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captain:
Or: the captain / my-body's-captain , the penis . See penis for synonyms.See Also: amorous congress, arsey-versey, article, Athanasian wench, bachelor's fare, ballum rancum, bastardly gullion, batchelor's fare, beau nasty, bleached mort, blue boar, body's captain, buck, buck fitch, Buckinger's boot, bunter, burning shame, bushel bubby, butch, butched up, buttock and tongue, C**T, captain, captain has come, Captain Hogseye, captain is at home, Captain Picard, Carvel's ring, case vrow, cat call, cat heads, chitty-faced, cock-a-whoop, codpiece, coffee house, coffee shop, cold meat, Colt's tooth, Convent Garden, Covent Garden, Covent Garden ague, covey, crack a pitcher, crack the pipkin, crack the pitcher, cracked pipkin, cracked pitcher, crinkum crankum, crusty beau, cuckold the parson, cundum, custom-house, cutty-eye, daylights, dells, demi-rep, dock, dog's rig, domine do little, dumb watch, fair game, feather bed jig, fetch mettle, flash man, flash the hash, flat cock, flogging cully, flyer, frenchified, fribble, fruitful vine, fubsey, fumbler, fussock, fusty luggs, gab, gam, gamb, gander month, gap-stopper, get, gill, gills, gimcrack, gingambobs, give a girl a green gown, glimflashy, go down, gollompus, grafted, green sickness, had'em, hair splitter, Hans Carvel's ring, harridan, hat, hedge whore, hedge-creeper, hellcat, henpecked, horn mad, horn work, hoydon, hummums, indorser, Irish beauty, Jack in the box, Jack Whore, jade, jakes, jilted, jimcrack, jock, jokum cloy, jowl, keep it up, keeping cully, kettledrums, knock, knock one on, lady birds, leaping over the sword, left-handed wife, letch, lib, lob cock, lock hospital, Lord knows where, mackerel, Madam Ran, madge, madge culls, man's privities, matrimonial peace-maker, melting moments, merry arse Christian, Miss Laycock, Miss Molly, money, mort, mount a corporal and four, mow, Mrs. Princum Prancum, mutton-monger, muttoner, my body's captain, nimgimmer, notch, nub, oil change, old dose, on the town, peculiar, peppered, physog, phyz, pie, piece, pimp whiskin, piss prophet, piss proud, pissing pins and needles, pitcher, plug-tail, prig, prigging, prigstar, prime article, princum prancum, proud, public ledger, pucker water, pully hawly, punk, queer bitch, queer mort, quicunque vult, quim, rabbit catcher, ranlum scrantum, rantallion, rantum scantum, receiver general, red-light districk, riding St. George, romp, round-mouth, rum blowen, rum doxy, rum mort, scurvy end, scut, sex antagonism, shanker, short-heeled wench, slattern, smack, smut, snoozing-ken, socket money, soul case, Spanish padlock, spice island, squirrel, strap, strapping, strum, sweep off one's feet, tetbury portion, Thomas, three-penny upright, three-penny uprighter, tip the velvet, token, top-diver, toss off, town bull, town rake, tuzzy-muzzy, twiddle poop, two-handed put, wagtail, wasp, Westminster wedding, whiffles, whither-go-ye, widow's weeds, wife in watercolors, wolf in the breast, woman's privities, wrinkle-belly, xantippe
Quotes Containing captain:
Ed (George Kennedy) & Frank (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun 2 . The Smell of Fear (1991): - Captain Ed Hocken: ''We have an address. Monique de Carlo, two-ten Belckner Street.'' - Lt. Frank Drebin: ''That''s the redlight district. I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there?'' - Captain Ed Hocken: ''Sex, Frank?'' - Lt. Frenk Drebin: ''No, not right now, Ed. We''ve got work to do .''
Captain Cummings (Cary Grant) and Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933) - Captain Cummings: ''Haven''t you ever met a man who could make you happy?'' - Lady Lou: ''Sure, lots of times.''
Captain Cummings (Cary Grant) and Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933) - Captain Cummings: ''Haven''t you ever met a man who could make you happy?'' - Lady Lou: ''Sure, lots of times.''
Captain Nemo (James Mason) and Professor Aronnax (Paul Lukas) in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954): - Captain Nemo: ''What you fail to understand is the power of hate. It can fill the heart as surely as love can .'' - Professor Aronnax: ''I''m sorry for you. It''s a bitter substitute.''
Rick/Richard Blain (Humphrey Bogart) to Captain Renault (Claude Rains) in Casablanca (1942): ''I stick my neck out for nobody.''
Rick/Richard Blain (Humphrey Bogart) to Captain Renault (Claude Rains) in the last scene of Casablanca (1942): ''Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.''
