and All the Many-Splendored Things in Between in Teenspeak - Jockspeak - Menglish - Slanglish - Spanglish
Gaylese - Americanese - Britspeak - Ozslang - Funetic
Populo-Vulgar Speech - T-Shirt & Net Shorthand
Pompo-Verbosity & other Figurative Lingos
Or: Captain Hogs Eye , recent coinage for the penis humorously defined Roger Mellie in Roger's Profanisaurus as: ' Curly bearded seafarer with a shiny, bald , purplehead who trawls in cod-cove and spits a lot .' See penis for synonyms.