and All the Many-Splendored Things in Between in Teenspeak - Jockspeak - Menglish - Slanglish - Spanglish
Gaylese - Americanese - Britspeak - Ozslang - Funetic
Populo-Vulgar Speech - T-Shirt & Net Shorthand
Pompo-Verbosity & other Figurative Lingos
(1) BBS phonetic lingo for FUCK. Examples from the Net: Phuq'n Right! / Where da phug? / Phuqwit / PhuQuin / Phuquin (sounds like a character in a Charles Dickens novel), Get phuQ'd over / Lil Phuqin Fluke.
(2) P.H.U.Q. -> Title of a Heavy Metal album by British group The Wildhearts.