Dictionaries:
masturbate:
To manipulate the genitals with the fingers or the hands for sexual satisfaction.ETYMOLOGY: From the Latin masturbare , to disturb with the hand, possibly derived from masdo , virile-member . The word masturbation is said to have been used for the first time by A. Hume in his Treatise Onanism: or Treatise upon the Disorders Produced by Masturbation (1766), but in Gulliver's Travels (1728), Swift makes the following puns: ' My master , Mr. Bates ' and ' poor Master Bates '. See masturbation for synonyms.
Synonyms: abuse-oneself, art-of-unisex, autoeroticism, autoerotism, auto-genital-stimulation, auto-hedonia, be-your-own-best-friend, beastliness, boffing, bring-oneself-off, clap-with-one-hand, crime-of-Onan, crime-of-self-pollution, diddle, diddling, DIY (do it yourself), do-oneself, do-it-with-oneself, do-it-yourself, ease-oneself, engaging-in-safe-sex, enjoying-yourself, express-a-secret-vice, fiddle-with-oneself, flying-solo, frig (onself), frigging, genital-pollution, genital-sensate-focussing, genital-stimulation-via-phalangetic-motion, genitalic-stimulation-via-phallengetic-motion, get-it-off, get-to-know-yourself, getting-to-know-yourself, getting-to-know-yourself-personally-in-the-biblical-sense, going-blind, great-sin-of-youth, habit that dare(d) not speak its name, having-sex-with-someone-you-love, go-it-alone, ipsation, ipsism, Irish-promotion, Irish-wedding, jazz oneselfjollification, killing-45-seconds, little-southern-romance, lonely-art, loving-thy-self, make-love-to-oneself, manual-exercise(s), manual-gratification, manual-job, manual-orgasm, manual-persuasion, manual-pollution, manual-release, manual-sex, manual-titillation, ménage à un, My-sex-life!, onania, onanism, one-hand-clapping, one-handed-clapping, the pause that refreshes, peddle-and-crank, play-solitaire, playing-with-oneself, pollute, practicing-one's-mantra, practising, relaxation-rubdown, relief-massage, relieve-oneself, relieving oneself, relieving-tension, rub oneself (rub one's...), rub-it-off, rub-off, safest-sex, satisfy-oneself, screw, secret-selfish-sin, secret-sin, secret-vice, secret-indulgence, self-abuse, self-inflicted-intercourse, self-love, self-pleasure, self-pleasuring, self-pollution, self-relief, self-stimulation, self-service, self-stimulation, self-gratification, self-manipulation, sex-for-one, sex-with-someone-you-love, sin-of-impurity, solitary-evil, solitary-sex, solitary-vice, solo-sex, southern-massage, taking-care-of-business, tap-dancing, TCB, touching-oneself, treating-yourself-right, twiddle-with-oneself, unisex, vice-of-self-defilement, wank, waste-time, waz(z), wriggle
See Also: accosting the Oscar Meyer, Accu-Jac, activating cruise control, airing the orchid, anal fisting, armswing, arthur, articulate the archdeacon, asphyxiaphile, asphyxiator, assisted shower, autoerotic asphyxia, autoerotic asphyxiation, autosuck vagina, axillary intercourse, axillism, bait the hook, ball off, balling off, bang the banjo, bang the bishop, bang the wanger, basting the meat, bean, beat, beat it, beat meat, beat off, beat one's little brother, beat Pete, beat the bald-headed bandit, beat the beaver, beat the bishop, beat the dork, beat the dummy, beat the goose, beat the hog, beat the meat, beat the pud, beat the pup, beat the tom-tom, beat your meat like it owes you money, beating about the bush, beating it with a smile on your face, belly-queen, bequeath your genes, blanket drill, bleed the lizard, bleed the weed, blooch, blow off, bob, bob-tail, bobtail, boff, boffer, boffing, bop, bop the baloney, brandle, break one off, bring down (by hand), bring off by hand, bring oneself off, bringing oneself off, bubby smoocher, buck the bone, bushwack, bust a nut, button hole, buttonhole, buying an E-Ticket, buzz, buzzing, cabareting, candy-maker, caress oneself, cast-off, catch a buzz, catch up with Popeye, charge the rod, charm the serpent, check the oil, checking for impotence, checking for testicular cancer, checking the foxhole, checking the oil, cheesing off, cherry in the hand, chezolagnia, chicken-choker, chicken-milking, chiromania, choke the bad guy, choke the chicken, chong your schlong, churn, churn the butter, churning butter, churning the butter, churning the cream, circle jerk, clamping the pipe, clap the clit, clean the pipe(s), cleaning your fingers, clear the custard, clearing the snorkel, clitoridectomy, clitorize, cock your shotgun, cockroach, coitus in axilla, college fuck, college style, color in the coloring book, combing the brush, come into your own, come the turkey, comforting Gary Coleman, coming into your own, coming one's mutton, compulsive masturbation, court Madam Knuckle, crab tease, crack off a batch, crack run, cracking, cracking off, crank, crank the cream, crank the cream separator, crank the love