancy-pants, fans her pussy, fast fuck, Fat Frank, Fat Injection, fat one, fat-ass, favor, favorite dish, feed the pussy, feel funny about, feel the Colt's tooth, fem, feminacy, feminine heart pumper, femme, femoke, femoral coitus, femoral intercourse, fence, ferry, fervent, fervid, fetishizing, ficaro, fifty-fifty, fill one with come, fine figure, finger, firm worm, first, first base, first stage of ejaculation, first-timer, fish, fish supper, five against one, five on one, five-minute shack up, fix someone up, fladge, flag, flag-about, flagger, flagpole, flannel-shirt dyke, flash, flash in the pan, flat tire, flea and louse, flesh sandwich, flinking, flirtatious, flirty, floater, flogging cully, floozy, flophouse, fluzie, flying the red flag, fool trap, forbidden fruit, forest, fornicate, fornication, fornicator, four-letter word, free for all, free holder, free lover, frenchified, fresh bit, fresh meat, fresh stock, Freudian, frictation, friend has come, frig, front marriage, fruitnugget, fuck around, fuck the fist, fuck your fist, fuck-me pumps, fucked by the fickle finger of fate, fucks anything on two legs, fucks anything with a hole in it, full-bosomed figure, full-figured, funk stick, fuzz face, G-spot, the, gagger, Gail, gal, Gallic disease, gamahuche, ganzabil, garbage woman, gardnerella, Gardnerella vaginalis, gaucho, gay chicken, gay girl, gay lingo, gay slang, gay woman, gaylese, gayness, gaytalk, gazongas, geisha balls, gender dysphoria, gender identity, genital herpes, genital herpes simplex virus, genital warts, gestation, get, get a little, get on ones prick, get on ones wick, get one's bed, get one's greens, get to first base, gin-and-fuck-it, ginch, Ginger, ginger girl, girl, girlie, give up rhythm, glad rags, glass asshole, globular hemispheres, go all the way, go domestic, go down, go Hollywood, go public, go the length, go the limit, go the whole way, going down (like a submarine), gold mine, gold-miner, golden age, golden shower, golden years, golden-ager, gone case, good figure, good looker, gooseberry den, gorilla pimp, grab a bird, grande passion, grandma, grant a favor, grant favors, grant sexual favors, grant the favor, grapes, grass-back, Greek god, green goods, green goose, green pee, greens, the, grids, grimm's fairy, grind, ground rations, groupie, grousegrunt, grow on, growler, guavas, gun, gussy up, gutter limits, guy, gym, gymnasium, gynaecologist, gynecologist, H, had'em, hair-job, hairy bit, hairy-chested, half-virgin, hammering, hand ball, hardcore pornography, harm, Harvard style, has-been, hat rack, have a little death, have one's aunt, have one's auntie with one, have ones greens, hawk one's meat, hawk one's pearly, he-male, he-man, headache, headlamps, headlights, hear the call, heart, heart and soul, heart's desire, heartthrob, heaven, heavy date, hedge whore, hedge-creeper, hedonism, heel, hemale, hemispheres, hermaphrodite, herosexual, heterovalent, hey-hey hussy, hide the candy, high Russian, highway queen, his lordship, His Majesty in purple cap, hit and run sex, hit it off, hit the sheets, hits both ways, hobbler, hobby horse, hog, hold a bowling ball, hole, hole in one, hole out in one, a, holer, Holland, home base, home plate, home run, homicidophilia, homogenic, homogenitalism, homogenitality, homoism, homophylophilia, honey fuck, honey man, honeycakes, honeyfuck, honeymoon, honeymoon bladder, honeymoon cystitis, honeysuckle vine, honkies, hook shop, hootchy-kootchy, hopped-up job, hopping bug, horned, hornified, horny, horse and buggy fuggy, horseman, hot as a firecracker, hot baby, hot flash, hot flush, hot pudding for supper, house of assignation, HPV, hum-yum girl, human papilloma virus, hump, hump your fist, humper, Hundred-And-Seventy-Fiver, hunk of ass, hunk of beef, hunk of butt, hunkorama, hunky, hurl, hurt not harm, husband, husband's supper, hygrophilematous, hyperphilia, hysteroscopy, iceberg, icebox, icicle, ID, idiogamist, illegal cohabitation, illicit relations, illicit sex, impotence, impotent, in between, in drab, in full feather, in full fig, in gear, in one's Sunday best, in one's Sunday clothes, in the closet, in the saddle, in up to the eyes, in up to the gills, in-call, in-group, in-law, inamorata, inamorato, incest, incest taboo, incontinent, industrial debutante, inexperienced, infantilism, infatuate, infidelity, innocent girl, insertor, inside-out strip, intact, interfemoral intercourse, intergenerational relationship, intersexual, intimacy, intracrural intercourse, intromission, inunctionism, invert, inverted nipple, invirility, involutional depression, ipserotic, Irish root, isosexual, It girl, jab, jacksie, jailhouse pussy, jake-drinker, January and May marriage, jelly juice, Jericho, jerk, jerk juice, jewel coaxer, jilted, jock itch, jockstrap itch, Joe Doe, Joe Zilch, John Doe, John Thomas, johnny-come-lately, Jorgensen, joy