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Obsolete in the sense defined by Captain Francis Grose in Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1811) as: ' A girl's private-parts , commonly applied to little children: as, Take care , Miss, or you will shew your money .' See vagina for synonyms.
See Also: bad date, beef burger, big game, birds and the bees, the, blast off, bleeding dirt, blow one's wad, break, brown dollars, Buckinger's boot, buddy-fuck, candy-leg, cheap thing, chicken-shit, chrematophobia, chrometophobia, client, coitus sordidus, creep house, creep-joint, cull, cunnilinguist, cunning linguist, dick money, dikey, doughed-up darling, dowry, dykey, facts of life, the, fare, feel funny about, first base, flat-backer, flunitrazepam, Forget Pill, gayola, generous keeper, gold mine, gold-miner, honey man, hump your fist, John Doughs, La Roche, linguist, log in, Lunch Money, Mexican Valium, money, money-honey, moneymoon, no lead in his pencil, no toothpaste in the tube, nudie-cutie, panel house, Pappas, patron, pay papa, piper, price of greens, prostitute, pursonality papa, Quaalude of the '90s, the, R-2, rape drugs, Roaches, Roachies, Roche, Rohypnol, Roofies, Rope, Rophies, Ruffies, RZ, scratch, sell oneself, sissy, socket money, sugar bowl, sugar daddy, sugar honey, sugar papa, tip, titillation, token of sincerity, TOS, touch, trick, trollop, wad, whore

Quotes Containing money:
Sir John Vanbrugh. The Relapse (1696): ''No woman is worth money that will take money .''
Sir John Vanbrugh. The Relapse (1696): ''No woman is worth money that will take money .''
Gee Money (Allen Payne) in New Jack City (1991): ''I had my jimmy whacked every day.''
Gee Money (Allen Payne) in New Jack City (1991): ''I had my jimmy whacked every day.''
Groucho (Groucho Marx) in Monkey Business (1931): 'Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo .'
Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) in The Godfather. Part III (1990): ''Friendship and money - oil and water.''
Mary Gray (Ginger Rogers) in Fifth Avenue Girl (1939): ''I guess rich people are only poor people with money .''
Young Frank Wheeler (Michael Patrick Carter) to V (Melanie Griffith) in Milk Money (1994): 'Sex! I decided it's an evil scheme.'
Virgil Starkwell (Woody Allen) in Take the Money and Run (1969): 'In prison, I remember this psychiatrist asked if I had a girl and I said no . And he said: Do you think sex is dirty? And I said it is if you do-it right.'
Carbo (Jan-Michael Vincent) and Luke Matthews (James Coburn) in Bite the Bullet (1975): - Carbo: 'When a woman does it for money ...' - Luke: 'The man always gets the best of the bargain. Before you take her to bed , she's a thing of beauty ; in bed , an angel of mercy; and afterwards, she's a...' - Carbo: 'A whore ...' - Luke: '...a pillow of peace.'
Sword-swallower Irmy (Mia Farrow), who just admitted having-sex with a student for $700, and (Max) Kleinman (Woody Allen) in Shadows and Fog (1992): - Irmy: 'I slept with one person for money . Does that makes me a whore?' - Kleinmann: 'No, only by the dictionary definition.'
Phyllis Nefler (Shelley Long) and her husband Freddie (Craig T. Nelson) who is filing for divorce in Troop Beverly Hills (1989): - Phyllis : 'Did it ever occur to you that marriage is a partnership?' - Freedie: 'Yeah, that's right. I earn the money and my partner spends it .'
Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe) to Dorothy Shaw (Jane Russell) who is in-love-with a cheap detective in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953): - Lorelei: 'You don't want to end up with a loveless marriage , do you?' - Dorothy: 'Me?! Loveless?!' - Lorelei: 'That's right. Because if a girl spends all her time worrying about the money she doesn't have, how is she going to have any time for being in love? I want you to find happiness and stop having fun.'
Money Penny to James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) in Tomorrow Never Dies (1998): ''You always were a cunning-linguist , James''. James is at that time ''brushing up on a Little Danish''. Britishers can''t resist a pun, good or bad .''
Virgil Starkwell (Woody Allen) walking in the park with Louise (Janet Margolin) in Take the Money and Run (1969): ''All I know is, my heart was really pounding and I felt a funny tingling all over. I don''t know . I was either in-love or I had smallpox.''
Jasmsine (Libby Taylor) and Ruby (Mae West) in Belle of the Nineties (1934): - Jasmine: ''All my life I''ve been looking for a man that''s big, handsome , and got plenty of money .'' - Ruby Carter: ''Hmmm, what you''ve been looking for is three men.''
Ex-hooker V (Melanie Griffith) to the inquisitive young Frank Wheeler (Michael Patrick Carter) who keeps asking about that spot in Milk Money (1994): - V:''There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy.'' - Frank:'' Where?'' - V:''Her heart .''
Sandy (Bette Midler) and Lauren (Shelley Long) in Outrageous Fortune (1987): - Sandy: ''Oh my! That kind of evening, hmm?'' - Lauren: ''Not the kind you''re used to. No money changed hands.''
