Fuck me hard! / Fuck me harder (and no lubricants):

Said contemptuously when being victimized or annoyed by a person, or by software, hardware, etc. VARIANT-1: fuck me harder with a piledriver. Defined in The Jargon Dictionary (website): 'Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp. in software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as though designed in by the imp of the perverse). Often theatrically elaborated: "Aiighhh! Fuck me with a piledriver and 16 feet of curare-tipped wrought-iron fence and no lubricants!" The phrase is sometimes heard abbreviated FMH 'in polite company.' VARIANT-2: Fuck me with a spiked toilet plunger. VARIANT-3: Fuck me with a fish fork.

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