billy:

A child's penis . See penis for synonyms.
See Also: crazy about, dancing with myself, high maintenance, horny, little man, makeup, masculine quotient, MQ, sit on a face, steamy, X-appeal

Quotes Containing billy:
William Thomas/Billy (Gil Bellows) and Dr. Hooper in the TV series Ally McBeal (1997): - Billy: ''Why do therapist always have to talk about sex?'' - Dr. Hooper: ''What can I say, Freud was a perv .''
Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) in City Slickers (1991): 'Women need a reason to have-sex . Men just need a place .'
Gene Ryack (Mel Gibson) to Billy Covington (Robert Downey, Jr.) in Air America (1990): ''Never look at looks. Looks will fool you every time.''
Reporter Jake Callahan (Lynne Overman) about sleazy lawyer Billy Flynn (Adolphe Menjou) in Roxie Hart (1942): ''Sex appeal rises from him like a cloud of steam.''
Billy Crystal in bed with his wife in City Slickers II (1994): 'Look! The little-man wants to go to the parade.'
Mafia boss Paul Viti (Robert De Niro) to his therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) in Analyze This (1999): ''If I turn fag , you die .''
Mafia boss Paul Viti (Robert De Niro) to his therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) in Analyze This (1999): ''If I turn fag , you die .''
Billy the Kid (Jack Beutel) speaking of Rio MacDonald (Jane Russell) in The Outlaw (1943):'I wouldn't come back two inches to get her.'
Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) in City Slickers (1991): 'Women need a reason to have-sex . Men just need a place .'
Jake Callahan (Lynne Overman) about Billy Flynn (Adolphe Menjou) in Roxie Hart (1942): ''Sex appeal rises from him like a cloud of steam.''
Jake Callahan (Lynne Overman) about Billy Flynn (Adolphe Menjou) in Roxie Hart (1942): ''Sex appeal rises from him like a cloud of steam.''
Buddy Young, Jr. (Billy Crystal) and a waiter in Mr. Saturday Night (1992): - Buddy: ''Sidney, who do you have to screw to get a vodka in here?'' - Waiter: '' Me.'' - Buddy: ''Make it a Ginger Ale.''
Buddy Young, Jr. (Billy Crystal) and a waiter in Mr. Saturday Night (1992): - Buddy: ''Sidney, who do you have to screw to get a vodka in here?'' - Waiter: '' Me.'' - Buddy: ''Make it a Ginger Ale.''
Horny teenager Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) and Denise (Toni Hudson) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy: 'Hey, Denise, what's the rush? We're young, we're wild. Let's be young and wild together.' - Denise: 'I'd rather get the phone book and pick a name at random.'
Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) and Denise (Toni Hudson) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy:'Our parents are gone for two weeks. Do you know what that means? Their king size bed is empty.' - Denise:'I think that if you and I were the last man and woman on earth the human race would die out .'
Jodie Dallas (Billy Crystal) and Jessica Gatling Tate (Katherine Helmond) confusing Plato (the Greek philosopher) with Pluto (thecartoon dog) in the TV series Soap (1977): - Jodie: ''Plato was gay .'' - Jessica: ''Mickey Mouse''s dog was gay?!'' - Jodie: ''Goofy was his lover .''
Therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) and mafia boss Paul Viti (Robert De Niro) in Analyze This (1999): - Dr. Ben Sobel: ''You flew all-the-way to Miami because you were unable to have an erection? You know you can take a pill for that.'' - Paul Viti: ''Nah, a pill''s cheating . You start with that, the next thing you know you''re installing a whole hydraulic system down-there . A hard-on should be achieved naturally or not at all.''
Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) and Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Harry: ''There are two kinds of women: high-maintenance and low -maintenance.'' - Sally : ''And Ingrid Bergman is low maintenance?'' - Harry: ''An LM definitely.''
Therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) and mafia boss Paul Viti (Robert De Niro) in Analyze This (1999): - Dr. Sobel: 'You flew all-the-way to Miami because you were unable to have an erection? You know you can take a pill for that.' - Paul Viti: 'Nah, a pill's cheating . You start with that, the next thing you know you're installing a whole hydraulic system down-there . A hard-on should be achieved naturally or not at all.'
Ed Furillo (Bruno Kirby) to Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) in City Slickers (1991): ''That was flirting? (...) That was, I like your ass , can I wear it as a hat?''
Jess (Bruno Kirby) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Jess: ''Marriages don''t break-up on account of infidelity . It''s just a symbol that something else is wrong.'' - Harry: ''Really?! Well, that symbol is fucking my wife .''
Horny, 15-years old Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) hitting on Denise (Toni Hudson) in Just One of the Boys (1985): ''Don''t get me wrong. It''s not like I''ve never had sex before. I''ve had plenty of sex . It''s just that now I''d like to try it with a partner .''
Mickey Gordon (Billy Crystal) to the nurse at the fertility clinic in Forget Paris (1995): - Nurse: ''We have X-rated tapes in case you need some help.'' - Mickey : ''Help!? Hahahaha! Help? I lettered in this in high school. I used to carry a picture of my right hand in my wallet .''
Mickey Gordon (Billy Crystal) to the nurse at the fertility clinic in Forget Paris (1995): - Nurse: ''We have X-rated tapes in case you need some help.'' - Mickey : ''Help!? Hahahaha! Help? I lettered in this in high school. I used to carry a picture of my right hand in my wallet .''
Horny, 15-years old Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) hitting on Denise (Toni Hudson) in Just One of the Boys (1985): ''Don''t get me wrong. It''s not like I''ve never had sex before. I''ve had plenty of sex . It''s just that now I''d like to try it with a partner .''
