john:
1. Or: johns , common usage for a toilet . See also: bathroom ; latrine .QUOTE: King Arthur (Patrick Stewart) to his treacherous brother Prince John (Richard Lewis) in Robin Hood: Men in Thights (1993): 'Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench. From this day forth all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as johns .'
2. John / john , the customer of a prostitute . Specifically, a male client in distinction to Jane, a female client .
SYNONYMS: baby ; beef-burger ; client ; cull ; date ; fare ; meal-ticket ; meatball ; money-trick ; patron ; piper ; punter ; sucker ; TOS ; trade ; trick .
SEE ALSO: 33 ; 78 ; champagne-trick ; curb-crawler ; freak-trick ; frequent-flyer .
3. A man who supports and keeps a particular woman in return for sexual favors.
4. A john / johnny , in England, a condom . See condom for synonyms.
Quotes Containing john:
Donald Patterson (Robert Blake) and the Transit Twins policemen Charlie (Woody Harrelson) and his brother John (Wesley Snipes) in Money Train (1995) - Donald : 'You're right on the edge. You're a wreck looking for someplace to happen. I'll be there and I'll fuck you dead.' - Charlie : 'Do you think he wants to fuck us before we're dead or fuck us after we're dead?' - John: 'Either way it's a pain-in-the-ass .'
'You give me what I need I'm gonna leave here a nice guy . You don't, I'm gonna fuck you up .' John Hatcher (Steven Seagal) to Jimmy Fingers in Marked for Death (1990)
'I'm your worst fucking nightmare, man . I'm a nigger with a badge . That means I got the mission to kick your fucking ass whenever I feel like it .' Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) in a cowboy bar in 48 HRS. (1983). (1) 'I'm your worst nightmare.' - Sam McMurray, as Glen, in Raising Arizona (1987) (2) 'I'm your worst nightmare! An eight year old with a badge .' - Norman D . Golden II, as Devon Butler, assisting detective Burt Reynolds for a day, gives a speeding ticket to the school principal in Cop and a Half (1993) (3) '- Who is this? - Your worst nightmare.' - Ted Levine, as terrorist Alex Tierney, in Detonator (1993) (4) 'Mr. Whitney? Yeah, this is your worst nightmare. The Liberty Maid. I've got a message for you and your Pentagon cronies.' - Martha Plimpton, as The Liberty Maid / Alison on the run with brothers John and Sam, to their father Mr. Whitney (Stephen Tobolowsky) in Josh and S.A.M. (1993) (5) 'You've seen these movies where they say: Make my Day! or, I'm your worst nightmare! Well, listen to this one. Rubber baby-buggy bumpers .' - Arnold Schwarzenegger, as Jack Slater, in Last Action Hero (1993) (6) 'I'm gonna be your worst nightmare.' - Rock Reilly (Tom Berenger) engaging Eddie Devane (William McNamara) in a fist fight in Chasers (1994). (7) 'Welcome to your worst nightmare.' - Herbert Cadbury (Jonathan Hyde) playing gin rummy with the prison lowlife (Rush Pearson) in Richie Rich (1994). (8) '- Who are you? - I'm you're worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms. ' - The Canadian Montie (Steven Wright) and the American Sheriff Bud Boomer (John Candy) in Canadian Bacon (1995)
'She was so exquisite a Whore That in the Belly of her Mother Her Cunt was placed so right before Her father fucked them both together.' John Wilmot (1647-1680), 2nd Earl of Rochester wrote 'the dirtiest limerick ever written' for Nell Gwynn.
Cooley (Harold Hopkins), Don (John Hargreaves), and Kerry (Candy Raymond) in Don's Party (1975): - Cooley: 'Hello, gorgeous! Care for a screw?' - Don: 'He used to say fuck' - Kerry: 'Any particular reason for the change?' - Cooley: 'Yeah, I get more fucks when I say screw .'
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