dick:
1. Colloquial term for the penis . See penis for synonyms.Etymology: 1) From a contraction of derrick , a crane that can rise up . 2) From dickory dock , rhyming slang for cock . 3) From rhyming slang with creamstick, also meaning penis . 4. From dirk , an early English term for a short dagger . Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue (1984): ' Dick that is not derived from Richard . He originates with dirk , a short dagger used by sneak thieves in Old England. And its name derives from Derrick, the notorious hangman at Tyburn Prison whose improved gallows design was the prototype of the modern crane, and who was evidently a real pr**k, at that .'
Quotes:
(1) Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'
(2) Alex (Cher) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ' I hope his dick is bigger than his I.Q. '
(3) Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) in 48 HRS. (1983): 'I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard after the wind blows .'
(4) Reggie (Eddie Murphy) in 48 HRS. (1983): ' I was great. I should have my dick bronzed. '
(5) Lucky Day (Steve Martin) to El Guapo (Alfonso Arau) in Three Amigos! (1986): ' Not so fast El Guapo or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil .'
(6) Maria Ruskin (Melanie Griffith) to Sherman McCoy (Tom Hanks) in The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990): ' You know I'm a sucker for a soft dick, Sherman .'
(7) Bert (M. Emmet Walsh) in White Sands (1992): ' You're as persistent as a dog-with-two-dicks .'
(8) Nelson (Tim Robbins) and Mona (Jennifer Tilly) in No Small Affair (1984):-- Nelson: ' Hey, Mona, what's your bra size? '-- Mona: ' Multiply the length of your dick by ten and add your I.Q. '-- Nelson: ' Ask a simple question she gives you a math problem .'
(9) Karla Jackson (Annie Potts) and hubby Duane (Jeff Bridges) in a hot tub in Texasville (1990):-- Karla: ' Duane, why are poking that gun in the water? '-- Duane: ' I was thinking of shooting my dick off . It's caused nothing but trouble my whole life .'
(10) Private eye V.I. Warshawski (Kathleen Turner) squints at the bad guys thumb and forefinger trying to figure out just how much space there is between them in V.I. Warshawski (1991):-- Tough guy : ' Don't push me, Warshawski, because you're about this close .'-- Warshawski: ' What's that? Your I.Q. or the size of your dick? '
(11) Molly (Rene Russo) to Tin Cup/Roy McAvoy (Kevin Costner) and David Simms (Don Johnson) in Tin Cup (1997): ' Why do men insists on measuring their dicks? '
2. Of a male, to copulate . See copulation for synonyms.
3. Or: dick-head / dick-weed , in the US, (a rude insult for) an idiot, a fool, a fuckwit .
Quote: The Terminator II (1990): ' You're foster parents are kind-a dicks, hum? '
4. Clever dick , in England, someone who gives the impression of knowing everything; a know-all.
5. A synonym for nothing . ' S/He doesn't know dick about... '
Quote: Nina Borowsky (Jennifer Aniston) in Object Of My Affection (1998): ' Freud doesn't know dick about women! '
Synonyms: bit-of-beef, a-bit-of-bouncy-bouncy, a bit of business, a bit of bum-dancing, a-bit-of-butt, a-bit-of-cauliflower, a bit of cock-fighting, a-bit-of-crumpet, a-bit-of-cuddle, a bit of cunt, a bit of curly greens, a-bit-of-fat, a bit of fish, a-bit-of-flat, a-bit-of-fork, a-bit-of-front-door-work, a-bit-of-fun, a-bit-of-hair, a-bit-of-how's-yer-father, a-bit-of-it, a-bit-of-nifty, a-bit-of-nobble, a-bit-of-nookey, a-bit-of-pork, a bit of quimsy, a-bit-of-raspberry, a-bit-of-rough, a-bit-of-rumpty-tumpty, a-bit-of-rumpy-bumpy, a-bit-of-rumpy-pumpy, a-bit-of-snug, a-bit-of-the-other, a-bit-of-skin, a-bit-of-snug-for-a-bit-of-stiff, a-bit-of-stiff, a-bit-of-the-old-in-and-out, a bit on a / the fork, a-dash-up-the-channel, a-knee-trembler, a little game of hide-the-sausage, a-little-o-the-one-with-tother, a-little-one-on-one, a piece of crumpet, a-poke-in-the-whiskers, a-poke-through-the-whiskers, a-spot-of-Cupids-archery, a spot hard breathing, a-squeeze-and-a-squirt, accommodate, act, the, act-of-androgynation, act-of-darkness, act-of-generation, act-of-kind, act-of-love, act-of-pleasure, act-of-shame, act-of-sport, Adam-and-Eve-it, adamize, afternoon-delight, all-the-way, all there but the most of you, amorous-congress, amorous-rites, ashes-hauled, assault-with-a-friendly-weapon, at-it, baby-making-love, bag, bag-up, bag-of-coke, bait-the-hook, balaclava, ball, balling, balling-the-jack, balls-eye, baloney-hop, baloney ride, bam-bam, banana, bananas-and-cream, bandicooting, bang, bang-away, bang-like-a-shithouse-door-(in-a-gale), bang like a shithouse door (in the wind), banging, banging away, Barrer-Moke, bash-leather, basket-making, bat-up, bawdy-banquet, bayonet-drill, BBQ'N, be-intimate-with, be-with-a-woman, beanfeast