juice, joygasm, jubblies, jublies, juice, jump off/out at..., jump the gun, junior, jus primae noctis, karezza, karma, keeping cully, kidney wiper, King Kong Dong, King Neptune, king triad, kinky, Kinsey Report, Kinsey Six, kiss, kiss and tell, knock, lady of easy virtue, lady-killer, lamma hutching, Lavender Menace, lawful wife, lay eyes on, lay it out, lay one's eyes on, leading article, learn a new way, leather, Leather Lane, leg, leg man, lemons, lick, licker, lie in a state, lift a leg, light of one's eyes, light of one's life, light-o'-love, light-of-love, lily of the valley, linguist, lip, lip-sucking kiss, little brother, little charmer, little death, Little Genie, Little Miss Roundheels, live one, load, loaded gun, loaves, long and short of it, the, Long Dong Silver, long eye, look bar, lose it, lose one's cherry, lose the old head over, love, love at first blush, love at first sight, love buds, love favor, love life, love muffins, love of one's life, the, love philter, love potion, love scene, love-hate, lovebirds, loved one, lovee, lovelorn, lovemaking, lovey-dovey, low road, lulus, macaroni, mack man, macromastia, magic wand, main, main bitch, main dish, main hole, main piece, main squeeze, Major Woody, make an honest woman of, make bedroom eyes at, make eyes at, make love, make the beast with two backs, making love, making the beast with two backs, male chauvinist pig, mammary mounds, man, man trap, mangle, manglish, mangoes, mankind, mantrap, marble palace, marriage in name only, marshmallows, masturbate, masturbation, masturbation-female, masturbation-male, maypole, MCP, McQ, measurements, meat, meat loaves, meat market, meatballs, melons, Member for Cockshire, menage a trois, menstruation, mercy fuck, mermaid, mess with nature, metamorphosis sexualis paranoia, milk buckets, milk sacks, misogynist, misogyny, Miss America Pageant, Miss Tijuana, missis, Mister Happy, Mister Poky, Mister Wiggly, mixoscopia, momism, monogamous, monogamy, monophobia, mooky, moon, mooning, Morbus Gallicus, Morbus Hispanics, Morbus Indicus, Morbus Neapolitanus, mother, mother-in-law, mouse, movie rating system, Mr. Blank, Mr. Right, Mrs. Blank, Mrs. Right, Mrs. Warren's girl, muffins, mug, mulatto, multiple climax, multiple orgasm, murphies, mutton dagger, mutual masturbation, naked, natural child, neck, neckers knob, nether end, nether eye, nippers, nonsexist language, novercaphobia, number one, number three, number two, nut-cruncher, O.A.O., object of one's affection, octoroon, old bat, old battle-axe, old codger, old hat, old ladies homes, old one-eye, old timer, omnibus, omnisexual, on the fence, oncer, one and only, one hand clapping, one handed clapping, one minute fuck, one of the knights, one's everything, one's own, one's person, one's weakness, one-2-one, one-arm driver, one-eye(d), one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser snake, one-night stand, one-nighter, one-way, onicker, onliest, oomph, open up, opposite sex, optophobia, orchidectomy, Oreo cookie, orgasm, other half, other woman, the, out, outed, over the hill, pad, Paddy, pair of Cupids kettledrums, pair of headlights, pair of kettledrums, palimony, pancakes, panel, panel house, pansexual, panty, panty hose, papa cherry, papayas, paraphilic adolescentilism, paraphilic juvenilism, part-timer, partial to, party, party girl, pash, patootie, pay papa, PC muscle, peaches, pearl diver, pears, Pedro, peg, peg-boy, pelvic inflammatory disease, pen bait, penile braggart, penis muliebris, personification, peter out, philanderer, philter, phonophobia, physic face, piccolo, pichon, pick a rosebud, picker-upper, pimp, pimping, pimpmobile, pin, pin-up, pinup, pinup boy, pissing for shits and giggles, pitch a tent, pitcher, pity fuck, plant a big one, plant one, plant one's wild oats, plant the oats, plant wild oats, play around (with), play doctor, play games with, player, playgirl, pleaser, plough, plow, pocket polka, pocket twister, pocket waltz, pole work, polish one's ass on the top sheet, ponce off, poo-bah, poodle queen, pop a cherry, pop off, pop ones cork, pop the cork, pornography, position, potatoes, pound leather, pranny, pratt, pre-cum, pre-orgasmic woman, preferred stock, pregnant, pretty-boy, prick-scourer, prick-skinner, prick-teaser, primary syphilis, Princeton rub, Princeton style, private property, Privy Member, promiscuous, prong, proper Casanova, a, prospector, prostitute, prune person, psychobabble, public convenience, pubococcygeal muscle, pubococcygeous muscle, pubococcygeus, pudding, pudendum, pull, pulse accelerator, pulse upperer, pump handle, punani, punch, punchboard, puppy love, Purple Hand, The, pursonality papa, pushing box, put horns on, put it about, put the horns on, quadroon, quandong, queen, Queen of Hearts, queen on a broomstick, queen triad, queen's vernacular, queenie, Qui