and All the Many-Splendored Things in Between in Teenspeak - Jockspeak - Menglish - Slanglish - Spanglish
Gaylese - Americanese - Britspeak - Ozslang - Funetic
Populo-Vulgar Speech - T-Shirt & Net Shorthand
Pompo-Verbosity & other Figurative Lingos
The penis , possibly from the old limerick: 'There once was a man from Montana / Who sat down to play the piana / His hand gave a slip / His pants gave a rip / And out came a hairy banana .' See penis for synonyms.