yard:

1. Old, but not obsolete euphemism for penis . ' It's 12" long, but I don't use it as a rule '. See penis for synonyms.

QUOTE: Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue (1984): ' By 1850 it had become obsolete. Yet the yard lives on in every man's fantasy, though the details of the fantasy clash. We have the old adage, " Short and thick does the trick " (18 ^th C), as well as Robert Burns's " Nine inch will please a lady " while contemporary folk hyperbole immortalizes the man with a nine-inch pr**k and a twelve-inch tongue who can breathe through his ears . In our world , however, it's the three-inch-fool ( The Taming of the Shrew ) who clearly is the rule .'

2. Said of/by males, to penetrate with the penis . See copulation for synonyms.

See Also: bush child, excremental engineer, hair splitter, three-inch fool, yard, yardage, yosh

Quotes Containing yard:
Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue (1984) about the word yard : ''By 1850 it had become obsolete. Yet the yard lives on in every man''s fantasy, though the details of the fantasy clash. We have the old adage, "Short and thick does the trick" (18thC), as well as Robert Burns''s "Nine inch will please a lady" while contemporary folk hyperbole immortalizes theman with a nine-inch pr**k and a twelve-inch tongue who can breathe through his ears. In our world , however, it''s the three-inch-fool (The Taming of the Shrew) who clearly is the rule.''
Hunk, the Scarecrow (Ray Bolger) and Dorothy (Judy Garland) in Wizard of Oz (1939): - Hunk: ''What have you learned, Dorothy?'' - Dorothy:''Well, I think that it wasn''t enough just to want to see Uncle Henry and Aunnie Em and that if I ever go looking for my heart''s desire again, I won''t look any further than my own back-yard , because if it isn''t there, I never really lost it to begin with.''

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