dormit, non peccat, quick in-and-out job, a, quick one, quick piece (of ass), quick push, quick sex, quickie, ram-bam-thank-you-ma'am, ramming, Ramona Rottencrotch, rancid flower, rantallion, raspberry, raven beauty, reading with one hand, red rag, red-light districk, rejection, relationship, reno-it, Reno-vate, Reno-vation, rifle, right of the first night, Rino Tama, rise in the Levis, road, road kid, rocks off, roll, roll in the hay, roll-dog, rosebud, roundheel, roundheeled gal, roundheeler, roundheels, rub, rubbins, rug rat, run after, rutter, saddle, sandwich, saveloy, scalder, scale, scarlet letter, scoops, scope, scratch, screw, screw around, screw off, scrud, scurvy end, second base, second-hand dartboart, secret sorrow, see, self-abuse, self-cannibalism, self-flagellation, self-love, self-pleasure, self-pleasuring, self-pollution, self-stimulation, senectitude, senescence, sergeant major, set eyes on, set one's eyes on, sewing circle, sex, sex bunny, sex for one, sex goddess, sex kitten, sex toys, sex with someone you love, sex-chauvinist, sex-linked, sex-on-the-run, sextacy, sextortioner, sextrology, sexual ego, sexual intercourse, sexual relations, sexual reproduction, sexualogy, shady lady, shafting, shake the dew off the lily, shake the peg, share a bed with, Sheba, Sheik, shit on a stick, shitter, shooting gallery, short one, shot of beaver, a, shotgun marriage, shotgun wedding, show one's true colors, shrimp job, side-by-side position, Silastic, simulsexual, sitting on the fence, Six-o-Six, sixty-nine, Sixty-Ninth Street Bridge, sixty-three, sizzling, skid marks, skirt, slam-bam-thankee-ma'am, slattern, sleaze, sleazy, sleeping partner, slick leggins, slip her one, sloppy seconds, sloptimist, slut, smitten, smitten with, smock service, smockage, smoke, smooth article, smoothie, Snaky-Lick Trick, snapper, snapping turtle, snowstorm, snuff film, snuff movie, soft butch, soft chancre, soft job, soft leg, soft roll, soft spot, softening of the hearters, soiled senior citizen, southern hemisphere, southern love, sow one's wild oats, sow some wild oats, Spanish fly, spark, sparker, sperm-sucker, spill, splash, spoon, spoon fashion, spread eagle, spuds, squaw man, stable-my-naggie, staff-breaker, star of the line, star-gazer, stargazer, starter marriage, stay in the closet, STD, steady, steady date, steady goer, step out, step out on, stepping out on, stiffy, stink pot, stinkpot, stinky-pinky, stoat, stone butch, street girl, street walker, street whore, street worker, streetwalker, streetwalking, striptease, striptease to go, stud, stuff, submarine watching, suck, fuck, tickle balls and rim, sugar bowl, sugar brown, sugar daddy, sugar honey, sugar papa, Sunday clothes, sure thing, sweater meat, sweater treats, sweet nothings, sweet rolls, sweetcakes, sweetheart, sweetie, sweetie pie, swing both ways, swinging, swinging single, swings both ways, switch club, switch-hitter, sword swallower, tadger, tail chicken, taint, take a cherry, take a flier, take a turn in the barrel, take in cream, take one's bed, take the meat out, talk to management, tamales, tater tots, tea voider, tear in the eye, tear in the lily, teenager, teeny bop, teeny bopper, teeny-rocker, tell the folks, ten, tenderoni, tent, tent pole, Thai beads, that funny feeling, thesocratia, thigh sandwich, thighs, thing, thing-a-ling, thingstable, third base, thirsty, thorough-good-natured wench, three F's, Three P, three-dimensional romance, three-layer cake, three-legged, three-penny upright, three-penny uprighter, three-time, threesome, throws a mean fuck, throws a wicked fuck, thump, tickle, tip the velvet, tired-old queen, tired-old thing, tit man, tits man, titties, to be late, to die for, todger, toilet slave, token chicken, token-queer, tom, tomato, tomatoes, tomboy, tomcat, tongue somebody out, toots, tootsie, tootsie-wootsie, tootsy, tootsy-wootsy, top-diver, torch carrier, torch of Venus, Torquemada, Tomas de, torquemadian, touch-me-not garden, town b, town bike, town pump, town punch, town tramp, toxic shock syndrome, toy boy, trading post, trailer girl, transgender, transition, transsexual, transsexualism, transsexuality, trat, triangle, tribadism, tribady, tribology, Trichomonas vaginalis, trichomoniasis, trick baby, trick day, trick night, trick-out, triolism, triple penetration, tripsolagnia, triskaidekaphile, Tristan, troilism, troll, trot, trouser snake, trouser tent, truck driver, true confession, true hermaphrodite, true to her sheets, truelove, TSS, Turkish medal, turn gay, turn out, turtle, turtle head, turtle's head, tweenager, twenty-four seven, twirl, two snaps up, two-time, two-timer, two-timing, two-way girl, twofer, udders, Ugandan affairs, Ugandan discussions, umfriend, umph, unbutton the mutton, undercover fag, undercover man, undescended testes, unruly member, up to the ears in