and All the Many-Splendored Things in Between in Teenspeak - Jockspeak - Menglish - Slanglish - Spanglish
Gaylese - Americanese - Britspeak - Ozslang - Funetic
Populo-Vulgar Speech - T-Shirt & Net Shorthand
Pompo-Verbosity & other Figurative Lingos
A watersport scenario, preferably played in a bathtub, where one partner , the parent, washes the body (or only the feet) of a partner , the baby , with urine and soap , and licks the body partss/he fancies.