pump, crank the monkey, crank the shaft, crank the shank, cranking for cum, cream your corn, creamed beef, cuff the carrot, cuff the dummy, cuff the meat, cuff the puppy, cunt-cuddling, custard, custard cannon, dancing with myself, dancing with the captain, dash one's doodle, date mother palm and her five daughters, date Palmala Handerson, dating my palm, dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters, deep dishing, devil, dicky-whacking, diddle, diddling, digging a trench, digging into the trenches, digging the trench, digitate, digitating, digitize, dilly with the willy, dip the digit(s), discipline your soldier, dishonorable discharge, disobey the Pope, do a dry waltz with oneself, do handiwork, do it with oneself, do oneself, do the bowling hold, do the dew, do the wet-n-stinky, do yourself off, do-it-yourself, doing a hand job, doing a little soft-shoe, doing your own thing, dollop the weener, doodle the noodle, douse the digits, drain Charle's Dickens, drain the dragon, drain the vein, draw on a length, drilling for oil, dry-firing the musket, dual masturbation, dunk the dolphin, dunk the doughnut, dunking the beaver, ease oneself, empty the cannon, engaging in safe sex, express yourself (manually), fan the fur, fare un ditolino, feed the bearded clam, feed the beaver, feed the cat, feed the clam, feed the ducks, feed the fish, feed the fist, feed the stick, feeding the bearded clam, feeding the other mouth, feeding the slot, feel the fur, fetch, fetch metal, fetch mettle, fidget with the digit, fight the champ, fight the turkey, finger, finger fuck, finger pie, fingerdoodling, fingering the clit, fire the hand cannon, fist fucking, fist it off, fist the mister, fist-fuck, fisting the mister, fiver, fives, flat fuck, flex one's sex, flick on over the thumb, flick the bean, flicking the switch, flip it around, flip it off, flip off, flip oneself off, flip the flaps, flipwreck, flit the clit, flog, flog (oneself), flog a dead horse, flog a willing horse, flog the bishop, flog the dog, flog the dolphin, flog the dong, flog the donkey, flog the dummy, flog the goose, flog the hog, flog the lizard, flog the log, flog the meat, flog the mutton, flog the old whipping-boy, flog the pork, flog the pup, flog the sausage, flog the whipping-boy, flogging the dog, flogging the dolphin, flogging the dong, flong the dong, flopping beef, fluff the muff, fly manually, flying manual, frig, frig off, frig oneself, friggit, friggle, fuck Mary Fist, fuck off, fuck one's fist, fuck the fist, fuck udders, fuck your fist, fuck-fist, gentle the genitalia, get a fat lip, get a lube job, get a stinky pinky, get gravel for the goose, get it off, get oneself off, get some self, get some trim, get to know yourself, getting ones nuts off, give it a one-gun salute, give oneself a handjob, give oneself a low five, give oneself the finger, giving it a tug, go it alone, go on a hand diet, go to war with yourself, going blind, going cabareting, going on a finger ride, gong, grab the flab, grab the goatee, grease the dildo, grease the gash, grease the goofy, grind, grind off, grip it, gristle rub, hack off, hair in hand, hair-job, hand ball, hand gig, hand queen, handle, handshaker, haul your own ashes, have a wank, have one off the wrist, having a tug, having dinner, having sex with someone you love, hit the ham, hit the slit, hitchhike under the big top, hold a bowling ball, hold the bold, hone the bone, hopping bug, horse breaker, hose the hole, hot rod, hot rod it, huffle, huffling, hug the hog, hump the bump, hump the horn, hump the hose, hump your fist, husk it, in hand, J. Arthur, jack hammer, jack off, jack shack, jack the beanstalk, jack the corn, jack the joystick, jack the sack, jack your jizz, jack yourself, jag off, jazz oneself, jeff off, jelly, jerk, jerk Jamby, jerk jelly, jerk juice, jerk off, jerk the johnson, jerk the joint, jerk the mutton, jerk the rope, jerk the Turk, jerk the turkey, jerk up, jerk your jewels, jerking off, jiggle, jiggle the jewelry, jill off, jilling off, jive, Jodrell Bank, jog off, joyce off, juice it up, juice the fruit, jump start the river, just jerkin' it, kick the gong around, knead your dough, knitting, knob, knock on wood, knock the top off, lark, leave it to beaver, leglock the pillow, Levy and Frank, local, looking askance, lope the mule, lose bullets, love custard, lube the cord, make a bald man cry, make a milkshake, make bumps, make butter, make love to ones fist, make love to oneself, make scissors, make waves (for the boy-in-the-boat), manuxorate, maritate, maschalation, mastophallator, mazophallist, milk, milker, milking one's self, mitten queen, mix up a batch, mount a corporal and four, mustard on the burger, mutton, mutual masturbation, night-club, ninnies-splitter, old crank case, oscillating the Oscar Meyer, pack