spank the wife's best friend:

Jocular coinage for male masturbation . See masturbation-male for synonyms.
See Also: a.s.s., AFOAF, beat one's time, belting, better fraction, better half, bosom buddy, chum, fan someone's tail, good buddy, John Tom, people-in-law, roll-dog, stiffy, tisket a-tasket, warm bottom

Link to this page:

Word Browser