love, ups, upside-down kiss, uranian, uranist, urination, uxoravalence, uxoriosis, vacation, vacationer, vagetarian, vaginal balls, vaginal urination, vaginitis, vagitarian, valentine, vanilla and chocolate, Varga(s) girl, Vatican roulette, vegetable stick, venereal sore, vice disease, view master, view queen, village bicycle, village bike, virgin queen, vital statistics, vitricophobia, voluptuary, vomit, wad, walk the streets, walk-up fuck, walkout, wall queen, wallopies, wand, wank mag, wank stick, wanker, wannabe, warheads, warm(ing) the husbands supper, watch and seals, watermelons, wear a cut-glass veil, wear a mourning veil, wear one's badge, wear the ring, wearing a birthday suit, weekend ho, weekend scenario, weekend warrior, weiner, well up for it, wench, wet and willing, Wet Cuddles, wet deck(s), wet-on, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, wham-bam-thank-you-Sam, whanker, what's-his-name, wheelchair set, whip it out, whipster, whistle, whole, whoozis, whoozit, whoring days, wick, wiener, wienie wagger, wife, wild oats, Wilde Oscar, wings, wink somebody down, wink the brown eye, winnie, winter coals, woman of easy morals, woman of easy virtue, woman of loose morals, woman with roundheels, won ton, woo, wool, wop shop, work a crib, work a ginger, work one's ass off, WPW, wreck, wrecked, Xerox queen, yak, yard on, yardage, yellow handkerchief, yellow-stream queer, yes man, yes-girl, yes-sayer, yo-yo knickers, you know who, yoyo, yumph, zipless fuck, zipperfish, zoolinction, zoom in

Quotes Containing first:
Christopher Marlowe: ''Who ever loved that loved not at first sight.''
Porthos (Oliver Platt) to D''Artagnan (Chris O''Donnell) in The Three Musketeers (1993): ''D''Artagnan, if you are to be a proper musketeer you shall have to be schooled in the manly art of wenching. (...) The secret of wenching is in the first kiss for in that first kiss a lasting impression is made. Right, ladies? If it is weak she''ll think you''re weak. If it is comical she''ll think you''re a clown. (...) And as a musketeer is never weak and only rarely a clown you''re first kiss must be all the things that you are. Like this.''
The First Lady, Larramie Royce (Jill Ireland) to secret service agent Jay Killian (Charles Bronson) if he?s falling in-love-with the first lady in Assassination (1987):''Killian, these are Italian shoes. They qualify as a lethal weapon . You lay one finger on me and you?ll get one in the southern-hemisphere .''
George (George Burns) and Mamie (Gracie Allen) in Walking the Baby (1932): - George: ''I''ll bet that I''m the first fellow that ever kissed you.'' - Mamie: ''Oh, you are.'' - George: ''I believe it , too.'' - Mamie: ''Yeah, and you''re the first fellow that ever believed it , too.''
Fat Bastard (Mike Myers) in Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): ''First things first . Where''s your shitter . I''ve got a turtle poking out .''
n their first meeting, both Douglas Hall (Craig Bierko) and Jane Fuller (Gretchen Mol) have a feeling of dja vu in The Thirteenth Floor (1999): ''They say that dja vu is usually a sign of love-at-first-sight .''
Melissa Morrison (Saffron Burrows) in Hotel of Love (1996): ''My mother believed in love-at-first-sight with Dad, with her second husband , and her third.''
King Arthur (Sean Connery) in First Knight (1995): ''I take the good with the bad . I can''t love people in pieces. ''
King Arthur (Sean Connery) in First Knight (1995): ''I take the good with the bad . I can''t love people in pieces. ''
King Arthur (Sean Connery) in First Knight (1995): ''I take the good with the bad . I can''t love people in pieces. ''
King Arthur (Sean Connery) in First Knight (1995): ''I take the good with the bad . I can''t love people in pieces. ''
Charlie Chong (Jan Gan Boyd) asking Jay Killian (Charles Bronson) if he''s falling in-love-with the First Lady in Assassination (1987): ''Are you falling for that bimbo?''
''I''m going out for a bite to drink.'' Count Vladimir Dracula (George Hamilton) in Love at First Bite (1979)
Elsa Carrington (Madeleine Carroll) to Richard Ashenden (John Gielgud) in Secret Agent (1936): ''I fell in-love-with you at first sight; not a crush but a crash.''
Elsa Carrington (Madeleine Carroll) to Richard Ashenden (John Gielgud) in Secret Agent (1936): ''I fell in-love-with you at first sight; not a crush but a crash.''
Elsa Carrington (Madeleine Carroll) to Edgar Brodie/Richard Ashenden (John Gielgud) in Secret Agent (1936): ''I fell in-love-with you at first sight; not a crush but a crash.''
Tom Waits: ''I''m not weird or anything. I don''t tie myself up first .''
Tom Waits: ''I''m not weird or anything. I don''t tie myself up first .''
Anton Chekhov, Uncle Vanya (1897): ''A woman can become a man''s friend only in the following stages; first an acquaintance , next a mistress , and only then a friend.''
