pounding the bald-headed moose:

Jocular coinage for male masturbation . See masturbation-male for synonyms.
See Also: bald-headed, chrome-dome, cue-ball, Mexican hairless, nut-rock, peladophobia, phalacrophobia, pound the pavement, pound the sidewalk, pound the street, skating rink, skin head, slap head, slaphead, suedehead, thin on top

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