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Sexual DictionaryDictionary of the F-Word
cheese:
1. Smegma; cheesy-looking, -smelling secretions that form beneath the prepuce of the glans-penis and glans-clitoridis .Synonyms:
-- IN MALES: bell-cheese ; cock-cheese ; cockhead-cheese ; corn-on-the-cob ; cottage-cheese ; dick-butter; dick-dairy ; dick-dolcenatte ; fumenda-cheese ; head-cheese (headcheese); helmet-halva ; knob-cheese ; pecker-cheese ; smentana ; willy-wensleydale .
-- IN FEMALES: crotch-cheese ; cunnifungus ; rag-cheese.
2. An attractive (young) woman .
3. An attractive (young) male.
4. Very rarely, to fellate . See fellatio for synonyms.
See Also: bachelor's fare, bell cheese, cheese, cheese and kisses, cheesing, cock cheese, cockhead cheese, corn on the cob, cottage cheese, crotch cheese, cunnifungus, dick butter, dick dolcenatte, dick-dairy, fumenda cheese, headcheese, knob cheese, off, poo-bah, rag cheese, smegma, smentana, storm and stripes
Quotes Containing cheese:
Ford (Andrew Dice Clay) speaking of Zuzu Petals in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990): ''Talking to Zuzu was like masturbating with a cheese grater; slightly amusing but mostly painful.''
Ford (Andrew Dice Clay) speaking of Zuzu Petals in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990): ''Talking to Zuzu was like masturbating with a cheese grater; slightly amusing but mostly painful.''
P.I. Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin) entering door #2 in Dead Men Don''t Wear Plaid (1982): ''I had no trouble finding Dr. Forrest''s cheese lab. It smelled like the number on the door.''
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