Lance (Anthony Edwards) to Walter 'Gib' Gibson (John Cusack) before introducing him to The Sure Thing (1985): 'Tonight is the first night of the rest of your sex-life .'
Lancelot (Richard Gere) in First Knicht (1995): ''I dare not kiss so lovely a lady . I have but one heart to lose.''
Charlie Chong (Jan Gan Boyd) asking Jay Killian (Charles Bronson) about his interest in The First Lady in Assassination (1987): ''Are your salmons swimming upstream?''
Lancelot (Richard Gere) in First Knicht (1995): ''I dare not kiss so lovely a lady . I have but one heart to lose.''
Maria Acuna (Rita Hayworth) to Robert Davis (Fred Astaire) in You Were Never Lovelier (1942): ''Am I the first girl you never kissed?''
Lucy Trager (Gwyneth Paltrow) and her older sister Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins) in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Lucy: 'I need your advice on moaning.' - Rebecca: 'Moaning?' - Lucy: 'Yeah. Now, is it better to moan or to act like you're stifling the moan, or just not to moan at all?' - Rebecca: 'Just be natural. Don't act , just be yourself.' - Lucy: 'Becky, we're not on a talk show, you know , you can tell me for real.' - Rebecca: 'Well, it's been a long time, but in my experience the best thing is to breathe very deeply at first . That way you bring him inside you first through his smell and then through the rhythm of your own breath until those places inside you start to tighten and to tingle until you hit the change. The change is where things really start happening on their own.' - Lucy: 'Hmm, and that's why I do the moaning.' - Rebecca: 'No, that's where you let-go .' - Lucy: 'Let go of what? You're being too vague. Start from the beginning and don't use phrases like 'places inside' and 'hitting the change'. What is that? Be specific, okay? When do I moan? I mean, how long should I do that breathing thing? Should I open my eyes?'
Lucy Trager (Gwyneth Paltrow) and her older sister Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins) in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Lucy: ''I need your advice on moaning.'' - Rebecca: ''Moaning?'' - Lucy: ''Yeah. Now, is it better to moan or to act like you''re stifling the moan, or just not to moan at all?'' - Rebecca: ''Just be natural. Don''t act , just be yourself.'' - Lucy: ''Becky, we''re not on a talk show, you know , you can tell me for real.'' - Rebecca: ''Well, it''s been a long time, but in my experience the best thing is to breathe very deeply at first . That way you bring him inside you first through his smell and then through the rhythm of your own breath until those places inside you start to tighten and to tingle until you hit the change. The change is where things really start happening on their own.'' - Lucy: ''Hmm, and that''s why I do the moaning.'' - Rebecca: ''No, that''s where you let-go .'' - Lucy: ''Let go of what? You''re being too vague. Start from the beginning and don''t use phrases like ''places inside'' and ''hitting the change''. What is that? Be specific, okay? When do I moan? I mean, how long should I do that breathing thing? Should I open my eyes?''
Jerry Warrimer (Cary Grant) just before falling prey to such suspicions himself in The Awful Truth (1937: ''That''s the trouble with most marriages today. People are always imagining things. The road to Reno is paved with suspicions. The first thing you know they all end up in a divorce court.''
Jerry Warrimer (Cary Grant) just before falling prey to such suspicions himself in The Awful Truth (1937): ''That''s the trouble with most marriages today. People are always imagining things. The road to Reno is paved with suspicions. The first thing you know they all end up in a divorce court.''
Chester Wooley (Lou Costello) refusing to marry the Widow Hawkins (Marjorie Main) in The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap (1947): 'Mrs. Hawkins, marriage is nothing but a three ring circus : first the engagement ring , and then the wedding ring , and then the suffering.'
Axel (Johnny Depp) in Arizona Dream (1994): ''It was wrong to say I was falling in-love because I never felt any weight; I was really flying in-love for the first time in my life .''
John Scott (John Wayne) about Kansas Charly''s (Edward Chandler) baldness in The Desert Trail (1935): ''That''s the first forehead I ever saw that ran clear to the back of the neck .''
The impresario Thomas Barry (Ned Sparks) in 42nd Street (1933): ''I don''t like his face or any part of him. He looks like a Bulgarian boll weevil mourning his first born.''
Bob Seton (John Wayne) invited to dinner by William Cantrel (Walter Pigeon) in Dark Command (1940): ''It''s the first time I ever had two kinds of birds with one meal: turkey to eat and buzzards to look at.''
The impresario Thomas Barry (Ned Sparks) in 42nd Street (1933): ''I don''t like his face or any part of him. He looks like a Bulgarian boll weevil mourning his first born.''
John Scott (John Wayne) about Kansas Charly''s (Edward Chandler) baldness in The Desert Trail (1935): ''That''s the first forehead I ever saw that ran clear to the back of the neck .''
Caroline (Andie MacDowell) and Charles (Hugh Grant) in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1993): - Carrie: ''Why do you think it''s called honeymoon?'' - Charles: ''Hmmm, I don''t know . I-suppose it''s honey because it''s sweet as honey and moon because it''s the first time a husband got to see his wife''s bottom .''