Billy Danreuther (Humphrey Bogart) about Mr. Petersen (Robert Morley) to the Arab civil servant in Beat the Devil (1954): ''Fat gut''s my best-friend . I will not betray him cheaply.''
Beth (Kim Greist) reading the 'cryptic' last lines of Larry's (Billy Crystal) novel in Throw Momma Off the Train (1987); 'Hate makes you impotent . Love makes you crazy. Somewhere in-between , you can survive.'
Doc Holiday (Walter Huston) to Rio MacDonald (Jane Russell) after Billy the Kid tied her with wet rawhide and left her in the sun to die in The Outlaw (1943): 'The crazier a man is about a woman , the crazier he thinks and the crazier he does. '
''Of course you''re confused , you''re wearing my underwear .'' Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) to his sister Terry (Joyce Hyser) who disquised herself as a boy to write an article for a contest in Just One of the Boys (1985)
Jess (Bruno Kirby) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Jess: ''Marriages don''t break-up on account of infidelity . It''s just a symbol that something else is wrong.'' - Harry: ''Really?! Well, that symbol is fucking my wife .''
Buddy (Billy Jacoby) (aged 15) and his sister Terry (Joyce Hyser) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy: ''The clock is ticking. I have to get Jamie.'' - Terry: ''Can''t you hear what you''re saying? Aren''t you embarassed?'' - Buddy: ''No, I''m horny . Horny will kick embarassed''s ass any time.''
Beth (Kim Greist) reading the ''cryptic'' last lines of Larry''s (Billy Crystal) novel in Throw Momma Off the Train (1987); ''Hate makes you impotent . Love makes you crazy. Somewhere in-between , you can survive.''
Duke (Jack Palance) to Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) in City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly''s Gold (1994): ''You ever talk to me like that again and I''ll turn your balls into earrings.''
Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) to Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally : ''There''s this guy ....'' - Harry: ''What does he look like?'' - Sally : ''I don''t know , he''s just kind of...faceless.'' - Harry: ''Okay, faceless guy .'' - Sally : ''He rips off my clothes. '' - Harry: ''And?'' - Sally : ''That''s it .'' - Harry: ''That''s it? Faceless guy rips off your clothes and that''s the sex fantasy you''ve been having since you were twelve?'' - Sally : ''Well, sometimes I vary it a little.'' - Harry: ''Which part?'' - Sally : ''What I''m wearing. ''
Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally Albright: 'Harry, we are just going to be friends.' - Harry Burns: 'You realise of course that we can never be friends.' - Sally Albright: 'Why not?' - Harry Burns: 'What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.' - Sally Albright: 'So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.' - Harry Burns: 'No, you pretty much want to nail them too.'
Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) to Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): ''I love that you get cold when it''s 71 out . I love that you take an hour and a half to order a sandwich . I love that you get-a-little crinkle above your nose when you look on me like I''m nuts . I love that after I spend a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it''s not because I''m lonely. And it''s not because it''s New Year''s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with someboby, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.''
Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally Albright: ''Harry, we are just going to be friends.'' - Harry Burns: ''You realise of course that we can never be friends.'' - Sally Albright: ''Why not?'' - Harry Burns: ''What I''m saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can''t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.'' - Sally Albright: ''So, you''re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.'' - Harry Burns: ''No, you pretty much want to nail them too.''
Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) and Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally : 'Harry, we are just going to be friends.' - Harry:'You realise of course that we can never be friends.' - Sally : 'Why not?' - Harry:'What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.' - Sally :'So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.' - Harry:'No, you pretty much want to nail them too.'
Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) adressing his son''s class in City Slickers (1991):''Value this time in your life , kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices. It goes by so fast. When you''re a teenager , you think you can do anything and you do . Your twenties are a blur. Thirty, you raise your family , you make a little money and you think to yourself: What happened to my twenties? Forties, you grow a little pot belly , you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud. One of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Fifties, you have a minor surgery. You''ll call-it ''a procedure'' but it''s a surgery. Sixties, you''ll have a major surgery. The music is still loud but it doesn''t matter because you can''t hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, start eating dinner at two o''clock in the afternoon . You have lunch around ten , breakfast the night before. Spend most of your time wandering around malls, looking for the ultimate soft yogourt and muttering: How come the kids don''t call? The eighties, you have a major stroke . You end up blabbering to some Jamaican nurse that your wife can''t stand and that you call mama. Any questions?''

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