Thomas:

C17 ^th British term for the penis . Captain Francis Grose defined Thomas in his Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1811) as: ' Man Thomas; a man's penis .' See penis for synonyms.
See Also: a piece of meat, beast with two backs, beetle, camp names, carnal trap, contrapunctum, crapper, cunny, do the beast with two backs, do the two-backed beast, eff, effing, forest, French tickler, Grove of Eglantine, higher Malthusianism, hypogastrian cranny, John Thomas, John Tom, laced mutton, make the beast with two backs, making the beast with two backs, mouth that cannot bite, the, mutton, one-eyed trouser snake, piece of meat, place of sixpence sinfulness, place of sixpenny sinfulness, placket-lady, plaquet stung, plaquet-box, scurvy end, shot his great stones, stiffy, tadger, Thomas, todger, Tomasina, unnatural vice

Quotes Containing Thomas:
Thomas Mann: 'It is love , not reason, that is stronger than death.'
Thomas (Martin Donovan) and Isabelle (Isabelle Hupert) in Amateur (1994): - Thomas : ''How can you be a nymphomaniac and never had sex?'' - Isabelle: ''I''m choosy.''
Steve (Jay Thomas) in A Smile Like Yours (1997): ''The only time I can count as a threesome is when I use two hands.''
Thomas Bridges. A Burlesque Translation of Homer (1770): ''Let him with Nell lay tit for tat / And trim her till I eat my hat .''
Doc Boone (Thomas Mitchell) to his landlady throwing him out in Stagecoach (1939): ''Is this the face that wrecked a thousand ships and burned the towerless tops of Eliam?''
Doc Boone (Thomas Mitchell) to his landlady throwing him out in Stagecoach (1939): ''Is this the face that wrecked a thousand ships and burned the towerless tops of Eliam?''
Thomas (John Halliday) to Anita (Ingrid Bergman) about her relationship with a married man in Intermezzo (1939): ''I wonder if anyone has ever built happiness on the unhappiness of others?''
The Protestant in Monty Python''s The Meaning of Life (1983): ''I can wear anything I want on my John-Thomas ... I can wear French-ticklers if I want.''
French author Franois Rabelais (1494-1553) (Translation by Sir Thomas Urquhart, 1653): ''These two did often do-the-two-backed-beast together in so far that at last she became great-with-child .''
William Thomas/Billy (Gil Bellows) and Dr. Hooper in the TV series Ally McBeal (1997): - Billy: ''Why do therapist always have to talk about sex?'' - Dr. Hooper: ''What can I say, Freud was a perv .''
The impresario Thomas Barry (Ned Sparks) in 42nd Street (1933): ''I don''t like his face or any part of him. He looks like a Bulgarian boll weevil mourning his first born.''
The impresario Thomas Barry (Ned Sparks) in 42nd Street (1933): ''I don''t like his face or any part of him. He looks like a Bulgarian boll weevil mourning his first born.''
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher 'Kit' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): 'I don't want a woman who's trying to tell the world what to do . I don't even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who's helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .'
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher ''Kit'' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): ''I don''t want a woman who''s trying to tell the world what to do . I don''t even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who''s helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .''
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher 'Kit' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): 'I don't want a woman who's trying to tell the world what to do . I don't even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who's helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .'
Candy (Ruth Marshall) and David (Thomas Gibson) in Love and Human Remains (1993): - Candy: 'I want more than just sex .' - David: 'That's why God invented television.'
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''

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