Ruth (Jill Clayburgh) and Dan (Walter Matthau) in First Monday in October (1981): - Ruth Loomis: ''You''re an arrogant, self-centered, male-chauvinist-pig .'' - Dan Snow: ''You''re just being sweet to me because I''m a man .''
Justice Dan Snow (Walter Matthau) in First Monday in October (1981): ''Just being offensive is not an offense. One man''s pornography may be another man''s poetry.'' Possibly a rewording of a famous line by Supreme Court Justice John Marshall Harlan said in a 1971 case on free speech: ''One man''s vulgarity is another man''s lyric.''
Justice Dan Snow (Walter Matthau) on the subject of pornography in First Monday in October (1981): ''So it''s crap! What if it is crap? That''s not the point . Crap has the right to be crap .''
Justice Dan Snow (Walter Matthau) in First Monday in October (1981): ''Just being offensive is not an offense. One man''s pornography may be another man''s poetry.'' Possibly a rewording of a famous line by Supreme Court Justice John Marshall Harlan said in a 1971 case on free speech: ''One man''s vulgarity is another man''s lyric.''
Justice Dan Snow (Walter Matthau) on the subject of pornography in First Monday in October (1981): ''So it''s crap! What if it is crap? That''s not the point . Crap has the right to be crap .''
Vicky (Elizabeth McGovern) and Jerry (Beau Bridges) in Women & Men. Stories of Seduction (1990): - Jerry: 'Kiss me, beautiful.' - Vicky:'Do you mind if I throw-up first?'
Ted (Lawrence Monoson) in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984): 'Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do .Look, first rule of love : never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do-it with someone new.' SOMETIMES MEANNESS AND REJECTION IS FLIRTING IN DISGUISE
Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue (1984): ''Sex comes from the Latin secare, "to cut or divide," and we first used the word to designate the two major categories of humanity we have come to know and love as male and female. We later used the word sex not only for dividing the sexes, but to refer to qualities of being male or female.'
K. S. Daly. Sex. An Encyclopedia for the Bewildered (1995): ''Following the first strip-tease performance at the Moulin Rouge in Paris in February 1893, other performances attempted to add some imaginative variety to the proceedings. One of these, La Puce (or The Flea) featured a young woman who, on discovering a flea in her clothing, had no option but to divest.''
K. S. Daly. Sex. An Encyclopedia for the Bewildered (1995): ''Following the first strip-tease performance at the Moulin Rouge in Paris in February 1893, other performances attempted to add some imaginative variety to the proceedings. One of these, La Puce (or The Flea) featured a young woman who, on discovering a flea in her clothing, had no option but to divest.''
Bob Seton (John Wayne) invited to dinner by William Cantrel (Walter Pigeon) in Dark Command (1940): ''It''s the first time I ever had two kinds of birds with one meal: turkey to eat and buzzards to look at.''
Dr. Seward (Harvey Korman) about the lunatic Renfield in Dracula. Dead and Loving It (1995): ''Give him an enema and then put him in a straightjacket. No! Wait! Put him in a straightjacket first , then give him an enema .'' Later he calls it : ''Give him a you-know-what .''
Lt. Alexis Rosanoff (Ramon Novarro) and Mata Hari (Greta Garbo) in Mata Hari (1932): - Lt. Alexis: 'I love you as one adores sacred things. ' - Mata Hari: 'What sacred things?' - Lt. Alexis: 'God, country , honor, you.' - Mata Hari: 'I come last?' - Lt. Alexis: 'No, you come first , before anything.'
'But I ain't expecting much from him. Give you a kick when you're down . That's what all men do .' Anna (Greta Garbo) waiting to meet her father for the first time in Anna Christie (1930).
Lt. Alexis Rosanoff (Ramon Novarro) and Mata Hari (Greta Garbo) in Mata Hari (1932): - Alexis: 'I love you as one adores sacred things. ' - Mata Hari:'What sacred things?' - Alexis: 'God, country , honor, you.' - Mata Hari:'I come last?' - Alexis:'No, you come first , before anything.'
Charles MacArthur (Matthew Broderick) and Dotty Parker (Jennifer Jason Leigh) at the start of their love-affair in Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994) - Charles: 'I felt we were pretty good together for the first time.' - Dotty:'I expect you'll tell me it takes practice.' - Charles: 'Double adultery cancels itself out .' - Dotty:'Questionable logic but I like the theory.'
Tenny/Tennyson (E.E. Clive) to Phyllis Clavering (Louise Campbell) in Bulldog Drummond Comes Back (1937): ''Love at first sight is rather like a mule, Miss Clavering. It kicks backward.''
British agent 007 James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) loosing the first hand of baccara to Soviet agent Xena Onatopp (Famke Janssen) in GoldenEye (1995): - James: 'It appears we have the same passions. Three anyway.' - Xena: 'I count two. Motoring and baccara... I hope the third is where your real talent lies.' - James: 'One rises to meet a challenge.'
Jezebel Dezire (Ann-Margret), showing a lot of cleavage when bending over the rolling bar , and Lou Peckinpaugh (Peter Falk) in The Cheap Detecive (1978). - Jezebel : 'Won't you join me in a little drinky? What's your peasure?' - Lou: 'What you got there looks good.' - Jezebel : 'I know , but I thought you'd like a little drink first .'