Quotes Containing dick:
'I ain't no swinging dick . I know better than to fuck with the wrong people.' Heaven's Prisoners (1995)
Don't drink water; fish fuck in it . -> W.C. Fields (1880-1946) I'm horny enough to fuck the crack of dawn -> From a Spike Lee movie. I fuck you right where you breathe -> Johnny Boy in Mean Streets (1973) Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you! Let him fuck you! -> The Exorcist (1973) A mental mind fuck can be nice -> The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) My name is Buck and I'm ready to fuck! -> Robert Englund in Eaten Alive (1976) You're gonna fuck her brains out , aren't you? -> Animal-House (1978) I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck -> Willy in Night of the Comet (1984) Good luck, fuck you very much. -> J. Lithgow in The Glitter Dome (1984) Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet! -> D . Hopper in Blue Velvet (1986) I'll fuck anything that moves! -> Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet (1986) Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck! -> Sgt Hartman. Full Metal Jacket (1987) Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to party! -> Night of the Demons (1987) Pork away pal. Fuck her blue -> Otto in A Fish Called Wanda (1988) Yeah, I'm serious, I'll fuck you up quick two times! -> Do the Right Thing (1989) Fucking, mumbling, stuttering little fuck -> Goodfellas (1990) Abso-fucking-lutely! -> Marked for Death (1990) Great pipes . I've heard cats fuck with more harmony-Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) I'm so goddamn horny I could fuck mud -> The Hitman (1991) Holy fuckup -> The Pope Must Die (1991) Meyer, we have known each other since we were too young to fuck -> Beatty, Bugsy (1991) When in doubt, fuck -> Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman (1992) Fuck like minxs, raise rugrats, live happily ever after -> M . Douglas. Basic Instinct (1992) Fuck you! That's my name! -> Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) I smoke anybody, I don't give a fuck -> O-Dog in Menace II Society (1993) Baseball-bat their fucking heads -> A Bronx Tale (1993) You're my designated fuck -> The Last Seduction (1994) I wouldn't fuck you with a rented vagina -> In Angie (1994) Let me check the zip code: 212 fuck you -> In Serial Mom (1994) Jesus Herald Christ on a fucking-rubber crutch! -> Natural Born Killers (1994) Don't be telling me about foot massages; I'm the foot fucking master -> PulpFiction (1994) Fuck you very much, thank you -> In Search and Destroy (1994) Fuck you, fuckball -> Dennis Farina in Get Shorty (1995) Fuck your own -> Billy Jacoby in Just One of the Boys (1985) I feel like I owe you a great fuck -> Mira Sorvino -> Mighty Aphrodite (1995) I'm gonna fuck you up beyond repair! -> In Mallrats (1995) Eat my fuck -> Amy Blue in The Doom Generation (1995) Shut your fucking mouth when you're talking to me, pal -> The Brothers McMullen (1995) We're all happy and free as long as I can fuck as much as I want -> Before Sunrise (1995) Fuck all y'all -> Reese Witherspoon in Freeway (1996) C'mon Donnie, let's fillet this fat fuck -> Bruno Kirby in Donnie Brasco (1997) Actually, I came for a quick fuck , but you spoiled it by talking -> Smilla's Sense of Snow (1997) Fuck you with a... a sick dick -> The Players Club (1998) Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man , I need my fucking johnson! -> The Big Lebowski (1998) Fuck it , dude , let's go bowling -> The Big Lebowski (1998) Most men'll fuck a lamppost -> Gina McKee in Croupier (1998) Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! -> Bride of Chucky (1998) Fuck me, your majesty! -> Annette Bening in American Beauty (1999) There's an old Italian saying: you fuck-up once, you lose two teeth -> The Sopranos (1999) Where the fuck is the yellow brick road? -> Dorothy in The Oz Project (1999) How about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? -> Kolobos (1999) Man, you are one twisted fuck -> American Beauty (1999) Fuck! It's Elvis! -> Detroit Rock City (1999) Hey, for a grand I'd take the cat outside and fuck it -> Dean in Angst (2000)
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