Sandy (Bette Midler) and Lauren (Shelley Long) in Outrageous Fortune (1987): - Sandy: ''Oh my! That kind of evening, hmm?'' - Lauren: ''Not the kind you''re used to. No money changed hands.''
Doug Ireland (Michael J. FoX) in For Love or Money (1993): ''I''m a genie in a suit. Just rub me and make a wish.''
Virgil Starkwell (Woody Allen) in Take the Money and Run (1969): 'In prison, I remember this psychiatrist asked if I had a girl and I said no . And he said: Do you think sex is dirty? And I said it is if you do-it right.'
Fast Eddie Felson (Paul Newman) to Vince (Tom Cruise) in The Color of Money (1986): ''You''ve got to have two things to win . You''ge got to have brains and you''ve got to have balls . You''ve got too much of one and not enough of the other.''
Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) about the thing 'That jumped up and bit you' in Vietnam in Forrest Gump (1994): 'Hit me directly in the buttocks . They said it was a million dollar wound , but the army must keep that money because I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars.'
Pool husther Vince (Tom Cruise), Carmen (Mary E. Mastrantonio) in The Color of Money (1986): - Vince: ''Carmen, I''m playing here!'' - Carmen: ''Yeah! I know! Listen, you win one more game you''re gonna be humping your fist for a long time. O .K. Vincent?''
William Parrish (Antony Hopkins) and Joe Black (Brad Pitt) in Meet Joe Black (1998): - William Parrish: ''Do you know about money?'' - Joe Black: ''It can''t buy happiness?''
Jim Young (Ben Affleck) in Boiler Room (2000): ''They say money can''t buy happiness? Look at the smile on my face . Ear to ear .''
Virgil Starkwell (Woody Allen) walking in the park with Louise (Janet Margolin) in Take the Money and Run (1969): 'All I know is my heart was really pounding and I felt a funny tingling all over. I don't know . I was either in-love or I had smallpox.'
'You always were a cunning-linguist , James'. Money Penny to James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) in Tomorrow Never Dies (1998) James is at that time 'brushing up on a Little Danish' Britishers can't resist a pun, good or bad .
''Conscience is an artificial intangible manufactured by established religions in honor for them to maintain their hold on society.'' Dr. Ian Clarity (Gerald Orange) preaching greed and self-interest for The Preferent Church in A Fool and His Money (1988)
Iram Katourian (Jack Lemmon) talking to his mistress Irene (Joanna Gleason) about his wife Millie (Talia Shire) in For Richer, For Poorer (1992): - Irene: ''Iram, do you really think that your money has anything to do with Millie''s sex drive?'' - Iram: ''Oh, absolutely. You''ve heard the phrase: power is an aphrodisiac? That applies to marriage especially. See, a poor man has tremendous power over his wife . She needs him. Without his support, her, the kids... she humps the hell out of him. The richer a man is the less his wife is depending upon him, the less power he has over her and the less sexy he becomes to her. It''s a law of nature.'' - Irene: ''Horniness equals dependence times poverty squared.''
Robert Schimmel guest star on the Rodney Dangerfield comedy special Nothin'' Goes Right (1988): ''Some of these guys only like it if they think the girl doesn''t like it ; it''s some sort of weird power trip thing for these guys. It''s like anal-sex . I think if you really wanted to try that with a girl and she said: ''OK, but be really gentle because no one ever did anything like this to me before.'' You''d get the hard-on of a lifetime. But if she said: ''Give me that big dick and drive me around the block .'' You wouldn''t be able to get-it-up if there was money involved.''
Iram Katourian (Jack Lemmon) talking to his mistress Irene (Joanna Gleason) about his wife Millie (Talia Shire) in For Richer, For Poorer (1992): - Irene: 'Iram, do you really think that your money has anything to do with Millie's sex drive?' - Iram: 'Oh, absolutely. You've heard the phrase: power is an aphrodisiac? That applies to marriage especially. See, a poor man has tremendous power over his wife . She needs him. Without his support, her, the kids... she humps the hell out of him. The richer a man is the less his wife is depending upon him, the less power he has over her and the less sexy he becomes to her. It's a law of nature.' - Irene: 'Horniness equals dependence times poverty squared.'
Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) adressing his son''s class in City Slickers (1991):''Value this time in your life , kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices. It goes by so fast. When you''re a teenager , you think you can do anything and you do . Your twenties are a blur. Thirty, you raise your family , you make a little money and you think to yourself: What happened to my twenties? Forties, you grow a little pot belly , you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud. One of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Fifties, you have a minor surgery. You''ll call-it ''a procedure'' but it''s a surgery. Sixties, you''ll have a major surgery. The music is still loud but it doesn''t matter because you can''t hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, start eating dinner at two o''clock in the afternoon . You have lunch around ten , breakfast the night before. Spend most of your time wandering around malls, looking for the ultimate soft yogourt and muttering: How come the kids don''t call? The eighties, you have a major stroke . You end up blabbering to some Jamaican nurse that your wife can''t stand and that you call mama. Any questions?''
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