''Henry, some men are broken by the laws that they break , unable to resist the force that are pushing them down , other men live by the rules that society has set down . You''re not one of them.'' Associate warden Milton Glenn (Gary Oldman) to Henry Young (Kevin Bacon) in Murder in the First (1994)
Claude Eastman (Dudley Moore) and Norman Robbins (Albert Brooks) speaking of wives in general in Unfaithfully Yours (1983): - Claude: ''She is cute .'' - Norman: ''They''re all cute the first year.''
Walter Matthau as Justice Dan Snow in First Monday in October (1981): ''Just being offensive is not an offense. One man''s pornography may be another man''s poetry.'' Possibly a rewording of a famous line by Supreme Court Justice John Marshall Harlan from a 1971 case trial on free speech: ''One man''s vulgarity is another man''s lyric.''
Emily Ann Faulker/Rita Shawn (Kim Stanley) in The Goddess (1958): ''You know , my first husband used to tell me about how lonely he felt. Now I know what he meant. It''s like the whole world is off someplace else, like an echo.''
Christina (Greta Garbo) to Antonio (John Gilbert) in Queen Christina (1934): ''I have imagined happiness but happiness you cannot imagine. Happiness you must feel. Joy you must feel. Ah! and this great joy I feel now, Antonio, this is how the Lord must have felt when He first beheld the finished world with all it''s creatures breathing, living.''
Barbara Willis (Mary Astor), a married-woman confessing a moment of weakness with Dennis Carson (Clark Gable), and Vantine (Jean Harlow) in Red Dust (1932): - Barbara: ''It was one-of-those excitement-of-the-moment things. '' - Vantine: ''Well, watch out for the next moment, honey , it''s longer than the first .''
Maggy (Mary Cecil) in The Women (1939): ''You know , the first man who can think up a good explanation how he can be in-love-with his wife and another woman is going to win that prize they''re always giving out in Sweden.''
Charles Panati. Sexy Origins and Intimate Things (1998): ''Linguists are not certain why "bitch " passed from being a benign word, often an endearment, to a taboo. Some theorize that its explosive sound made it ideal for firing off as a slur. The psycholinguistics of all curse words require that they carry maximal energy on minimal sound, a spiked waveform characteristic of consonants. This gives the word energetic punch , making-it ''''explosive. The word "bitch " was first recorded as a verb, "to chronically complain about something", in 1823.''
''You know Effie. When she gets riled up , she''''l fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites. '' Egbert Floud (Charlie Ruggles) speaking of his wife in Ruggles of Red Gap (1935)
Aunt Carrie (Fay Holden) and Jeff Carter (Eddie Acuff) in Guns of the Pecos (1937): - Aunt Carrie: ''Do you believe in-love at first sight?'' - Jeff Carter: ''Yeah, I reckon I do , but I don''t see very well.''
Don Juan (Johnny Depp) describes his love for Dona Ana (Geraldine Paililas) in Don-Juan DeMarco (1994): ''There are those who do not believe that a single soul born in heaven can split into twin spirits and shoot like falling stars to earth where over oceans and continents their magnetic forces will finally unite them back into one. But how else to explain love at first sight?''
Ed Walters (Tim Robbins) after falling in love-at-first-sight of Catherine Boyd (Meg Ryan) in I.Q. (1994): ''You wouldn''t believe it . I looked at her, she looked at me, and it happened. You could feel it . It was like death, but in a good way .''
Robin (Cary Elwes) and Marian (Amy Yasbeck) in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993): - Robin: ''Maid Marian, do you believe in-love at first sight?'' - Marian: ''Depends on what you''re looking at.''
Joe Fabrini (George Raft) and Cassie (Ann Sheridan) in They Drive by Night (1940): - Joe: ''Oh, Cassie, do you believe in-love at first sight?'' - Cassie: ''It saves a lot of time.''
Holly Reed (Mia Farrow) in Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989): ''My ex-husband and I fell in love-at-first-sight . Maybe I should have taken a second look.''
Alexander Midnight (Fisher Stevens) to Amanda (Sandra Bullock) in When the Party''s Over (1991): ''When I saw you earlier I knew that we had been together before. That''s what love-at-first-sight is. It''s a reconnection of two old entertwined souls.''
George (Roland Young) meeting Nell Kenner (Leila Hyams) in Ruggles of Red Gap (1935): - George: ''I say, do you believe in-love at first sight?'' - Nell: ''No. Do you?'' - George: ''No. That''s why I''d like to stay for a while, if you don''t mind.''
Agatha (Lucille Ball) to the butler Humphrey (Bob Hope) in Fancy Pants (1950): - Agatha Floud: ''The first time I saw you I said to myself: ''Here''s a dirty , low-down, lilly-livered coyote . Then, as I got to know you better, I figured you for a filthy, sneaking rat .'' - Humphrey Brinstead: ''I grow-on people like that.''
Lawrence Paros. The Erotic Tongue (1984): ''The bra , or something like it , has been in use for over 6,000 years but really didn''t come into its own until the turn of the century. The first formal application for a patent on the garment was filed on February 12, 1914 by Mary Phelps Jacob, also known as Caresse Crosby, who fashioned a prototype using some ribbons, thread , and two handkerchiefs. After World War I, the donning of the bra became synonymous with the chucking of the corset , long considered the restrainer of the female and the mainstay of her oppression. The bra allowed women to both liberate their bodies and assume a host of activities, both work and play, previously open only to men.''
