piles:

Hemorrhoids.

QUOTE: A short poem composed by Lou Perelli (Alan Arkin) and Ruben Martinez (Andy Garcia) for Judge W. Myers (David Ogden Stiers) in Steal Big, Steal Little (1995): ' May bleeding piles torment you and corns adorn your feet / And crabs as big as horse flies dig into your balls and eat / And when you're old and weary and a siphilitic wreck / May you fall through your own bottom and break your bloody neck .'

See Also: anal collar, Chalfont St. Giles, chalfonts, Farmer Giles, farmers, piles, seven dials, shit, switch club, whore-do, X-files, zeig heils

Quotes Containing piles:
A short poem by Lou Perelli (Alan Arkin) and Ruben Martinez (Andy Garcia) for Judge W. Myers (David Ogden Stiers) in Steal Big, Steal Little (1995): ''May bleeding piles torment you and corns adorn your feet / And crabs as big as horse flies dig into your balls and eat / And when you''re old and weary and a siphilitic wreck / May you fall through your own bottom and break your bloody neck .''

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