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three-way:
Group sex between three participants. SYNONYMS: chance-sandwich ; club-sandwich ; cluster fuck ; design-for-living ; double-peptide ; flesh-sandwich ; ménage à trois; Oreo-cookie ; sandwich ; sausage-sandwich ; séance-à-trois ; three-decker ; three-high ; three-hole-activities ; three-in-a-bed : three-layer-cake ; Peter, Paul and Mary; threesies ; threesome ; three-way; three-way-split ; three-way-swing ; triple-shag .
SEE ALSO: cicisbeism ; double-entry ; Three-P ; three-way-woman .
See Also: 3-Fs, 3P, Aut amat aut odit: nil est tertium, banns, bans, base trio, the, chance sandwich, club sandwich, cluster-fuck, coitus variatus, corespondent, design for living, double peptide, double-entry, flesh sandwich, foursome, gang sex, gender roles, glad rags, gluteus, group sex, ilium, innocent girl, menage a trois, moresome, Oreo cookie, Peter, Paul, and Mary, plurisexual, ring around the rosey, séance à trois, sandwich, sausage sandwich, third set, third sex, three B's, three decker, three high, Three P, three wheeler, three-dollar bill, three-layer cake, three-way, three-way split, three-way swing, threesies, threesome, triangle, triolism, triple header, triple shag, trisexual, troilism, troilist, Trois, Les, trysexual
Quotes Containing three-way:
Joan Davis (as herself), being followed by three German spies, and Mischa Auer (as himself) in Around the World (1943): - Joan:''I''m just trying to get those three guys to fall-for me.'' - Mischa: ''How are you doing?'' - Joan:''Okay, but I can''t understand it . Every time I stop, those clucks stop.'' - Mischa: ''No wonder. You''ve got a face that''d stop any clock .''
Joan Davis (as herself), being followed by three German spies, and Mischa Auer (as himself) in Around the World (1943): - Joan:''I''m just trying to get those three guys to fall-for me.'' - Mischa: ''How are you doing?'' - Joan:''Okay, but I can''t understand it . Every time I stop, those clucks stop.'' - Mischa: ''No wonder. You''ve got a face that''d stop any clock .''
Athos (Van Heflin) to Lady de Winter (Lana Turner) in The Three Musketeers 'I loved you as I loved war and drunkenness.'
Regret (William Demarest) as in Sorrowful Jones (1949): 'I've got three mouths to feed. Two on my wife .'
Caroline (Marisa Tomei) in Untamed Heart (1993): ''My life is like watching The Three Stooges in Spanish!''
Roland T. Flakfizor (John Turturro) in Brain Donors (1992): 'Two is company and three is an adult-movie .'
Sgt. Toomey (Christopher Walken) in Biloxi Blues (1988): ''You would need three promotions to be an asshole .''
Lucy (Shelley Long) in Hello Again (1987): ''I think I passed cute two years ago... maybe three.''
Lucky Day (Steve Martin) to El Guapo (Alfonso Arau) in Three Amigos! (1986): ''Not so fast El Guapo or I''ll fill you so full of lead you''ll be using your dick for a pencil .''
Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) in 48 HRS. (1983): ''I''ve been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard after the wind blows. ''
Mammie (Hattie McDaniel) and Scarlett O''Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): - Mammie: ''What are you gonna wear?'' - Scarlett: ''That.'' - Mammie: ''No you won''t. You can''t show your bosom before three o''clock.''
Geraldine Jeffers (Claudette Colbert) leaving her husband Tom (Joel McCrea) in The Palm Beach Story (1942): - Gerry: ''I may not get married again. I might become an adventuress .'' - Tom: ''I can just see you starting for China on a twenty-six foot sailboat.'' - Gerry: ''You''re thinking of an adventurer, dear. An adventuress never goes on anything under three hundred feet with a crew of eighty.''
Dr. Prokosch (Oscar Homolka) to his student Cathy (Kim Novak) who proposes to be the live-in girlfriend of three married men for her sociology thesis in Boys' Night Out (1962): - Prokosh: 'Can you look like yes and act like no? Can you entice them, lure them, then pospone, evade, delay? It needs a special kind of experience and skill. This a nice girl has not learned.' - Cathy: 'No. This is what a nice girl has learned best.'
