Dictionaries:
johnson:
1. An Americanism for the penis . See penis for synonyms.QUOTES:
(1) Orin Task (Philip Bosco) to Jack Trainer (Harrison Ford) in Working Girl (1988): ' You shouldn't let your johnson make your decisions .'
(2) Cool World detective Frank Harris (Brad Pitt) to Jack Deebs (Gabriel Byrne) in Cool Word (1992): ' You couldnt' take a piece of good advice, could you? No, you had to listen to your johnson .'
2. Obsolete African American appellation for a black man acting as a prostitutes's bodyguard or protector , not necessarily her pimp .
See Also: anatomically correct, bend over, block of ice, celibacy, celibate, child molester, cold heart, culls, Doctor Johnson, female orgasmic dysfunction, freezer, frigidity, get some pussy, hack, hackney, have some pussy, involutional depression, johnson, masculine quotient, MQ, nadds, nads, run after, sensate focus exercises, spank, sweating phenomenon, sweet talk, X-appeal
Quotes Containing johnson:
Capt. Johnson (Jeffrey Lynn) and Cpl. Miller in Up Front (1951): - Capt. Johnson: 'Is there NO discipline up here?' - Cpl. Miller: 'Yes, sir!'
Matthew (Don Johnson) in Zachariah (1970): 'A whore is only good for one night.'
Angela Brooks/Madam Satan (Kay Johnson) in Madam Satan (1930): ''True love is believing that the one you love is quite above defeat.''
Billie Dawn (Melanie Griffith) asking Paul Verral (Don Johnson) if he''d be interested in ''a little action'' in Born Yesterday (1993) because: ''I got the hots for you right off .''
Bob Brooks (Reginald Denny) to his wife Angela (Kay Johnson) in Madam Satan (1930): ''I think you''re above all women, but below zero .''
Molly (Rene Russo) to the constantly competing Roy McAvoy (Kevin Costner) and David Simms (Don Johnson) in Tin Cup (1997): ''Why do men insists on measuring their dicks?''
Jerry Beck (Don Johnson) in Dead-Bang (1989): ''He''d bend-over for a pack of cigarettes.''
Billie Dawn (Melanie Griffith) to Paul Verral (Don Johnson) in Born Yesterday (1993): ''He still thinks I''m a bimbo from Vegas and so do you.''
Billie Dawn (Melanie Griffith) to her boyfriend (John Goodman) when she was almost caught kissing Paul Verral (Don Johnson) in Born Yesterday (1993): ''Paul just taught me a little French .''
Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin) as a carny in The Jerk (1979): 'For one dollar, I'll guess your weight, your height or your sex .'
Movie producer Frank Musso (Joe Mantegna) seduced by Norma Jean Hazelrigg (Cassidy Rae) in National Lampoon's Favorite Deadly Sins (1995): 'Before I knew what was happening she was doing things to me that I hadn't even done to me, things that Masters never told Johnson, that Kinsey kept out of his report. And when it was all over I found myself in much deeper than I had planned.'
Dorinda Durston (Holly Hunter) about Ted Baker (Brad Johnson) in Always (1989): ''He''s too beautiful. He''s too much twisted steel and sex-appeal . I can''t be with a guy who looks like I won him in a raffle.''
Dorinda Durston (Holly Hunter) about Ted Baker (Brad Johnson) in Always (1989): ''He''s too beautiful. He''s too much twisted steel and sex-appeal . I can''t be with a guy who looks like I won him in a raffle.''
Matthew Hollis (Michael Caine) and Jennifer Lyons (Michelle Johnson) Blame It on Rio (1984): - Matthew: ''Kiss you? I oughta spank you!'' - Jennifer: ''Oh, please, and bite me too.''
Local sheriff to Jerry Beck (Don Johnson) in Dead-Bang (1989): ''You California boys have it too easy. All that sunshine and pussy thins the blood.''
Local sheriff to Jerry Beck (Don Johnson) in Dead-Bang (1989): ''You California boys have it too easy. All that sunshine and pussy thins the blood.''
Dorothy Parker: ''Never run-after a bus or a man , there''ll be another one along in a minute.'' Rephrased slightly by the Marlboro (Don Johnson) to Harley (Mickey Rourke) in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991): ''My old-man used to say, before he left this shitty world , never chase buses or women. You always get left behind .''
Matthew Hollis (Michael Caine) and Jennifer Lyons (Michelle Johnson) Blame It on Rio (1984) - Matthew: ''Kiss you!? I ought to spank you!'' - Jennifer:''Oh, please, and bite me too.''
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977): ''Lyndon Johnson is a politician. You know the ethics those guys have. It''s like a notch underneath child-molesters. ''
''He''s too beautiful. He''s too much twisted steel and sex-appeal . I can''t be with a guy who looks like I won him in a raffle.'' Dorinda Durston (Holly Hunter) speaking about Ted Baker (Brad Johnson) in Always (1989)
Dorinda Durston (Holly Hunter) speaking of Ted Baker (Brad Johnson) in Always (1989): ''He''s too beautiful. He''s too much twisted steel and sex-appeal . I can''t be with a guy who looks like I won him in a raffle.''
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