gammon goalposts:

Or: gammon-flaps , vulgar Britishism of recent coinage (1990s) for the labia-majora and minora. In Roger's Profanisaurus , Roger Mellie defines gammon-flaps as: ' Hole in a farmhouse door through which pigs come and go at will .' That whole definition would be more appropriate for gammon . See vagina for synonyms.
See Also: gammon flaps, gammon goalposts

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