and All the Many-Splendored Things in Between in Teenspeak - Jockspeak - Menglish - Slanglish - Spanglish
Gaylese - Americanese - Britspeak - Ozslang - Funetic
Populo-Vulgar Speech - T-Shirt & Net Shorthand
Pompo-Verbosity & other Figurative Lingos
Or: Tristram , in Arthurian legends, the nephew King Mark of Cornwall who fell in-love-with his uncle's fiancée, the Irish princess Iseult (or Isolde), after they mistakenly drank a love-potion that left them eternally in-love-with one another.