Cardinal Richelieu (Tim Curry) and Milady de Winter (Rebecca De Mornay) who is twisting a dagger into his groin in The Three Musketeers(1993): - Cardinal Richelieu: ''Milady, a snap of my fingers and you could be back on-the-block where I found you.'' - Milady de Winter: ''And with a flick of my wrist I could change your religion.''
British agent 007 James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) loosing the first hand of baccara to Soviet agent Xena Onatopp (Famke Janssen) in GoldenEye (1995): - James: 'It appears we have the same passions. Three anyway.' - Xena: 'I count two. Motoring and baccara... I hope the third is where your real talent lies.' - James: 'One rises to meet a challenge.'
In The Three Stooges comedy Booby Dupes (1945): - Lady: 'My! What a beautiful head of bone you have.' - Curly: 'I bet you tell that to all the guys. '
Grand Vizier Jaffar (Conrad Veidt) to Ahmad (John Huston) in The Thief of Bagdad (1940): ''There are but three things that men respect: the lash that descends, the yoke that breaks, and the sword that slays. By the power and terror of these you may conquer the earth.''
Grand Vizier Jaffar (Conrad Veidt) to Ahmad (John Huston) in The Thief of Bagdad (1940): ''There are but three things that men respect: the lash that descends, the yoke that breaks, and the sword that slays. By the power and terror of these you may conquer the earth.''
From Encyclopedia of Graffiti Robert Reisner & Lorraine Wechsler (1974): a) ''I come here to get ahold of myself.'' Mens'' room graffito. b) ''More than three shakes is masturbation .'' Mens'' room graffito. c) ''Never pull-off tomorrow when you can pull-off today.''
From Encyclopedia of Graffiti Robert Reisner & Lorraine Wechsler (1974): a) ''I come here to get ahold of myself.'' Mens'' room graffito. b) ''More than three shakes is masturbation .'' Mens'' room graffito. c) ''Never pull-off tomorrow when you can pull-off today.''
Connie (Kelly Lynch) to Joe Casella (William Baldwin) in Three of Hearts (1993): 'Love is like some fucking force of nature. You can't trick it ... you sure can't control it . That's the great part, that's the ride . Enjoy it .'
George, Duke of Buckingham (John Sutton) to Queen Anne (Angela Lansbury) in The Three Musketeers (1948): 'I understand nothing except that I love you, that the earth is small and that-there is no room on it for you and me apart.'
Agent WD40, Dick Steel (Leslie Nielsen) to the spy in his bed in Spy Hard (1998): ''Don''t thank me, darling . The art of lovemaking takes two... sometimes three or four depending on how well you do at the crap tables.''
Dorothy Boyd (Rene Zellwegger) in Jerry Maguire (1996) : ''I''ve had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.''
Ingo Swedlin (Googy Gress) and Nick Dewey (Jeff Goldblum) in Vibes (1988): - Ingo: ''The count of three, and they''re all over-the-mountains. '' - Nick: ''They being?'' - Ingo: ''Your nuts!'' - Nick: ''Just to clarify.''
Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue (1984) about the word yard : ''By 1850 it had become obsolete. Yet the yard lives on in every man''s fantasy, though the details of the fantasy clash. We have the old adage, "Short and thick does the trick" (18thC), as well as Robert Burns''s "Nine inch will please a lady" while contemporary folk hyperbole immortalizes theman with a nine-inch pr**k and a twelve-inch tongue who can breathe through his ears. In our world , however, it''s the three-inch-fool (The Taming of the Shrew) who clearly is the rule.''
Lou Peckingpaugh (Peter Falk) and Marlene Duchard (Louise Fletcher) in a Casablanca-like scene in The Cheap Detective (1978): - Lou: ''I almost forgot what you look like. Day by day I erased your face from my mind, little by little, till all I had left was your right ear and three front teeth on the bottom .'' - Marlene: ''I still carry your picture in a locket. Naturally I had to cut off your head in case Paul found it .''
Tommy Patel (Eric Idle) and Duchess Lucinda (Barbara Hershey) in Splitting Heirs (1993): - Tommy: ''I''m sorry about your husband .'' - Lucinda: ''You didn''t have to sleep-with him. His idea of a good-time in bed was three newspapers and a cup of tea . He thought foreplay was a kind of golf.''
''Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter-words to convey its full meaning.'' From Murphy''s Laws on Sex.
