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To recognize an apparently straight person as being homosexual or transgenderist .
See Also: horny

Quotes Containing clock:
''Why do they have these things so early? No woman can look good at five o''clock in the afternoon , except possibly Tatum O''Neil.'' Diana Barrie (Maggie Smith) preparing for an afternoon ceremony in California Suite (1978)
Mammie (Hattie McDaniel) and Scarlett O''Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): - Mammie: ''What are you gonna wear?'' - Scarlett: ''That.'' - Mammie: ''No you won''t. You can''t show your bosom before three o''clock.''
Buddy (Billy Jacoby) (aged 15) and his sister Terry (Joyce Hyser) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy: ''The clock is ticking. I have to get Jamie.'' - Terry: ''Can''t you hear what you''re saying? Aren''t you embarassed?'' - Buddy: ''No, I''m horny . Horny will kick embarassed''s ass any time.''
Diana Barrie (Maggie Smith), preparing for the Oscar ceremony in California Suite (1978): ''Why do they have these things so early? No woman can look good at five o''clock in the afternoon , except possibly Tatum O''Neil.''
Sung by Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953): 'When love goes wrong, nothing goes right. Bees won't buzz , fish won't bite , clock won't strike, a match won't light .'
Joan Davis (as herself), being followed by three German spies, and Mischa Auer (as himself) in Around the World (1943): - Joan:''I''m just trying to get those three guys to fall-for me.'' - Mischa: ''How are you doing?'' - Joan:''Okay, but I can''t understand it . Every time I stop, those clucks stop.'' - Mischa: ''No wonder. You''ve got a face that''d stop any clock .''
Joan Davis (as herself), being followed by three German spies, and Mischa Auer (as himself) in Around the World (1943): - Joan:''I''m just trying to get those three guys to fall-for me.'' - Mischa: ''How are you doing?'' - Joan:''Okay, but I can''t understand it . Every time I stop, those clucks stop.'' - Mischa: ''No wonder. You''ve got a face that''d stop any clock .''
Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) adressing his son''s class in City Slickers (1991):''Value this time in your life , kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices. It goes by so fast. When you''re a teenager , you think you can do anything and you do . Your twenties are a blur. Thirty, you raise your family , you make a little money and you think to yourself: What happened to my twenties? Forties, you grow a little pot belly , you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud. One of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Fifties, you have a minor surgery. You''ll call-it ''a procedure'' but it''s a surgery. Sixties, you''ll have a major surgery. The music is still loud but it doesn''t matter because you can''t hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, start eating dinner at two o''clock in the afternoon . You have lunch around ten , breakfast the night before. Spend most of your time wandering around malls, looking for the ultimate soft yogourt and muttering: How come the kids don''t call? The eighties, you have a major stroke . You end up blabbering to some Jamaican nurse that your wife can''t stand and that you call mama. Any questions?''

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