and All the Many-Splendored Things in Between in Teenspeak - Jockspeak - Menglish - Slanglish - Spanglish
Gaylese - Americanese - Britspeak - Ozslang - Funetic
Populo-Vulgar Speech - T-Shirt & Net Shorthand
Pompo-Verbosity & other Figurative Lingos
According to Roger's Profanisaurus : ' The volume rating of a fart (Bp) governed by three variables: rectal pressure (r), buttock friction (f) and sprouts consumed (SpC): Bp = r / f x SpC .' See fart for synonyms.