and All the Many-Splendored Things in Between in Teenspeak - Jockspeak - Menglish - Slanglish - Spanglish
Gaylese - Americanese - Britspeak - Ozslang - Funetic
Populo-Vulgar Speech - T-Shirt & Net Shorthand
Pompo-Verbosity & other Figurative Lingos
Or: wpw, an abbreviation for the British expression Wanks Per Week, the standard imperial measure for the number of times one masturbates in a week. See masturbation-male for synonyms.