and All the Many-Splendored Things in Between in Teenspeak - Jockspeak - Menglish - Slanglish - Spanglish
Gaylese - Americanese - Britspeak - Ozslang - Funetic
Populo-Vulgar Speech - T-Shirt & Net Shorthand
Pompo-Verbosity & other Figurative Lingos
Or: the dummy , personification of the penis , because it has a mind of its own, a not-too-bright, obsessive, one-track mind. See penis for synonyms. See Also: boob tube, dummy