Lawrence Paros. The Erotic Tongue (1984): ''The bra , or something like it , has been in use for over 6,000 years but really didn''t come into its own until the turn of the century. The first formal application for a patent on the garment was filed on February 12, 1914 by Mary Phelps Jacob, also known as Caresse Crosby, who fashioned a prototype using some ribbons, thread , and two handkerchiefs. After World War I, the donning of the bra became synonymous with the chucking of the corset , long considered the restrainer of the female and the mainstay of her oppression. The bra allowed women to both liberate their bodies and assume a host of activities, both work and play, previously open only to men.''
Lawrence Paros. The Erotic Tongue (1984): ''The bra , or something like it , has been in use for over 6,000 years but really didn''t come into its own until the turn of the century. The first formal application for a patent on the garment was filed on February 12, 1914 by Mary Phelps Jacob, also known as Caresse Crosby, who fashioned a prototype using some ribbons, thread , and two handkerchiefs. After World War I, the donning of the bra became synonymous with the chucking of the corset , long considered the restrainer of the female and the mainstay of her oppression. The bra allowed women to both liberate their bodies and assume a host of activities, both work and play, previously open only to men.''
Lawrence Paros. The Erotic Tongue (1984): ''The bra , or something like it , has been in use for over 6,000 years but really didn''t come into its own until the turn of the century. The first formal application for a patent on the garment was filed on February 12, 1914 by Mary Phelps Jacob, also known as Caresse Crosby, who fashioned a prototype using some ribbons, thread , and two handkerchiefs. After World War I, the donning of the bra became synonymous with the chucking of the corset , long considered the restrainer of the female and the mainstay of her oppression. The bra allowed women to both liberate their bodies and assume a host of activities, both work and play, previously open only to men.''
Elaine Navazio (Sally Kellerman) and Barney Cashman (Alan Arkin) in Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1972). Elaine is Barney''s first of three unsuccessful attempts at middle-age, extra-marital sex . - Elaine:''Is it possible that you''re actually as cold as you sound?'' - Barney:''I need gloves to take off my underwear .'' - Elaine: ''Flippant, wise and cold . You don''t permit yourself to be honest and open for a minute, do you?'' - Barney:''Barney, I''m gonna give you one free hint so the afternoon isn''t a total write off . If you want undying love and romance , take a guitar and go to Spain. I''m leaving for good. My peek has ebbed.'' - Elaine: ''Cold, callous and unemotional.'' - Barney:''Those are my attorneys. You know where to get in touch with me.''
Ira Skitch (Will Rogers) to his son-in-law in Mr. Skitch (1933): 'A wife is a wonderful thing and no husband should be without one. Now, Harvey, I'm gonna give you a bit of advice from an old veteran husband to an amateur . The most dangerous year in married life is the first , then comes the second, and the third, and the fourth, and on down . Marriage is an institution. I've been an inmate of that institution long enough to know that the most successful marriage in one where the wife is the boss and don't know it .'
Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue (1984): ''Sex comes from the Latin secare, "to cut or divide," and we first used the word to designate the two major categories of humanity we have come to know and love as male and female. (...) We later used the word sex not only for dividing the sexes, but to refer to qualities of being male or female. Over time we assigned specific attributes to each category. These distinctions were dutifully recorded in the esteemed OED, making-it all very official. The male was described as "the better" and "the sterner" sex ; the female, as "the fairer," "the gentler," "the softer," and "the devout" sex . Women were also called "the second" sex . For a period of time between the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, when people spoke of "the sex ," they had women in mind.''
Robin (Cary Elwes) and Marian (Amy Yasbeck) in Robin Hood. Men in Tights (1993): - Robin: ''Darling, I''m ready for that kiss now.'' - Marian: ''But first , I must warn you. It could only be a kiss for I am a virgin and could never go-all-the-way .'' - Robin: ''But...'' - Marian: ''Unless, of course, I were married . Or if a man pledged his endless love to me. Or if I knew that he desperately cared for me. Or if he were really cute .''
Robin (Cary Elwes) and Marian (Amy Yasbeck) in Robin Hood. Men in Tights (1993): - Robin: ''Darling, I''m ready for that kiss now.'' - Marian: ''But first , I must warn you. It could only be a kiss for I am a virgin and could never go-all-the-way .'' - Robin: ''But...'' - Marian: ''Unless, of course, I were married . Or if a man pledged his endless love to me. Or if I knew that he desperately cared for me. Or if he were really cute .''
Ira Skitch (Will Rogers) to his son-in-law in Mr. Skitch (1933): 'A wife is a wonderful thing and no husband should be without one. Now, Harvey, I'm gonna give you a bit of advice from an old veteran husband to an amateur . The most dangerous year in married life is the first , then comes the second, and the third, and the fourth, and on down . Marriage is an institution. I've been an inmate of that institution long enough to know that the most successful marriage in one where the wife is the boss and don't know it .'

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