wife's best friend:

Euphemism for the penis . See penis for synonyms.

QUOTE: Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life
See Also: AFOAF, amicus, appendage, asshole buddy, awful-wedded wife, Batman and Robin, beat one's time, better fraction, better half, Billy No Mates, bit of tripe, blushing bride, bosom buddy, bother and strife, bud, carving knife, chappie, chief cook and bottle washer, chief of staff, china plate, chum, cocker, cold meat, comfortable importance, companion, copping clothes, cow and kisses, cows and kisses, crooked rib, dead weight, dough-beater, drum and fife, Duchess of Fife, fam, fishwife, fork and knife, friend has come, glad rags, golf widow, good buddy, gray mare, gussy up, half-widow, head cook and bottle washer, headache, help-spend, hen-pecker, homegirl, homo-lover, hot-water bag, John Thomas, John Tom, joy of my life, just good friends, kicksy-wicksy, ladys friend, lawful jam, lawful wife, linguistic cross-dressing, long-haired chum, luvvy, married woman, mate-swapping, missis, Ms. Right, old bubble, old Dutch, old noose, one-eyed trouser snake, palsies, palsy-walsy, people-in-law, philogynist, plates and dishes, poker breaker, pronoun reversal, rent-a-body business, riding in another mans saddle, roll-dog, sergeant major, slave driver, smudger, spouse, spouse and strife, squawking half, stiffy, struggle and strife, Sunday clothes, Sunday widow, tadger, three B's, tisket a-tasket, todger, top drawer, trouble and strife, true confession, uxoriosis, war and strife, War Department, wearer of the breeches, wearer of the pants, woman of the house, worry and strife

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