SAM:

Acronym for Sex Appeal and Magnetism, more often said or males than females. See sex-appeal for synonyms.
See Also: biscuits, face fucking, face job, fake it, give face, honeymoon, number one, number two, panties, queerie, sex life, Uncle Samantha

Quotes Containing SAM:
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) contradicting him in Murder by Death (1976): - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) in Murder by Death (1976). - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
Fat Sam (John Cassini) and Tallulah (Jodie Foster) in Bugsy Malone (1976): - Fat Sam: ''Tallulah! You spend more time putting yourself up than there are hours in the day.'' - Tallulah: ''Listen, honey! If I didn''t look this good you wouldn''t give me the time of day.''
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) contradicting him in Murder by Death (1976): - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
Michael (Jeff Goldlum) and Sam (Tom Berenger) in The Big Chill (1983): - Michael: 'I don't know anyone who could get-through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex .' - Sam: 'Ah, come-on . Nothing's more important than sex .? - Michael: 'Oh, yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?'
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) in Murder by Death (1976). - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
Sam Lester (Matthew Broderick) in The Night We Never Met (1993): 'Sex is a little bit like politics; the incumbent always has the advantage.'
Whispered by the High Lama (Sam Jaffe) in Lost Horizon (1937): ''Every man carries in his heart a Shangri-la.''
Lena (Thelma Ritter) to Sam/Samantha (Joanne Woodward) in A New Kind of Love (1963): ''One thing a fellah doesn''t want from a girl is surprises. Forty percent of all divorce cases start on honeymoon night.''
Richard (Don Galloway) to Sam (Tom Berenger) and Nick (William Hurt) in The Big Chill (1983): ''The thing about kids is their instant priorities. You know you have to protect them and provide for them and sometimes it means your life isn''t exactly the way you want it to be. But you set your priorities and that''s the way life is.''
That Sam is so thoughtful. He promised to slip me an extra tube steak .' An naive, unsuspecting Alice (Henriette Mantel) in A Very Brady Sequel (1996). Tube steak is slang for penis .
Jane (Susan Sarandon) on penis-sizes in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''I prefer small. I do . Aesthetically, I prefer small. Sam was huge and there were times when I just could not face it .''
Allan (Woody Allen) and an imaginary Bogey (voice by Jerry Lacy) in Play It Again, Sam (1972): - Allan: ''What''s the matter with me? Why can''t I be cool? What''s the secret?'' - Bogey: ''There''s no secret, kid. Dames are simple. I never met one that didn''t understand a slap on the mouth or a slug from a .45.''
Allan Felix (Woody Allen) watching a dancer in a bar in Play It Again, Sam (1972): ''She''s a doll . I''d sell my mother to the Arabs for her.''
Jane (Susan Sarandon) on penis-sizes in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''I prefer small. I do . Aesthetically, I prefer small. Sam was huge and there were times when I just could not face it .''
Maggie (Meg Ryan) about her ex-boyfriend in Addicted to Love (1997): ''You know Sam, most French men are small. But not this guy . It''s like Godzilla''s tail! He could take out all of Tokyo with that thing!''
''Females should be kept illiterate and clean like canaries.'' Fellow journalist Phil Whittaker (Roscoe Karns) to Sam Craig (Spencer Tracy) who is writing a series of articles contradicting the opinions of Tess Harding (Katharine Hepburn) in Woman of the Year (1942)
Sam McCord (John Wayne) in North to Alaska (1960): 'Women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse.' And later: 'Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy doesn't get my vote.'
Sam McCord (John Wayne) in North to Alaska (1960): ''Women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse.'' And later: ''Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy doesn''t get my vote.''
Sam McCord (John Wayne) in North to Alaska (1960): 'Women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse.' And later: 'Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy doesn't get my vote.'
Jane (Susan Sarandon) on penis-sizes in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''I prefer small. I do . Aesthetically, I prefer small. Sam was huge and there were times when I just could not face it .''
Maggie (Meg Ryan) about her ex-boyfriend in Addicted to Love (1997): ''You know Sam, most French men are small. But not this guy . It''s like Godzilla''s tail! He could take out all of Tokyo with that thing!''
Allan (Woody Allen) thinking of his wife Nancy in Play It Again, Sam (1972): ''I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married or did she fake-it that night?''
Lena O''connor (Thelma Ritter) to Samantha ''Sam'' Blake (Joanne Woodward) in A New Kind of Love (1963): ''One thing a fellah doesn''t want from a girl is surprises. Forty percent of all divorce cases start on honeymoon night.''
Allan Felix (Woody Allen) in Play It Again, Sam (1972): ''We went to Mexico for our honeymoon . I spent the entire two weeks in bed ... I had dysentery.''
Uncle Benny (Ned Beatty) peeping on his sunbathing neighbor Storm Reynolds (Sam Jenkins) with a looking glass in Ed and His Dead Mother (1994): ''Sex! That''s what it''s all about. From the onset of puberty it''s what occupies ninety percent of our time, the pursuit of sex , right? Ed, sex is life and if it was a pronoun she''d be IT.''
Sam Baker (Molly Ringwald) gave her panties to junior hustler Ted (Anthony Michael Hall) in Sixteen Candles (1984) who charges a dollar to freshmen to see them: ''I can''t believe I gave my panties to a geek.''
Uncle Benny (Ned Beatty) peeping on his sunbathing neighbor Storm Reynolds (Sam Jenkins) with a looking glass in Ed and His Dead Mother (1994): 'Sex! That's what it's all about. From the onset of puberty it's what occupies ninety percent of our time, the pursuit of sex , right? Ed, sex is life and if it was a pronoun she'd be IT.'
J.C. Wyatt (Diane Keaton) who, after fainting, wakes up in Dr. Jeff Cooper's (Sam Shepard) office in Baby Boom (1987): 'I'm spilling my guts out to a vet? I'm lying on a vet's table, telling you about my sex life?'
Allan (Woody Allen) thinking of his wife Nancy in Play It Again, Sam (1972): 'I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married or did she fake-it that night?'
Allan (Woody Allen) thinking of his wife Nancy in Play It Again, Sam (1972): ''I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married or did she fake-it that night?''
Sam Wheat's (Patrick Swayze) farewell words to Molly Jensen (Demi Moore) before ascending into the light in Ghost (1990): 'It's amazing, Molly! The love inside, you take-it with you.'
Richard (Don Galloway) to Sam (Tom Berenger) and Nick (William Hurt) in The Big Chill (1983): ''The thing about kids is their instant priorities. You know you have to protect them and provide for them and sometimes it means your life isn''t exactly the way you want it to be. But you set your priorities and that''s the way life is.''
Allan Felix (Woody Allen) in Play It Again, Sam (1972): 'I was incredible last night in bed . I never once had to sit up and consult the manual.'

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