Don't drink water, fish fuck in it:

Or: 'I don't drink water...' Famous quote by comedian W.C. Fields (William Claude Dukenfield - 1880-1946). As Professor Quail in International House(1933) he accidentally drinks from the wrong glass: 'Good gracious! Water!' At the very end of his life, when his abdomen was water-swollen from cirrhosis of the liver, he told his doctor: 'I knew that abominable, tasteless liquid would some day poison me.'

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