short-arm inspection:

In military parlance, since WWI, an inspection of the penis for tell-tale signs of venereal infection. Humorously defined by Frederic Mullally in The Penthouse Sexicon (1968) as: 'A lot of old Army claptrap .'

Etymology: A pun on small-arms inspection, the inspection of rifles and pistols.
Synonyms: prick-parade ; tool-check .

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