Madeline/Shanghai Lily (Marlene Dietrich) to Doc/Captain Donald Harvey (Clive Brook) in Shanghai Express (1932): ''It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.''
Madeline/Shanghai Lily (Marlene Dietrich) to Doc/Captain Donald Harvey (Clive Brook) in Shanghai Express (1932): ''It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.''
The Ghost/Captain Daniel Gregg (Rex Harrison) to Lucy Muir (Gene Tierney) in The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947): 'Women are such fools!'
The Ghost/Captain Daniel Gregg (Rex Harrison) to Lucy Muir (Gene Tierney) in The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947): ''Women are such fools!''
The Ghost/Captain Daniel Gregg (Rex Harrison) to Lucy Muir (Gene Tierney) in The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947): 'Women are such fools!'
Young Moira (Caroline Goodall) to Captain James Hook (Dustin Hoffman) in Hook (1991): ''You need a mother very, very badly.''
Young Moira (Caroline Goodall) to Captain James Hook (Dustin Hoffman) in Hook (1991): ''You need a mother very, very badly.''
''Has your mother turned into an honest woman?'' Adam Mercy (Randolph Scott) to the prison warden in Captain Kidd (1945).
''Has your mother turned into an honest woman?'' Adam Mercy (Randolph Scott) to the prison warden in Captain Kidd (1945).
Captain Al Giles (Earl Billings) to Chris (Richard Dreyfuss) and Bill (Emilio Estevez) in Stakeout (1987): ''And if you fuck this up , I''m going to take your nuts , tie ''em into a knot and run them through my shredder.''
John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947): 'I don't know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .'
John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947): ''I don''t know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .''
''When a girl is under twenty-one, she''s protected by law. When she''s over sixty-five, she''s protected by nature. Anywhere in-between , she''s fair-game .'' Captain Matt Sherman (Cary Grant) in Operation Petticoat (1959)
''When a girl is under twenty-one, she''s protected by law. When she''s over sixty-five, she''s protected by nature. Anywhere in-between , she''s fair-game .'' Captain Matt Sherman (Cary Grant) in Operation Petticoat (1959)
''When a girl is under twenty-one, she''s protected by law. When she''s over sixty-five, she''s protected by nature. Anywhere in-between , she''s fair-game .'' Captain Matt Sherman (Cary Grant) in Operation Petticoat (1959)
Captain Francis Grose. Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1811) as: ''The blowen was nutts upon the kiddey because he is well-hung ; the girl is pleased with the youth because his genitals are large.''
''I don''t know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .'' John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947)
John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947): 'I don't know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .'
Captain Al Giles (Earl Billings) to Chris (Richard Dreyfuss) and Bill (Emilio Estevez) in Stakeout (1987): ''And if you fuck this up , I''m going to take your nuts and tie ''em into a knot and run them through my shredder.''
Captain Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): 'I love you Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us. I love you because we're alike, bad lots the both of us, selfish and shrewd, but able to look things in the eyes and call them by their right names. Scarlett! Look at me. I've loved you more than I've ever loved any woman and I've waited longer for you than I've ever waited for any woman . Here's a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett, wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me. You're a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett, kiss me, kiss me, once.'
Captain Jeffrey Spaulding (Groucho Marx) proposing marriage to both Mrs. Rittenhouse (Margaret Dumont) and Mrs. Whitehead (Margaret Irving) in Animal Crackers (1930): - Spaulding: ''Well, what do you say, girls? Are we all going to get married?'' - Rittenhouse: ''All of us?'' - Spaulding: ''All of us!'' - Rittenhouse: ''Yes, but that''s bigamy!'' - Spaulding: ''Yes, and it''s big-of-me too. It''s big of all of us. Let''s be big for a change. I''m sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother?''
Lawrence Paros. The Erotic Tongue (1984): 'Nobody really knows where the hole came from, though Captain Grose, the roguish eighteenth- century lexicographer, had his own ideas about it . His version opens with an angel who had been employed in forming women, forgetting to cut off their parts-of-generation . Enter Lucifer who took it upon himself to set matters right. Taking a somewhat direct approach to the problem, he placed himself in a sawpit with a scythe fixed to a stick in his hand and directed the women to straddle the pit . He then gave each the mark-of-the-beast (c. 1715). The pit being too deep for the length of his instrument , tall women received only a moderate scratch , but little women, because their legs were so short and more within his reach, received a somewhat larger cut . The long and the short of it? They both went home with an everlasting-wound (17th C), known in some quarters as the divine-scar (18th C). The Devil, henceforth, was to be known as Old Nick or Ole Scratch; and the c**t [cunt, as slit (17th-20th C), nick , and gash (both 16th-20thC).'
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