big conk, big cock:

Catchphrase claiming that the size of a man's penis is directly proportional to the size of his nose; the bigger the nose (conk), the bigger the penis (cock).

Quote: C .D. Bales (Steve Martin), a modern-day Cyranno de Bergerac, and Sophie, an elderly woman in Roxanne (1987):
-- Charlie : ' Hey, Sophie, you know the old saying about a man's nose? '
-- Sophie: ' Oh, you mean how the size of a man's nose relates to the size of his... Oh!! '

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