the palm, palm it, paradise strokes, pat me muller, pat the Robertson, penis-to-armpit intercourse, pet the petunia, pet the poodle, pet the pussy (cat), pillow fucker, pinch the cat, play billiards, play pocket billiards, play pocket pool, play solitaire, play the bones, play the clitar, play the fiddle, play the male organ, play the piss pipe, play the silent trumbone, play the skin flute, play with oneself, play with Willy Wanker, play with your Willy Wanker, playing pocket pool, playing solitaire, playing with oneself, please the pisser, pocket billiards, pocket pinball, pocket polka, pocket pool, pocket waltz, poke the pussy, polish the knob, popping a nut, popping the cork, posh wank, pound it, pound off, pound the bobo, pound the flounder, pound the meat, pound the mound, pound the peenie, pound the pork, pound the pud, practicing one's mantra, prune the fifth limb, puff the one-eyed dragon, pull, pull it (off), pull off, pull one off, pull one's dong, pull one's joint, pull one's pud, pull one's wang, pull oneself off, pull putz, pull some lumber, pull the joint, pull the peter, pull the pole, pull the pork, pull the pud, pull the pudding, pull the root, pull the taffy, pull the wire, pull wire, pull your prick, pulling a solo session, pulling rank, pump off, pump one's pickle, pump oneself off, pump ship, pumping off, punt the cunt, raise the flag, rake your meat, ram the ham, rank, reading with one hand, relieve oneself, rodding, rodgering, rogering, rowing the boat, rub, rub it off, rub off, rub off by hand, rub one out, rub the (little) head, rub the knob, rub the magic lamp, rub the radish, rub the tub, rub up, ruff the muff, run a batch, run off by hand, salute the sailor, satisfy oneself, scarfing, screw off, self-gratification, self-pleasure, self-pleasuring, sewing circle, sexual asphyxia, shake, shake hands with the governor, shake hands with the wife's best friend, shake the snake, shake the weasel, shake up, she-bop, shelling the oyster, Sherman, Sherman tank, shift gears, shoot skeet, shoot the cat, short strokes, sing an aria, sing with Rosie, siphnianize, skeet shooting, ski up and down Happy Valley, skin the bone, skin the lizard, Skinny rubbing, slam the clam, slam the ham, slam the spam, slick abuse, slide the shaft, slimmer, smash the stake, snap, solo flight, solo marathon, solo spit, spackling the ceiling, spam wham, spit one off, spit the seeds, split the slit, squeeze it off, squeeze off, squeeze the peach, squeezing the cheese, squirt one off, squirt seed, squirting the seed, stir the cauldron, stir the stew, strain the vein, stroke, stroke off, stroke oneself, stroke the beef, stroke the bloke, stroke the dog, stroke the lizard, stroke the poker, stroke the slit, stroke the stallion, stroke the string, stroking and poking, strum, stump, suffocate the organ, sweep off, syntribate, take a beating, take a finger ride, take down (by hand), take in hand, take matters into your own hands, take oneself in hand, taking care of business, tame the bald-headed mouse, tame the beef weasel, tame the monster, tap dancing, tap-dance, TCB, teach Yule Brenner some respect, tease the python, tee off, thrap(e), throttle kojak, throttle the turkey, throw the ball around, throwing (one), thumb the button, tickle, tickle the crack, tickle your fancy, tickling her fancy, tip the middle finger, tit-fucker, tit-smacker, tit-wanker, titter, titty-oggy, tom-tom, toss him off, toss off, touch up, triborgasmia, tromboning, tummy-fuck, tuna, turn the knob, twang the wire, tweak the twiddle, twiddle with oneself, unclog the pipes, varnish the cane, varnish the pole, varnish the stick, vibrating masturbator, vinegar strokes, virgin's release, visit Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters, wack, wack off, waking the dead, wang off, wank, wank off, wank on it, wank-pit, wanking (off), wanks per week, waste a short time, waste time, watch and jack, watch the eyelid movies, water the hot spot, waving the magic wand, wax the beam, wax the bean, wax the board, wax the candle-stick, wax the saddle, waz, wazz, wet the whistle, whack, whack it, whack off, whack silly, whack the bishop, whack the pud, whack the yak, whack your Magic Johnson, whacking it, whank, whank-pit, whanking off, whip it, whip off, whipping off, whistle, wienering, wonk off, work it off, work off, work oneself off, WPW, wrench off, wring the rattlesnake, wrist-off, wrist-off king, yang the wang, yank (it), yank off, yank your strap, yank your wank, yank yourself (off), Yankee, yanking off
Quotes Containing masturbate:
George Carlin: ''If God had intended us not to masturbate , He would have made our arms shorter.''
George Carlin: ''If God had intended us not to masturbate , He would have made our arms shorter.''
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