Jasmsine (Libby Taylor) and Ruby (Mae West) in Belle of the Nineties (1934): - Jasmine: ''All my life I''ve been looking for a man that''s big, handsome , and got plenty of money .'' - Ruby Carter: ''Hmmm, what you''ve been looking for is three men.''
Sheridan ''Sheri'' Whiteside (Monty Woolley) to his nurse in The Man Who Came to Dinner (1942): ''My great-aunt Elizabeth ate a box of chocolates every day of her life . She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead three days, she looked healthier than you.''
The local sheriff and Susan (Katharine Hepburn) about David (Cary Grant) in Bringing Up Baby (1938): - The Sheriff: ''Oh! So he''s a lady-killer?!'' - Susan Vance: ''A lady-killer?! Why he''s a regular Don Swan. (...) He bops them over, one, two, three, boom. Just like that. He''s a wolf .''
The three biddies talking about Ben Stone (Michael J. Fox) in Doc Hollywod (1991): ''Maybe he ain''t found his Adam''s rib yet. Maybe he indulges in the love that dare not speaks its name.''
Chester Wooley (Lou Costello) refusing to marry the Widow Hawkins (Marjorie Main) in The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap (1947): 'Mrs. Hawkins, marriage is nothing but a three ring circus : first the engagement ring , and then the wedding ring , and then the suffering.'
Athos (Van Heflin) to d''Artagnan (Gene Kelly) and The Three Musketeers (1948): ''To die among friends. Can a man ask more, can the world offer less? Who wants to live till the last bottle is empty? It''s all-for one, d''Artagnan, and one for all.''
George (Ian Bannen) raising a toast in Hope and Glory (1987): ''I''m seventy-three years old. I''ve seen half the wonders of the world and I never laid eyes on a finer sight than the curve of Betty Browning''s breasts. ''
Elie (Kevin Pollak) reciting the bachelor''s credo of dating in The Opposite Sex: And How to Live With Them (1993): ''The 3-F''s of Dating: One: Film. Two: Food. Three: Fuck.''
Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham (1988): ''I believe in the soul, the cock , the pussy , the small of a woman''s back , the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap . I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe they''re ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing astro turf in the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot , soft core pornography , open your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet-kisses that last three days.''
Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham (1988): ''I believe in the soul, the cock , the pussy , the small of a woman''s back , the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap . I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe they''re ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing astro turf in the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot , soft core pornography , open your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet-kisses that last three days.''
Michael (Jeff Goldlum) and Sam (Tom Berenger) in The Big Chill (1983): - Michael: 'I don't know anyone who could get-through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex .' - Sam: 'Ah, come-on . Nothing's more important than sex .? - Michael: 'Oh, yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?'
Sheridan ''Sheri'' Whiteside (Monty Woolley) to his nurse in The Man Who Came to Dinner (1942): ''My great-aunt Elizabeth ate a box of chocolates every day of her life . She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead three days, she looked healthier than you.''
In The Three Stooges comedy Booby Dupes (1945): - Lady: ''My! What a beautiful head of bone you have.'' - Curly: ''I bet you tell that to all the guys. ''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Porthos (Oliver Platt) to D''Artagnan (Chris O''Donnell) in The Three Musketeers (1993): ''D''Artagnan, if you are to be a proper musketeer you shall have to be schooled in the manly art of wenching. (...) The secret of wenching is in the first kiss for in that first kiss a lasting impression is made. Right, ladies? If it is weak she''ll think you''re weak. If it is comical she''ll think you''re a clown. (...) And as a musketeer is never weak and only rarely a clown you''re first kiss must be all the things that you are. Like this.''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Elaine Navazio (Sally Kellerman) and Barney Cashman (Alan Arkin) in Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1972). Elaine is Barney''s first of three unsuccessful attempts at middle-age, extra-marital sex . - Elaine:''Is it possible that you''re actually as cold as you sound?'' - Barney:''I need gloves to take off my underwear .'' - Elaine: ''Flippant, wise and cold . You don''t permit yourself to be honest and open for a minute, do you?'' - Barney:''Barney, I''m gonna give you one free hint so the afternoon isn''t a total write off . If you want undying love and romance , take a guitar and go to Spain. I''m leaving for good. My peek has ebbed.'' - Elaine: ''Cold, callous and unemotional.'' - Barney:''Those are my attorneys. You know where to get in touch with me.''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
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