and All the Many-Splendored Things in Between in Teenspeak - Jockspeak - Menglish - Slanglish - Spanglish
Gaylese - Americanese - Britspeak - Ozslang - Funetic
Populo-Vulgar Speech - T-Shirt & Net Shorthand
Pompo-Verbosity & other Figurative Lingos
Humorously defined by Frederic Mullally in The Penthouse Sexicon (1968): ' Nine-months' period between the pinching of a large bottom and the slapping of a small one .'